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    1. 30th November 2011 22:20
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      Default Matani yanayoendana na makabila.....

      Unakuta mtu anakutania:

      unakuwa mshamba kama wa URU(mchaga)

      acha kuwa kama mnama(mkibosho)

      wewe ndakoruuu nini(mmeru)

      mwana siku hizi unapiga suruali za kina mwaitege(mnyakyusa)
      ............
      ...........nukta
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    2. 30th November 2011 23:22
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      Default Re: Matani yanayoendana na makabila.....

      mwana ckuhz unavaa masendoz makubwa kama msukuma au muha.
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    3. 30th November 2011 23:28
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      Unamaneno mengi kama mzaramo wa msanga.nukta
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    4. 1st December 2011 09:56
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      Default Re: Matani yanayoendana na makabila.....

      Bahili kama washindiathe!(mpare)
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    5. 1st December 2011 10:34
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      Bahili kama washindiathe!(mpare)
      Mjalibishe Mkinga upasuke kichwa:D
      Ikiuma toa sauti, ni mojawapo ya tiba
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    6. 1st December 2011 10:38
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      Mjalibishe Mkinga upasuke kichwa:D
      jamaa wewe unapenda kucheka kama mkwe.re.nukta
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    7. 1st December 2011 12:24
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      Default Re: Matani yanayoendana na makabila.....

      Unapenda kulalamika kama msambaa
      ....Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm...
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      Default Re: Matani yanayoendana na makabila.....

      acha kuleta ubishe wa kimakonde
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    9. 1st December 2011 20:08
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      Unazaa kama mpemba.nukta
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    10. 2nd December 2011 02:03
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      Mwepesi kama mnyaturu
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    11. 2nd December 2011 06:50
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      Default Re: Matani yanayoendana na makabila.....

      Mkono mkubwa kama msukuma
      huwa pia kuna sifa zinazoendana na makabila
      kama unakula ugali mkubwa/ mgumu kama msukuma
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    12. 4th December 2011 23:23
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      unatembea kama msafya
      unahuruma kama mbulu
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    13. 5th December 2011 00:00
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      Default Re: Matani yanayoendana na makabila.....

      Malaya kama mnyakyusa, mchafu kama msafwa, unahasira kama mhehe...
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    14. 5th December 2011 10:18
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      mbishi kama mkinga!
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    15. 5th December 2011 11:41
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      kicheche kama mbulu,mweusi kama mjaluo,mkorofi kama mmeru
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      Katili kama mnyiha
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