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      Default Pau pau:

      A man went to his pastor, knelt down and began confesing tearfully: Pastor, I have sinned. Pastor : My son, what did you do, just confess what exactly you did? God Almighty will forgive you.

      Man: (sobbing), Pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members.

      Pastor : can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see, for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them, so that we can also pray for them.

      ... Man...: Aaaah Pastor I can't, I am ashamed.

      Pastor; Okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you have slept with comes out, just say "pau". If it is once you slept with her. The Number of times you say 'pau' will indicate the Number of times you slept with that particular person. And so they went to the church entrance.

      Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks. Man: Pau. Pau

      Pastor: The Lord forgive you.

      Deacon’s wife passes carrying bible. Man: Pau

      Pastor :May the Lord forgive you.

      A choir member passes singing;

      Man: Pau pau pau

      Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.

      Lo and behold…Pastor’s wife passes by and Man goes off like a machine gun.

      Man; Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau...

      Pastor: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee paaaa!!! May God punish your father!!!!!!! God will never forgive you.
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      Default Re: Pau pau:

      umejitahidi mkuu,ni kali.

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      Default Re: Pau pau:

      Excellent where are you? Come and read this joke!
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      Ukiona mtu anaishabikia na kuitetea sana CCM ujue kwamba anafaidika na ufisadi,
      rushwa na dili za ujanjaujanja zisizokuwa na leseni wala kulipiwa kodi.Wamejaribu rushwa wameweza wanasonga mbele kwa biashara ya madawa ya kulevya na pembe za ndovu!






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      Default Re: Pau pau:

      Tafadhali naomba nielekeze ulivyotengeneza hizo pau za mwisho

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      Default Re: Pau pau:

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm222222222222 22**********************...
      If your strength is small, do not carry heavy burdens.

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      Quote By Ndechumia View Post
      Tafadhali naomba nielekeze ulivyotengeneza hizo pau za mwisho
      Unatengeneza mstari mmoja kwanza then una copy na kupaste mpaka utakapotaka kuishia.

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      Default Re: Pau pau:

      upastor ulikaa pemben

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      Default Re: Pau pau:

      PAU au PAW PAW PAW PAW... utapata BAN SHAURILOOO...

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      Default Re: Pau pau:

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      Default Re: Pau pau:

      Quote By HYGEIA View Post
      Excellent where are you? Come and read this joke!
      teh teh teh teh teh nimecheka sana,hii kali


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      If first calculation is wrong,we make a second better,we find comfort somewhere!

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      Quote By Excellent View Post
      teh teh teh teh teh nimecheka sana,hii kali


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      Naona umekuwa mpole hutaki mikwara!
      Ukiona mtu anaishabikia na kuitetea sana CCM ujue kwamba anafaidika na ufisadi,
      rushwa na dili za ujanjaujanja zisizokuwa na leseni wala kulipiwa kodi.Wamejaribu rushwa wameweza wanasonga mbele kwa biashara ya madawa ya kulevya na pembe za ndovu!






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