Topic: Horny Rooster...

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.
As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens.
The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens.
The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried.

Next morning,not only is the rooster screwin...g the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow.

Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!,they are about to land."

Huyo rooster anaikumbusha mtu fulani...

hahahahahahahhaha nimecheka sana mkuu you made my day.....

Ha ha ha haaaaaaa...............

By RussianRoulette

Huyo rooster anaikumbusha mtu fulani...

Hahah..mtu kabisa...who could that be!??

bwahahahah!

By Mentor

Hahah..mtu kabisa...who could that be!??

Kijana fulani amakalia tu kuvizia wanawake na kuwala bila hesabu. yaani akili yake, hela zake, muda wake, vyote anaconcentrate kwa kuhakikisha analala na mwanamke kila siku, sometimes two different per day, some times two at a time!
Na anatumia mbinu zote zikiwemo za kujifanya anaumwa ili waje kumwangalia in his lair...

By RussianRoulette

Kijana fulani amakalia tu kuvizia wanawake na kuwala bila hesabu. yaani akili yake, hela zake, muda wake, vyote anaconcentrate kwa kuhakikisha analala na mwanamke kila siku, sometimes two different per day, some times two at a time!Na anatumia mbinu zote zikiwemo za kujifanya anaumwa ili waje kumwangalia in his lair...

For a moment I feared you were referring to me! Well, it can't possibly be me maana hunifahamu