Three African Presidents In Hell.

**X-PASTER** · 22nd July 2011 00:30

Mandela, Kenyata & Nyerere died and all went straight to hell.

Mandela said "I miss South Africa, I want to call Pretoria, Cape Town and Johannesburg and see how everybody is doing there.

He called and talked for about 10 minutes, then he asked "Well devil how much do I owe you for the call?

The devil replied, "Five million dollars"

He wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Kenyata was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call Kenya, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 5 minutes, then he asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you?

The devil replied, "Seven million dollars"

With a smug look on his face, and feeling more important than Mandela, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Nyerere was even more jealous and starts screaming, "I want to call Tanzania too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody especially Bunge and Vyama vya Upinzani".....

He called Tanzania and he talked for about twenty hours (20hrs), he talked... and talked... and talked... and talked... and talked... and talked... and talked... then he asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you for my long call?

The devil replied "One dollar!".

Nyerere is stunned and queries the devil. "One dollar!? Only one dollar!? Yaani Kadola kamoja tu!?"

The devil replied. "Well, when you make a call from one hell to another hell, we bill it at a local rate".

**Emmadogo** · 22nd July 2011 01:59

Teh teh mbavu sina

**Pitz** · 22nd July 2011 06:56

Hah!hah!

**ndetichia** · 22nd July 2011 07:00

yaani wewe kweli ni X...

**Amyner** · 22nd July 2011 08:24

Making a death joke on a living person aint thaaat funny...

**pmwasyoke** · 22nd July 2011 08:33

By Amyner

Making a death joke on a living person aint thaaat funny...

I support you. Mandela would not enjoy reading this.

**victo** · 22nd July 2011 10:44

Hahahahahaha.

**Titus** · 22nd July 2011 10:44

Hahaaaa...

**WISDOM SEEDS** · 22nd July 2011 11:31

It's so funny although it's sad to hear that...

**kaisi** · 22nd July 2011 12:31

have some respect to the greatest Africa Stateman Madiba, Mandela's still kicking and very much alive. why not cite Nkurumah and others who are no longer among the living? please have some respect.

**mchemsho** · 22nd July 2011 16:59

Ha ha haaa, sijui eti nini vile, Ticha alijiunga na cheka tym, kama c longa longer tym..

**BAK** · 22nd July 2011 17:08

By kaisi

have some respect to the greatest Africa Stateman Madiba, Mandela's still kicking and very much alive. why not cite Nkurumah and others who are no longer among the living? please have some respect.

I agree with you Sir. X-Paster hebu fanya modification hapo na utafute jina la Rais mwingine wa nchi mojawapo ya Afrika ambaye hatunaye tena badala ya Mandela.

**X-PASTER** · 22nd July 2011 17:13

By kaisi

have some respect to the greatest Africa Stateman Madiba, Mandela's still kicking and very much alive. why not cite Nkurumah and others who are no longer among the living? please have some respect.

By Bubu Ataka Kusema

I agree with you Sir. X-Paster hebu fanya modification hapo na utafute jina la Rais mwingine wa nchi mojawapo ya Afrika ambaye hatunaye tena badala ya Mandela.

Are you afraid of death...!?

Don't worry, since we must all die sooner or later better be prepared.

**MUREFU** · 22nd July 2011 17:16

my god! Duh?

**BAK** · 22nd July 2011 17:20

By X-PASTER

Are you afraid of death...!?

Don't worry, since we must all die sooner or later better be prepared.

Hahahahah lol! I am not afraid of death, but it seems that we have a different opinion on this issue.

**X-PASTER** · 22nd July 2011 17:32

By Bubu Ataka Kusema

Hahahahah lol! I am not afraid of death, but it seems that we have a different opinion on this issue.

Ah ah ah ah, mkuu si tunaamini kuwa kifo si mwisho wa maisha, bali ni mwanzo wa maisha mapya au sio...!?

Labda hiyo joke ingefaa kuwekwa baada miaka kama 20 mbele, after he confirmed dead.

**BAK** · 22nd July 2011 17:49

By X-PASTER

Ah ah ah ah, mkuu si tunaamini kuwa kifo si mwisho wa maisha, bali ni mwanzo wa maisha mapya au sio...!?

Labda hiyo joke ingefaa kuwekwa baada miaka kama 20 mbele, after he confirmed dead.

Mhhhh!

**X-PASTER** · 22nd July 2011 18:01

By Bubu Ataka Kusema

Mhhhh!

Ah ah ah ah ah, I can see brother, you are really scared. Ah ah ah ah ah!

**Obe** · 22nd July 2011 18:11

Nimecheka sana, kumbe tanzania ni kama Jehanam, wikend njema

**BAK** · 22nd July 2011 18:12

By X-PASTER

Ah ah ah ah ah, I can see brother, you are really scared. Ah ah ah ah ah!

Naaaaaaah! I assure you bro that I am not scared, but IMHO it is not appropriate to use Mandela's name in that joke.

Have a great weekend Bro

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