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      1:Nilikuwa NAPITA barabarani,nikaumwa na nyoka.Nani atanisaidia?
      2:Nilitumwa na mama KUSAGA UNGA;njiani nikakuta mto umefurika!Nitavukaje?
      3:Mtoto mdogo anazikwa kaburi la futi tatu.MTU MZIMA atazikwa kaburi la futi ngapi?
      Haya ni baadhi ya mafumbo yanayo zingua sana kipindi cha utoto!
      Je wewe unayajua majibu yake?
      1:atakusaidia PITA
      2:Unga hausagwi,yanasagwa mahindi.
      3---
      ongezea na ya kwako!!!
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      Kwani mtoto mdogo sio mtu mzima ni kpande?

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      Mtu mzima hazikwi
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      Bei za kunyolea!
      Kawaida:1000
      style:2000
      kunyoa kipara bure!
      Swali:kwa nini kunyoa kipara ni bure?

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      Kwani kipara kina nywele, au unamaanisha kipara gani yakheeeeeeee?
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      Mtu mzima hazikwi ila maiti bana.
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      Kwani mtoto mdogo sio mtu mzima ni kpande?
      Umechemka mkuu!!!
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      Do what you feel in your heart to be right-for yot will be criticized anyway.You will be damned if you do,and damned if you don't

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      Kulikuwa na guest house tatu: NO15,NO16 na NO17.
      Mgeni alipita NO15 na NO16 akashindana nao bei,lakini alipofika NO17 alitoka mbio balaa!!!!
      Unadhani kwanini mgeni huyu alitoka mbio NO17 guest house?
      Do what you feel in your heart to be right-for yot will be criticized anyway.You will be damned if you do,and damned if you don't

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      Kulikuwa na guest house tatu: NO15,NO16 na NO17.
      Mgeni alipita NO15 na NO16 akashindana nao bei,lakini alipofika NO17 alitoka mbio balaa!!!!
      Unadhani kwanini mgeni huyu alitoka mbio NO17 guest house?
      there is LION here aka mnyama SIMBA
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      Quote By mtu wenu
      Kulikuwa na guest house tatu: NO15,NO16 na NO17.
      Mgeni alipita NO15 na NO16 akashindana nao bei,lakini alipofika NO17 alitoka mbio balaa!!!!
      Unadhani kwanini mgeni huyu alitoka mbio NO17 guest house?
      Aliona LION
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      Kama Simba anakimbiwa mbona mamilioni ya watu wanamshabikia mnyama.

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      Teh msaada siwezi kukosa
      Kujipenda ni Pamoja na Kuutunza Mwili wako!
      Acha Ngono,UKIMWI unaua!

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      Nitajie neno la kiswahili lenye herufi tano,ambalo kila ukitoa herufi toka kulia unapata neno lingine la kiswahili lenye maana.

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      Kati ya nyumba na ndege ni kitu gani kinapaa juu.
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      Quote By Jaslaws
      Kati ya nyumba na ndege ni kitu gani kinapaa juu.
      nyumba

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      Kati ya nyumba na ndege ni kitu gani kinapaa juu.
      Dah,utata hapo!!!
      Do what you feel in your heart to be right-for yot will be criticized anyway.You will be damned if you do,and damned if you don't

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      Default Re: Fumbo!fumbo!fumbo!

      Ni sehemu gani ya mwili wa mwanaume ambayo ni laini, imezungukwa na nywele, inakiungo kinachoweza kuelekezwa upande wowote ule na ikikerwa au kuchezewa hutoa majimaji yanayotiririka?

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      Jawabu: Jicho

      ila nimependa unavyofikiria.

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      Quote By Me370
      Jawabu: Jicho

      ila nimependa unavyofikiria.
      jicho hata mwanamke analo!!!
      Mi napendekeza ndinga aka u*me.

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