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      Nduku sangu tuko habha kwa chambo mocha, Rhobi amefirwa na kaka yake usiku wa reo. Kufirwa si chambo la mcheso reo kafirwa Rhobi kesho ntafirwa mimi keshokutwa wewe, chusi Ghati arifirwa na papa sake wawiri kwa pamoja kila mtu si rasma afirwe? Hee mbona mnacheka? Hibhi chambo ra kufirwa ni ra ghuchekesha chamani mnanitia aibu. Mwengine akasema msee Matiku marisa kabhura uchi hauchapoa tuna ncha..........


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      Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuwiiiiiiiiiiiii mbavu zangu jamani!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Quote By Wambandwa View Post
      Nduku sangu tuko habha kwa chambo mocha, Rhobi amefirwa na kaka yake usiku wa reo. Kufirwa si chambo la mcheso reo kafirwa Rhobi kesho ntafirwa mimi keshokutwa wewe, chusi Ghati arifirwa na papa sake wawiri kwa pamoja kila mtu si rasma afirwe? Hee mbona mnacheka? Hibhi chambo ra kufirwa ni ra ghuchekesha chamani mnanitia aibu. Mwengine akasema msee Matiku marisa kabhura uchi hauchapoa tuna ncha..........
      Hapo chacha jamani matani mengine huwa mnayatoa wapi???

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      Quote By mwita ke mwita View Post
      sasa mura mbona hao wenyekhiti siku hizi hatuwaoni mbane hii umechaghachua
      Arrooo! Kumbe na wewe ni RI MURA!
      "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Dr Albert Einstein

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      teh teh! Jamani watu wanajua kuchekesha! Nimecheka sana..duh! Amang'ana..

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      Teh teh teh...Mura orijino ndani ya majonzi.


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