The nun was teaching Sunday school, speaking to her class one morning and she asked the following question,
Nun: "When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said: " I think its your hand."
Nun: " why do you think its you hands, suzy?
Suzy: " Because when you pray, you holds your hands together infront of you and God just take your hands first."
Nun: " What a wonderful answer "
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, " sister, I think its you legs.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
Nun: "Now Johnnie why would you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny: "Well... I walked into mammy's and daddy's bedroom Other night... Mammy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was crying and saying, " OH GOD, I'M COMING!, If daddy didn't pinned her down, between her legs, We'd have lost her!"
THE NUN FAINTED