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    1. 4th July 2012 16:45
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      Default Barua yenyewe haijanifikia

      Mgonjwa wa akili alikuwa hospitali anaandika barua.Daktari akamuuliza "unamuandikia nani barua?"
      Chizi akajibu "Najiandikia mwenyewe."

      Daktari akaanza kucheka na kumwambia "Haya nieleze barua inasema nini?"
      Chizi akajibu "Nitakuelezea vipi na barua yenyewe bado haijanifikia!"
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      Mbuzi kafia kwa mwuza supu.
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    2. 4th July 2012 16:46
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      mke wa jamaa na mamamkwe wanagombana
      mamamkwe:nakwambia mwanangu lazima anisikilize,alinyonya ziwa hili kwa miaka miwili!hawezi kukusikiliza wewe kikaragosi!
      mke:hahaha,alikunyonya miaka 2?mimi ameninyonya kwa miaka 5 na bado ananinyonya!
      mamamkwe:mwanaharamu wewe,nakwambia mwanangu hakusikilizi we mbwa,nimembeba tumboni miezi 9,leo aje akusikilize we changudoa?
      mke:heheheheiyaa,utajijua bibie,we ulimbeba miezi tisa akiwa na kilo 2,hah?sasa kwa miaka 5 nimekuwa nambeba kifuani kwangu kila usiku,na sasa ana kilo 90!
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    3. 4th July 2012 17:03
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      Default Re: Barua yenyewe haijanifikia

      sijawahi soma kichekesho cha mgonjwa wa akili, nikaacha kucheka...teheeee
      ....ukubwa AKILI...NDEVU uchafu...
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      sijawahi soma kichekesho cha mgonjwa wa akili, nikaacha kucheka...teheeee
      huwa wanachekesha balaa
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      hahahaaaa we mukare!
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    6. 4th July 2012 17:33
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      hahahaaaa we mukare!
      pamoja mkuu
      Mbuzi kafia kwa mwuza supu.
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    7. 4th July 2012 19:20
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      Mgonjwa wa akili alikuwa hospitali anaandika barua.Daktari akamuuliza "unamuandikia nani barua?"
      Chizi akajibu "Najiandikia mwenyewe."

      Daktari akaanza kucheka na kumwambia "Haya nieleze barua inasema nini?"
      Chizi akajibu "Nitakuelezea vipi na barua yenyewe bado haijanifikia!

      hahahahaha...............unawe za ukajihisi wewe doctor ndo chizi.
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      mke wa jamaa na mamamkwe wanagombana
      mamamkwe:nakwambia mwanangu lazima anisikilize,alinyonya ziwa hili kwa miaka miwili!hawezi kukusikiliza wewe kikaragosi!
      mke:hahaha,alikunyonya miaka 2?mimi ameninyonya kwa miaka 5 na bado ananinyonya!
      mamamkwe:mwanaharamu wewe,nakwambia mwanangu hakusikilizi we mbwa,nimembeba tumboni miezi 9,leo aje akusikilize we changudoa?
      mke:heheheheiyaa,utajijua bibie,we ulimbeba miezi tisa akiwa na kilo 2,hah?sasa kwa miaka 5 nimekuwa nambeba kifuani kwangu kila usiku,na sasa ana kilo 90!
      loh mume ukiukuta huu ugomvi inabidi uwe mpole usiingilie hata kidogo.
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      loh mume ukiukuta huu ugomvi inabidi uwe mpole usiingilie hata kidogo.
      sister kazi hapo utamsikiliza yupi,maana kila siku anataka umpe first priority ya kumsikiliza
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      Mgonjwa wa akili alikuwa hospitali anaandika barua.Daktari akamuuliza "unamuandikia nani barua?"
      Chizi akajibu "Najiandikia mwenyewe."

      Daktari akaanza kucheka na kumwambia "Haya nieleze barua inasema nini?"
      Chizi akajibu "Nitakuelezea vipi na barua yenyewe bado haijanifikia!"
      Duh, kwa hiyo daktari alisubiri kwanza barua ifike?
      Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!...
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      It's better to be hated for who you are,
      than to be loved for someone you are not...
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      Duh, kwa hiyo daktari alisubiri kwanza barua ifike?
      Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!...
      yah barua lazima imfikie kwanza mlengwa
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    12. 4th July 2012 19:51
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      sister kazi hapo utamsikiliza yupi,maana kila siku anataka umpe first priority ya kumsikiliza
      ndo hvyo unakaa kimya tu ukiweza unaenda kwenye kiti kirefu unajipatia moja moto moja baridi mpaka muda unaenda ukirudi hme unafikia kitandani........unajilalia kimya.
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    13. 6th July 2012 13:51
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      Haaaaaaaaaaaa
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