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      Mama na mwanae walikuwa
      ndani ya tax usiku
      wakapitishwa mitaa ambyo
      kuna wanawake wanaojiuza
      kukawa na mazungumzo hvi
      mtoto:mama hao watu walio
      cmama pembezon mwa bara2
      wanafanya nn?
      Mama:wanasubri waume zao
      watoke kazni waje
      ... kuwachukua
      dereva tax:c umwambie mtoto
      ukwel kuwa ni malaya na
      hapo walipo wanasubr
      wanaume wasex nao kwa
      malipo.
      Mtoto:mama watoto wanaozaa
      hawa wanawake huwa
      wanafanya kazi gani?
      Mama:huwa wanakuwa
      madreva tax.
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      Mlevi mmoja muongo alikuwa
      akiwahadithia washikaji wake
      jinsi alivyokamata swala
      porini Akaanza "Nilimkimbiza
      sana mwishowe nikamkamata
      na kumlaza chini....." Ghafla
      simu yake ikaita akaenda
      pembeni apokee,aliporud i
      akawauliza wenzake "Hivi
      nilikuwa nimeishia wapi?"
      ... wakamwambia "ulimlaza
      chini" Jamaa akaendelea
      "basi nikamkamata,nik
      amlaza chini,nikamvua
      nguo,nikanyonya denda alafu
      nikafanya mapenzi nae"
      Wenzake wakamwambia "aah
      si ulikuwa unazungumzia
      swala!!" Jamaa akadakia
      "Duh..basi nilimchinja"
      The good Die Young

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      Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala
      na mkewe
      saa nane za usiku
      wakaamshwa na
      mtu akipiga hodi mlangoni
      kwao.
      Wakabishana nani
      afungue....hatimaye
      mume akaenda kufungua
      mlango
      ... akiwa na usingizi
      mwingi,akamkuta
      jirani yake mlevi mlangoni
      JAMAA:"Nini tena mkubwa
      mbona
      kuamshana saa hizi?"
      MLEVI:"Naomba uje
      unisukume"
      Jamaa akajua labda gari la
      huyu mlevi
      limenasa kwenye
      tope,akamwambia "subiri
      nivae viatu"
      Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka
      na
      kuanza kuandamana na mlevi.
      Mlevi akaongoza njia mpaka
      kwenye
      mabembea,akakaa kwenye
      bembea
      moja,akamgeukia yule jamaa
      na
      kumwambia "Okay nisukume"
      The good Die Young

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      Jamaa alikuwa safarini
      Kikazi akafika guest
      sikuiya alijiona mnyonge
      Akaamua kumuuliza
      Muhudumu mmoja wa kiume kuwa anashida na demu
      ... Muhudumu: akamwambia mademu wapo ila
      Sisi
      Tunawatambua kwa
      Majina ya magari
      Jamaa: akasema sasa niitie benzi
      Muhudumu: akasema benzi limetoka sasaivi ila limebaki vorkswagon tu nikuitie?
      Jamaa: akasema niitie tu nipo chumba NO13
      BAADA YA MUDA JAMAA AKAGONGEWA MLANGO NA AKAINGIA MWANAUME SHOGA
      Jamaa: akamaind sana akamfata muhudumu na kumuliza kwanini umeniletea shoga?
      Muhudumu: akamwambia iyo ndovorkswagon coz injini yake ipo nyuma boss


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      Baada ya MAHUBIRI

      MCHUNGAJI anawaambia waumini wafumbe macho.....akainama na kuingiza mkono kwenye kapu la sadaka na kuiba ela....kuinua kichwa akakutana macho kwa macho na mzee aliyekuwa anaingia......MCHUNGAJI AKASEMA "HERI YAKE YULE ASIYESEMA KUHUSU YALE ALIYOYASHUHUDIAKWA MACHÔ YAKE,mzee nae akajibu "MAANA ATAPATA MGAO WAKE BAADA YA MISA KUISHA


      The good Die Young


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      Mkuu umetisha sana, hasa hiyo ya kwanza ya tax driver.

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      Quote By kejof2
      Baada ya MAHUBIRI

      MCHUNGAJI anawaambia waumini wafumbe macho.....akainama na kuingiza mkono kwenye kapu la sadaka na kuiba ela....kuinua kichwa akakutana macho kwa macho na mzee aliyekuwa anaingia......MCHUNGAJI AKASEMA "HERI YAKE YULE ASIYESEMA KUHUSU YALE ALIYOYASHUHUDIAKWA MACHÔ YAKE,mzee nae akajibu "MAANA ATAPATA MGAO WAKE BAADA YA MISA KUISHA

      nimeipenda hii hahaha

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      Quote By kejof2
      Baada ya MAHUBIRI

      MCHUNGAJI anawaambia waumini wafumbe macho.....akainama na kuingiza mkono kwenye kapu la sadaka na kuiba ela....kuinua kichwa akakutana macho kwa macho na mzee aliyekuwa anaingia......MCHUNGAJI AKASEMA "HERI YAKE YULE ASIYESEMA KUHUSU YALE ALIYOYASHUHUDIAKWA MACHÔ YAKE,mzee nae akajibu "MAANA ATAPATA MGAO WAKE BAADA YA MISA KUISHA

      Duh, hii kali!...
      It's better to be hated for who you are,
      than to be loved for someone you are not...

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      Quote By kejof2
      Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala
      na mkewe
      saa nane za usiku
      wakaamshwa na
      mtu akipiga hodi mlangoni
      kwao.
      Wakabishana nani
      afungue....hatimaye
      mume akaenda kufungua
      mlango
      ... akiwa na usingizi
      mwingi,akamkuta
      jirani yake mlevi mlangoni
      JAMAA:"Nini tena mkubwa
      mbona
      kuamshana saa hizi?"
      MLEVI:"Naomba uje
      unisukume"
      Jamaa akajua labda gari la
      huyu mlevi
      limenasa kwenye
      tope,akamwambia "subiri
      nivae viatu"
      Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka
      na
      kuanza kuandamana na mlevi.
      Mlevi akaongoza njia mpaka
      kwenye
      mabembea,akakaa kwenye
      bembea
      moja,akamgeukia yule jamaa
      na
      kumwambia "Okay nisukume"
      ningemng'oa meno uyo mlev

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      Umetisha mkuu. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA... U made my day.

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      Quote By kejof2
      Mama na mwanae walikuwa
      ndani ya tax usiku
      wakapitishwa mitaa ambyo
      kuna wanawake wanaojiuza
      kukawa na mazungumzo hvi
      mtoto:mama hao watu walio
      cmama pembezon mwa bara2
      wanafanya nn?
      Mama:wanasubri waume zao
      watoke kazni waje
      ... kuwachukua
      dereva tax:c umwambie mtoto
      ukwel kuwa ni malaya na
      hapo walipo wanasubr
      wanaume wasex nao kwa
      malipo.
      Mtoto:mama watoto wanaozaa
      hawa wanawake huwa
      wanafanya kazi gani?
      Mama:huwa wanakuwa
      madreva tax.
      umetisha bro..
      ..''I wasted time, and now those time waste me''...Shakespear

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      We mkare
      Just a charcoal, don't expect anything white

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      Quote By kejof2
      Baada ya MAHUBIRI

      MCHUNGAJI anawaambia waumini wafumbe macho.....akainama na kuingiza mkono kwenye kapu la sadaka na kuiba ela....kuinua kichwa akakutana macho kwa macho na mzee aliyekuwa anaingia......MCHUNGAJI AKASEMA "HERI YAKE YULE ASIYESEMA KUHUSU YALE ALIYOYASHUHUDIAKWA MACHÔ YAKE,mzee nae akajibu "MAANA ATAPATA MGAO WAKE BAADA YA MISA KUISHA

      Tehe..hii kali mkuu

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      Umetisha boss,.full kufurahi..

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      Quote By kejof2
      Baada ya MAHUBIRI

      MCHUNGAJI anawaambia waumini wafumbe macho.....akainama na kuingiza mkono kwenye kapu la sadaka na kuiba ela....kuinua kichwa akakutana macho kwa macho na mzee aliyekuwa anaingia......MCHUNGAJI AKASEMA "HERI YAKE YULE ASIYESEMA KUHUSU YALE ALIYOYASHUHUDIAKWA MACHÔ YAKE,mzee nae akajibu "MAANA ATAPATA MGAO WAKE BAADA YA MISA KUISHA

      mkuu umetisha kinomaa
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      Umetisha uyo mlev wa bembea kama n mm naua

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      Dah mwana nimekukubali, yani huo ubunifu wakuita magari nitakua mwangalifu next tym!
      Success Requires No Explanations, Failure Permits No Alibis- Napoleon Hill

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      Dereva tax analo

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      Quote By kejof2
      Baada ya MAHUBIRI

      MCHUNGAJI anawaambia waumini wafumbe macho.....akainama na kuingiza mkono kwenye kapu la sadaka na kuiba ela....kuinua kichwa akakutana macho kwa macho na mzee aliyekuwa anaingia......MCHUNGAJI AKASEMA "HERI YAKE YULE ASIYESEMA KUHUSU YALE ALIYOYASHUHUDIAKWA MACHÔ YAKE,mzee nae akajibu "MAANA ATAPATA MGAO WAKE BAADA YA MISA KUISHA

      Imetulia mkuu

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      hahahaaa nimecheka mpka machozi!!!!!!!!!!

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