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      A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double martini.

      After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double martini.

      Finally, the bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

      The customer replied, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."

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      Default Re: Time to go Home

      LOL!...It seems he has an ugly wife!!!!
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      LOL........imetulia!

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      Quote By Bubu ataka kusema
      LOL!...It seems he has an ugly wife!!!!
      hehe!! possibly

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      Default Re: Time to go Home

      why did he have to marry her in the first place ... anamkashifu tu mwenziwe ... a man like that .... you just leave him out for the mosquitos to feast on him ... unamfungulia mlango saa mbili asubuhi akichelewa kurudi

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      Quote By naimaomari
      why did he have to marry her in the first place ... anamkashifu tu mwenziwe ... a man like that .... you just leave him out for the mosquitos to feast on him ... unamfungulia mlango saa mbili asubuhi akichelewa kurudi

      Naima watu wanaoa sio kwa kupenda tu,,wengine huoa kwa sababu zao tofauti au kwa shinikizo..kwani hujawahi kuona/kusikia???

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      Naima watu wanaoa sio kwa kupenda tu,,wengine huoa kwa sababu zao tofauti au kwa shinikizo..kwani hujawahi kuona/kusikia???
      kama si mali sijui nini tena .. kampa mimba bila kukusudia akalazimishwa na wazazi kumuoa... tell me Wakunyuti

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      Default Re: Time to go Home

      That is true the guy had too beautiful wife, now when he was getting too drunk he could feel his wife is becoming more beautiful.
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      Default Re: Time to go Home

      could be true Bubu, but why marrying an ugly looking chick to begin with? may b money reason, trully speaking becoming drunk cant make one see his wife as beautiful...

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      Quote By naimaomari
      kama si mali sijui nini tena .. kampa mimba bila kukusudia akalazimishwa na wazazi kumuoa... tell me Wakunyuti

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