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Old 28th November 2008, 07:53 AM   #1
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Nelson Charles Nelson Charles is offline 28th November 2008, 07:53 AM
Pretty girl went to church, to make a confession to a
pastor.



The pastor asked her
what the matter is.

She then said my
boyfriend did something bad to me.

The pastor now
kissed her and said did he do this to u?
She said no.
The pastor hugged her
and said did he do this to u?
She said no.

The pastor now pulled
off her cloth and said did he do
this to u?
She said no.

The pastor now made
love to her and said did he do this
to u?



She said no.

Then the pastor said
"what is the thing he did that is
making u to be
crying"?

Then the girl said
"he gave me aids."

the pastor, then
fainted....

Send this to everyone
on ur list...

If u get this back that
let's you know that somebody

cares about u and wants
you to stay protected..
 
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Old 28th November 2008, 08:01 AM
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Old 28th November 2008, 08:29 AM
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Old 28th November 2008, 09:31 AM
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Old 28th November 2008, 11:44 AM
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