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    1. 12th May 2011 02:32
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      Lost wife in the Supermarket!!!

      Two guys are moving about in a Pick and Pay supermarket when their carts collide.

      One says to the other,

      "I´m sorry - I was looking for my wife."

      "What a coincidence, so am I, and I´m getting a little desperate."

      "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

      "She´s tall, with beautiful long hair, long slender legs, firm body and a very nice backside.
      What´s your wife look like?"
      "Never mind, let´s look for yours!"
      ----> nchi yetu ni ya vimemo
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    2. 12th May 2011 07:09
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      hahah maskin,,,, kamsamehe kwahiyo lool nyie wanaume wabayaa nyinyi ,,hahah
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      true love never die
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    3. 12th May 2011 08:13
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      hahaha,labda jamaa wa pili alikuwa anamtafuta small house,sasa bibie kumuona mumewe akaingia mtini.sasa mwizi ako smart,akastukia tunamtafuta the same woman na huyu ndo mwenye mali.akamyeyusha!i bet jamaa alijiondoa 2mins later kwaa simu ya uongo na cart akaiacha hapo,hahaha
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    4. 12th May 2011 09:15
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      Quote By King'asti
      hahaha,labda jamaa wa pili alikuwa anamtafuta small house,sasa bibie kumuona mumewe akaingia mtini.sasa mwizi ako smart,akastukia tunamtafuta the same woman na huyu ndo mwenye mali.akamyeyusha!i bet jamaa alijiondoa 2mins later kwaa simu ya uongo na cart akaiacha hapo,hahaha
      U r right...!Teh teh...
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    5. 12th May 2011 14:34
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      jamaa anataka akimpata afu ampore?
      Only those who risks going too far knows how far they can go.
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    6. 12th May 2011 14:37
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      They've been messin' around wit d same gal!
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    7. 12th May 2011 18:47
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      No wonder ukipata a guy you dont know where you are with him...
      "Emancipate yourselves from Mental Slavery,
      NON but Ourselves can Free our Minds"
      - Bob Marley (Redemption Song)
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      stop wondering gal,enjoy the momentos.let him do all the wondering including the reason u hooked up with him,lol
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    9. 12th May 2011 18:51
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      stop wondering gal,enjoy the momentos.let him do all the wondering including the reason u hooked up with him,lol

      100% Noted....
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    10. 13th May 2011 01:50
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      duh ... matatizo yote mmeyaleta nyie toka kule bustanini edeni
      sasa ngoja mkome

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      hahah maskin,,,, kamsamehe kwahiyo lool nyie wanaume wabayaa nyinyi ,,hahah
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      hahahaha ndio maana mkuu yeye kalapini tu,
      bila kumshitua mwizi wake,
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      is time to stop mmezidi
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      hahaha,labda jamaa wa pili alikuwa anamtafuta small house,sasa bibie kumuona mumewe akaingia mtini.sasa mwizi ako smart,akastukia tunamtafuta the same woman na huyu ndo mwenye mali.akamyeyusha!i bet jamaa alijiondoa 2mins later kwaa simu ya uongo na cart akaiacha hapo,hahaha
      Only fool tests the depth of water with both feet
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