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    1. 30th October 2011 14:33
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      Default Boss na sekretari matata.

      Boss aliingia afisini mwake asubuhi huku akiwa amesahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake na kukumbana na sekretari aliemuuliza boss..je,ulipotoka nyumbani umekumbuka kufunga geti ya mahala unapoegesha magari yako?
      Boss akafkiria kwa mda na hakumjibu.
      Baadae Boss akaenda haja ndogo na loooh! Akapata kumbe zipu yake iko wazi na ndipo akakumbuka maneno ya sekretari.hapo akarudi haraka na kumuuliza sekretari, ulipoona geti ya mahala ninapoegesha magari yangu pako wazi je,umeona BMW imeegeshwa hapo? Sekretari nae akamjibu,la Boss ila nimeona BAJAAJ imeegeshwa ikiwa na tairi mbili zilizoisha pumziiii.
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    2. 30th October 2011 14:48
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      Lol..............
      The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread - Mother Teresa
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    3. 30th October 2011 14:50
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      he he.ndio hali arabian.
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    4. 30th October 2011 14:59
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      hahahaaah! Umenipa raha ndan na nje!
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    5. 30th October 2011 15:19
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      Teheeeheee!!!!!
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    6. 30th October 2011 15:28
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      kumbe bosi ana ka bajaji tu...labda likiinuka linakuwa semitrela.
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    7. 30th October 2011 15:57
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      da si mchezo mi mbavu sina 'matairi mawili yameisha pumzi'
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    8. 30th October 2011 20:37
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      Mbavu cna
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    9. 30th October 2011 20:52
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      pik pik ya tairi 3
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    10. 30th October 2011 21:40
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      Hahahahahahahaahah
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    11. 31st October 2011 08:43
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      Sekretari ni kiboko, hana woga, safi sana nini kusifia kuwa ni BMW wakati ni KABAJAJI!! nahisi boss lilimshuka sana.
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    12. 31st October 2011 09:41
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      Teh teh teh,sekretari kiboko.
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    13. 31st October 2011 09:55
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      safi sana hii!!!
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      Duuu, nimeamini JF ni sehemu ya burudani, mweee!
      Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
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      Sasa inamaana huyo Boss hakuvaa chochote ndani mpaka kabajaj kanaonekana?
      Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      Boss angemwuliza Secretary ikiwa hiyo Bajaj ilikuwa imepark kusubiri abiria au ilikuwa inahangaika kutafuta abiria.
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      Sasa inamaana huyo Boss hakuvaa chochote ndani mpaka kabajaj kanaonekana?
      To make it more funny, assume hakuvaa
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      Hii inapendeza,waswahili wanasema ukiwa mkubwa dawa
      KAMA UNA HELA NYINGI NIGAWIE, NAMI NIMILIKI NYUMBA NA KA USAFIRI
      KAMA WEWE!
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    19. 31st October 2011 16:59
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      Quote By fundiaminy
      Boss aliingia afisini mwake asubuhi huku akiwa amesahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake na kukumbana na sekretari aliemuuliza boss..je,ulipotoka nyumbani umekumbuka kufunga geti ya mahala unapoegesha magari yako?
      Boss akafkiria kwa mda na hakumjibu.
      Baadae Boss akaenda haja ndogo na loooh! Akapata kumbe zipu yake iko wazi na ndipo akakumbuka maneno ya sekretari.hapo akarudi haraka na kumuuliza sekretari, ulipoona geti ya mahala ninapoegesha magari yangu pako wazi je,umeona BMW imeegeshwa hapo? Sekretari nae akamjibu,la Boss ila nimeona BAJAAJ imeegeshwa ikiwa na tairi mbili zilizoisha pumziiii.
      Mmm! Hii kali huyu secretary wa ukweli,kwani boss hajui kama anamiliki BMW au bajaj-ameipata.
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    20. 31st October 2011 17:05
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      Default Re: Boss na sekretari matata.

      hahahahaha......angemwambia ulpoona geti liko wazi panya......trousermouse
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