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    1. 18th June 2012 23:17
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      Default kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      Teacher :what's wrong?
      Abeiku :our house is very
      small...me,my mum,my dad all
      sleep in the same bed.
      Every nite dad asks if i am
      sleeping i say No..! Dad then he slaps my face &
      gives
      me a black eye.!
      Teacher : tonight when your
      dad
      asks ,you have 2 keep dead quite,
      don't answer.
      The following morning
      Abeiku's
      teacher sees him with a severe
      swelling on his face. Teacher :my goodness! O! What
      happened..???
      Abeiku :dad asked me again if
      i
      was sleeping i just kept quiet
      & dead stil then my dad & my
      mum
      started moving.........
      You know mum was
      breathing
      heavily, carrying her legs up & making funny noises then my
      dad
      asked...my mum......
      Are you coming..?
      Mum :replied yes..! I am
      coming. Mum asked dad....
      Are you coming..?
      Dad :answered yes..!
      Abeiku :they do not
      usually go anywhere without
      me Oooo....!
      So i said wait for me
      i am coming too Oooo..
      ze MTU GUD and wispa like this.
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    2. 19th June 2012 00:21
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      Default Re: kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      nalala with a smilling face,you made my day
      Dont frown while GOD is smilling
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    3. 19th June 2012 00:32
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      Default Re: kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      duh! kama ww ingekuwa ni mzazi ingekuwaje? teh teh teh
      Take it easy buddy.
      ha ha ha ha hahahq!
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    4. 19th June 2012 02:14
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      duh! kama ww ingekuwa ni mzazi ingekuwaje? teh teh teh
      Take it easy buddy.
      ha ha ha ha hahahq!
      Manake uneza ufe hivi hivi
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    5. 19th June 2012 02:34
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      Default Re: kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      Hapo ndipo unaona umuhimu wa kujenga nyumba kubwa
      Just a charcoal, don't expect anything white
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    6. 19th June 2012 15:19
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      Default Re: kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      siku izi wazazi mbona wameacha kulala na watoto
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    7. 19th June 2012 20:40
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      Hapo ndipo unaona umuhimu wa kujenga nyumba kubwa
      police line chumba hugawanywa kwa pazia!
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    8. 20th June 2012 00:56
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      police line chumba hugawanywa kwa pazia!
      ngoja upepo upulize pazia sasa.
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    9. 20th June 2012 07:43
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      Default Re: kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      aisee!wait 4me pls!
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    10. 20th June 2012 07:47
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      I'm coming with you!
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    11. 20th June 2012 14:49
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      Default Re: kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      hihihihihihh lol! u made my lunch hahah!
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    12. 21st June 2012 01:18
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      Tehe tehe teh teh!
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    13. 21st June 2012 10:31
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      Default Re: kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      ha hah hah ha ha!!! That z so funy!
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    14. 2nd December 2012 21:41
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      Ha ha ha ha
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      Default Re: kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      hahahahaaa lol
      ...All the time the LORD is good...
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    16. 3rd December 2012 08:40
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      Default Re: kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      Kama mzaz mi naon dogo mjanja na mshua ***** anamlaje mkewe na mwanae yupo hapohap,families lik thos shld stop. Fuc ur wf in the absence of ur kids.
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    17. 3rd December 2012 08:44
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      Kama mzaz mi naon dogo mjanja na mshua ***** anamlaje mkewe na mwanae yupo hapohap,families lik thos shld stop. Fuc ur wf in the absence of ur kids.
      Gosh, its a humor... Ordinary people. Huelewi hii pia. Khaa
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    18. 3rd December 2012 11:26
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      hahahaha ur gud
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      Quote By bampami View Post
      Teacher :what's wrong?
      Abeiku :our house is very
      small...me,my mum,my dad all
      sleep in the same bed.
      Every nite dad asks if i am
      sleeping i say No..! Dad then he slaps my face &
      gives
      me a black eye.!
      Teacher : tonight when your
      dad
      asks ,you have 2 keep dead quite,
      don't answer.
      The following morning
      Abeiku's
      teacher sees him with a severe
      swelling on his face. Teacher :my goodness! O! What
      happened..???
      Abeiku :dad asked me again if
      i
      was sleeping i just kept quiet
      & dead stil then my dad & my
      mum
      started moving.........
      You know mum was
      breathing
      heavily, carrying her legs up & making funny noises then my
      dad
      asked...my mum......
      Are you coming..?
      Mum :replied yes..! I am
      coming. Mum asked dad....
      Are you coming..?
      Dad :answered yes..!
      Abeiku :they do not
      usually go anywhere without
      me Oooo....!
      So i said wait for me
      i am coming too Oooo..
      haha ha.. Prblm ya ku2mia 1rum
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    20. 3rd December 2012 14:52
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      Default Re: kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

      Ni nzuri na inasisimua
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