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      The nun was teaching Sunday school, speaking to her class one morning and she asked the following question,

      Nun: "When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?"

      Suzy raised her hand and said: " I think its your hand."

      Nun: " why do you think its you hands, suzy?

      Suzy: " Because when you pray, you holds your hands together infront of you and God just take your hands first."

      Nun: " What a wonderful answer "

      Little Johnny raised his hand and said, " sister, I think its you legs.

      The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

      Nun: "Now Johnnie why would you think it would be your legs?"

      Little Johnny:
      "Well... I walked into mammy's and daddy's bedroom Other night... Mammy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was crying and saying, " OH GOD, I'M COMING!, If daddy didn't pinned her down, between her legs, We'd have lost her!"

      THE NUN FAINTED
      “I am the punishment of God... If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”

      'O Allah! Keep me alive as long as life is better for me, and let me die if death is better for me.

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      Default Re: What Goes To Heaven First?

      ........ha ha ha this so interesting, Paster unanikumbusha Dr. wangu wa psychology aliniasa sometime niwe nahuzuria kijiweni to listen for nonsence as he claimed that is so important for brain health. Basically, his point here was that you should't always be bussy with issues.

      Anyway I like that, I bet ilitakiwa ipelekwe kwenye jokes forum sijua kama tunayo hapa JF

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