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      Once in a conference, three scientist. A Chinese, a German and a Kenyan, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

      Says the Chinese, "In Guizhou (Kweichow), there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional Martial Art and a gold medallist at that."

      The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!"

      The Kenyan interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Nairobi, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut to the neck and he is now the president."
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      Hahahahahaha

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      Hii inafaa kwa bongo zaidi...lol!
      "Be an example.." 1 Timothy 4:12
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      i dont doubt that the tz baby was born without a head and a heart, bt im just curious about the corrections/replacements that were done!
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      Hii inafaa kwa bongo zaidi...lol!
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      Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!! That's why I like to be in Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips


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      Very fun and educative, haha haha hahaaaa....
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      A ha ha haaaa..! Huyo mkenya ame desa tz, very funny guys, i lyk it.!

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      jamani napita tu ntarudi baadae, maana wakija mungiki hapa na hayo maneno yenu, patakua hapatosh. Pata chimbika hapa...mie thimo.

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      Mkuu hiyo nimeipenda, lakini hebu dokeza ni karne gani hiyo ili tuunganishe. imekaa njema

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