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      Matani ya Wakenya ......


      1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga, dirisha zinakuwa tinted!

      2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate, ati ‘THU’ hii hao (HOUSE) ni noma.

      3. Vile wewe mfupi, ukipigwa picha ya passport inatokea full.

      4. Kwenu nyi wakristu hata dogi zenu zikiona mwizi anaiba, zinawaambia “wee iba tu Mungu
      anakuona.”

      5. Ati hao(house) yenu ina gate lakini hakuna fence.

      6. We' ni mshort mpaka ukikalia kwa pavement(sakafuni) miguu ina hang kwa hewa.
      7. We mjinga mpaka ulifail blood test.

      8. Wewe ni mblack mpaka mosquito ikitaka kukuuma lazima itumie torch.

      9. We ni mrefu mpaka ukikunywa maziwa inafika kwa tumbo ikiwa mala (MGANDO/MTINDI) .
      10. Wewe ni mweusi ukikanyanga makaa unawacha footprint za blak kwa makaa.

      11. Nyanyako(bibi yako) mzee mpaka chawa za nywele yake hutembea na bakora.

      12. Ati nyinyi ni wengi nyumbani kwenyu yaani buda(baba) yenu hajui majina mpaka huwa
      address kama wananchi. (KAMA RAISI ANAPOTOA HOTUBA)

      13. TV yenyu ni Ndogo lazima ufunge jicho moja ndio uone picha.

      14. Wewe mblack mpaka unasweat soot.

      15. Wewe mnono mpaka ukivaa yellow watoto wanafikiria ni schoolbus.

      16. Manzii wako ni m ugly mpaka alikataliwa ku act horror(movie ya kutisha) Hollywood.

      17. Nyumba yenyu ni ndogo mpaka lazima utoke nje kuchange mind.

      18. Kwenyu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka kwa hao(house) kuna round-about.

      19. Kwenyu nyinyi ni wa daft (WAJINGA) mpaka kupata driving license ilibidi mpelekwe boarding school.
      20. Nywele za watoto wenyu ni ngumu mpaka mnazitumianga kama steel wool.

      21. Mko wengi kwa hao(house) mpaka kuna rush hours na kukinyesha kunakuwa na jam
      .
      22. Wewe ni mshort mpaka ukishuka kutoka kwa zile vitanda double decker lazima utumie
      parachute.

      23. Ati TV yenu ni ndogo hadi wasee wa news huanza kwa kusema ..ati Munatuona jamani?

      24. Sistaako ni ugly mpaka monkey ikampatia ndizi.

      25. We mblack mpaka ukikutana na mzungu afternoon anakushow good evening?

      26. Ngombe yenu mzee mpaka inatoanga yogurt

      27. Kwenu kumekauka mpaka ngombe yenu hutoa milk powder.

      28. Wee ni mzee mpaka ukiumwa na mosquito zina tema mate

      29. Paka yenu noma mpaka iki shika panya inaitisha chumvi, fork na pilipili.

      30. Kwenu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka mkipigwa family photo wengine wanatokea kama wame hang(ning’inia) kwa frame.

      31. TV yenu ndogo mpaka wasee wa News(watangazaji wa habari) wame piga magoti.

      32. We mrefu mpaka ukianza kuvaa underwear mbichi by the time ifike kwa magoti ime kauka.

      33. Nyumba yenu ni chafu mpaka cockroach huvaa slippers(malapa) .

      34. Budako(baba yako) ni ****, alienda ku buy ngombe akaona ikikojoa akasema, sitaki hiyo, imetoboka.

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      ..Very interesting na hicho kiswahili kilichovunjwavunjwa humo mh!!!
      "All things are created twice. There is a Mental or first creation ,and a physical or second creation to all things"

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      Quote By Kipanga
      ..Very interesting na hicho kiswahili kilichovunjwavunjwa humo mh!!!
      that is SHENG!!! ni maksudi kuvunjavunja lugha...
      "Those who do not move, do not notice their chains." Rosa Luxemburg

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      Dah wenzetu kiswahili ni issue.Ila si nasikia wanaongoza kwa kutoa magraduands wa kiswahili?
      In the end will remember,not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends.

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      ha! ha1 ha! ha! ha! ahise hiyo ni noma iko kwa poa. coz inakua ni kiswanglish

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      Matani ya ki-kenya, si unajua wakenya wananyoongeaga kiswahili, hebu ongea kama wao ukisoma hii....

      1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga, dirisha zinakuwa tinted!

      2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate, ati ‘THU’ hii hao (HOUSE) ni noma.

      3. Vile wewe mfupi, ukipigwa picha ya passport inatokea full.

      4. Kwenu nyi wakristu hata dogi zenu zikiona mwizi anaiba, zinawaambia “wee iba tu Mungu
      anakuona.”

      5. Ati hao(house) yenu ina gate lakini hakuna fence.

      6. We' ni mshort mpaka ukikalia kwa pavement(sakafuni) miguu ina hang kwa hewa.
      7. We mjinga mpaka ulifail blood test.

      8. Wewe ni mblack mpaka mosquito ikitaka kukuuma lazima itumie torch.

      9. We ni mrefu mpaka ukikunywa maziwa inafika kwa tumbo ikiwa mala (MGANDO/MTINDI) .
      10. Wewe ni mweusi ukikanyanga makaa unawacha footprint za blak kwa makaa.

      11. Nyanyako(bibi yako) mzee mpaka chawa za nywele yake hutembea na bakora.

      12. Ati nyinyi ni wengi nyumbani kwenyu yaani buda(baba) yenu hajui majina mpaka huwa
      address kama wananchi. (KAMA RAISI ANAPOTOA HOTUBA)

      13. TV yenyu ni Ndogo lazima ufunge jicho moja ndio uone picha.

      14. Wewe mblack mpaka unasweat soot.

      15. Wewe mnono mpaka ukivaa yellow watoto wanafikiria ni schoolbus.

      16. Manzii wako ni m ugly mpaka alikataliwa ku act horror(movie ya kutisha) Hollywood.

      17. Nyumba yenyu ni ndogo mpaka lazima utoke nje kuchange mind.

      18. Kwenyu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka kwa hao(house) kuna round-about.

      19. Kwenyu nyinyi ni wa daft (WAJINGA) mpaka kupata driving license ilibidi mpelekwe boarding school.
      20. Nywele za watoto wenyu ni ngumu mpaka mnazitumianga kama steel wool.

      21. Mko wengi kwa hao(house) mpaka kuna rush hours na kukinyesha kunakuwa na jam
      .
      22. Wewe ni mshort mpaka ukishuka kutoka kwa zile vitanda double decker lazima utumie
      parachute.

      23. Ati TV yenu ni ndogo hadi wasee wa news huanza kwa kusema ..ati Munatuona jamani?

      24. Sistaako ni ugly mpaka monkey ikampatia ndizi.

      25. We mblack mpaka ukikutana na mzungu afternoon anakushow good evening?

      26. Ngombe yenu mzee mpaka inatoanga yogurt

      27. Kwenu kumekauka mpaka ngombe yenu hutoa milk powder.

      28. Wee ni mzee mpaka ukiumwa na mosquito zina tema mate

      29. Paka yenu noma mpaka iki shika panya inaitisha chumvi, fork na pilipili.

      30. Kwenu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka mkipigwa family photo wengine wanatokea kama wame hang(ning’inia) kwa frame.

      31. TV yenu ndogo mpaka wasee wa News(watangazaji wa habari) wame piga magoti.

      32. We mrefu mpaka ukianza kuvaa underwear mbichi by the time ifike kwa magoti ime kauka.

      33. Nyumba yenu ni chafu mpaka cockroach huvaa slippers(malapa) .

      34. Budako(baba yako) ni ****, alienda ku buy ngombe akaona ikikojoa akasema, sitaki hiyo, imetoboka.


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      Hakya Mungu, we ni mkenyaaaaaaaaa au ni kipaji tu? very nice!
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      we ni Mublack, Mpaka ukisimama kwa kibanda ya Mkaa mteja akikuja anasema nipatie hii kbwa!
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      Jokes zinachangamsha.Kenya has talented standup comedians /watch churchill live on NTV Every Tuesday 7.30 p.m.

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      Jokes zinachangamsha.Kenya has talented standup comedians /watch churchill live on NTV Every Tuesday 7.30 p.m. Wamepiga hatua si haba tangu enzi za kivunja mbavu starring baba zero,makanyaga,masanduku othorong'ng danger etc

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      duh!!hii kali

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      i like this

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      Namba 23 kali!

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      verry.nice

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      Unatisha mwanangu nime ipenda

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      hahahha aiseeee wakenya bana!
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      Hahahhaha! Uwiiiii, mbavu zangu. Ntarudia tena badae ncheke tena. Chezea wakenya uone

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      nimeipenda no 34

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      Inaburudisha,good.

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      No 18 ni noma vp trafic anakuwapo asubh na jion?

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