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    1. 25th May 2012 17:27
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      Default Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

      Mpolisi karudi home usiku, ili asimuamashe mkewe hakuwasha taa ya chumbani kwake akaaanza kuvua unifom zake, ghafla mkewe akamwambia kwa sauti ya usingizi,
      MKE: Mpenzi usiwashe taa kichwa kinanigonga vibaya, naomba uende hapo jirani kwa kaduka ka Mangi kaniletee panadol. Mpolisi akavaa chapchap na kukimbia kwa Mangi.
      MPOLISI: Mangi nipe panadol.
      MANGI: Hii hapa afande. He afande toka lini umejiunga na Magereza, naona leo umetwanga unifom ya Magereza
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      Mbwa ukimjua jina wala hakupi shida....
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    2. 25th May 2012 18:48
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      Default Re: Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

      Dah!!Mpolisi kazidiwa ujanja na vijana wa mabasi ya kijani!!!
      "Serikali inayowashwa wananchi tu ndo wakunaji"
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    3. 25th May 2012 19:37
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      Default Re: Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

      Mke ameona mziki wa polisi mdogo ajaribu na wa magereza!
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    4. 25th May 2012 20:05
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      Default Re: Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

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    5. 14th July 2012 07:18
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      Default Re: Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

      Du! Mke kaliwa
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    6. 14th July 2012 16:51
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      Default Re: Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

      Mangi nae!
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    7. 14th July 2012 18:21
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      Ukiona manyoya ujue kaliwaaaa
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    8. 14th July 2012 22:19
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      Default Re: Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

      Mpolisi stuka mpo wangapi??? kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi
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    9. 15th July 2012 00:46
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      Mangi nae!
      Umeona eeh! Anaweza vunja ndoa za watu bora angeuchuna tu, unafikiri ni nini kinafuata baada ya hapo
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    10. 15th July 2012 05:46
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      Default Re: Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

      Bi shost kama kichwa kinauma kitapasuka
      [Beautiful things in life can only be felt not seen like when we close our eyes when we pray,dream or kiss
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    11. 15th July 2012 06:11
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      Default Re: Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

      Mchezo umekata askarmagereza itabidi amsubiri pai arudi
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    12. 15th July 2012 10:11
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      Mangi nae!
      anawashwa na pilipili asoila..
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    13. 15th July 2012 10:15
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      Default Re: Toka lini umejiunga na Magereza

      Hapo MMAGEREZA nae akurupuke kwa kitete avae uniform atastukia kwake anapoulizwa na mkewe "umehamishiwa kwenye UPOLISI leo!??"
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