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Old 7th December 2008, 08:07 PM   #1
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
Freetown Freetown is offline 7th December 2008, 08:07 PM

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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
& searched, & down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
& checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, & finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack & died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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yeah this always happens in our ordinary lives just mistaking the right 4 wrong en the wrong 4 the right,know what where you don't expect is where you expect!

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Sorry for two of them.How come they are in heaven!
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