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      Default Jinsi ya Kumwomba Mke Wako Unyumba!!

      Nimesikia hivi ndivyo wanaume wa makabila mbalimbali wanavyoomba wake zao tendo la ndoa:

      WAKURYA:Mama Bhoke rara chini nikurenge.
      WAMASAI:Mama yeyo nipe ile kitu namesa mwensake.
      WAHAYA:Mama koku infact njoo tuperform.
      WACHAGA:Mama Manka fungua kibubu nitupe shilingi.
      WAPEMBA:Mame Ali panua paja nti waja!!
      Je,kabila yenu linaombaje??????????
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      kaka naona umechoka pengine kapumzike kidogo labda utakuja na jipya

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      kaka naona umechoka pengine kapumzike kidogo labda utakuja na jipya
      Asante mkuu nitapumzika
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      Bro teh,teh,teh,teh!U made ma day!!

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      Mmmmnnhhhh!
      He who knows, and knows that he knows, is a wise man, emulate him.
      He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool, shun him.

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      duh...........
      In Tanzania 'Everything is allowed after giving bribe or with the support of uncle'.



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      Na wakwere je?

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      asante nenda zako kalale ***** wewe hapa ni kwa ma great thinker sio sura ya kitabu (facebook).

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      None of the above.......
      "A man's or woman's best or worst choice in life is his or her spouse"

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      nimecheka sana mpaka nimepaliwa na chakula!

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      nimecheka sana mpaka nimepaliwa na chakula!
      Ahsante kwa kucheka! Manake wengine wamenilaumu kwamba kwa nini nimeileta hii topic hapa jamvini. Kuna politics na kuna humour! Kuna time ya kuwa serious na kuna time ya ku-have fun!
      Enjoy!!
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      Aaaaah umekopi thread yangu ya kwenye jokes eeeeeee.....
      You Only live Once....But if you do it right, Once is enough

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      kisukuma.
      MAMA TABU ZOGO NAKUCHIME

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      kijita
      fulama nikumanule'

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      Hii si mara ya kwanza kusoma huu utani. But still nimecheka. Thanks Vuvuzela kutuongezea siku za kuishi (kwa kutuchekesha)

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      kijita
      fulama nikumanule'
      Mh! kazi kweli kweli

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      Quote By mzee wa njaa View Post
      asante nenda zako kalale ***** wewe hapa ni kwa ma great thinker sio sura ya kitabu (facebook).
      Mkuu teh! Ugreat thinker Ktk mahusiano, mapenzi na Urafiki? Kwel wewe ur a realy great thinker! Mkuu Vuvuzela thanx!

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      Thread km hii zilishapita kibao humu. kw hesabu y haraka haraka ziko km 10 hiv! ht cjacheka.

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      Hayanihusu. Whatever alimradi kila cku watoto wanazaliwa. Hata vichaa nao. Lete kanuni ya shughuli.

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      Mama chaupele hebu kaa vizuri nikuchome sindano!


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