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      Habari zenu wana JF,

      Mimi ni mvulana wa miaka 24, nina tatizo la kuwahi kufika kileleni. Tangu shule ya msingi hadi Sekondari nimesoma shule ya boarding ila ya sekondari ilikuwa ni boys school.

      Muda wote huo hadi nafika miaka 23 sikuwahi kufanya tendo la ndoa, hivyo nimekuwa nikipiga punyeto tangu darasa la 6 hadi nilipofika form four. Mwaka mpya nilibahatika kupata mwanamke. Katika kutaka kukutana naye kimwili kilichoniumiza ni kuwa nilimuandaa vizuri lakini ile kutaka tu kumuingilia hata dakika haikuisha nikamaliza na kushindwa kuendelea.

      Juzi tena tumejaribu na hali imejirudia hiyo hiyo. Naomba ushauri wenu nifanye nini ili niwe nachelewa kumaliza? Bila kwenda hospitali mazoezi yanasaidia? Tafadhali nisaidieni mawazo katika hili tatizo langu.

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      toa mafikilio ya utamu wakati unafanya mapenzi.
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      hahaha....duh nyeto mbaya...mambo ya kujipimia utamu mwenye....baba K huwezi jipimia mnato hahaha
      when poverty enters through the door love escapes through the window!!!!!

      whom the gods seek to destroy first call promising

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      toa mafikilio ya utamu wakati unafanya mapenzi.
      ataachaje kuwaza utamu wakati yupo hapo kwenye utamu halisia wewe
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      when poverty enters through the door love escapes through the window!!!!!

      whom the gods seek to destroy first call promising

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      Kijana wewe ni dume la mbegu kabisa na haujaathirika na kitu chochote kile. Kwanza kupiga Punyeto haina madhara yoyote. Pili kuwahi kumwaga haina uhusiano na punyeto ulizopiga kipindi kilichopita.

      Ushauri wangu ni huu. Kwanza unatakiwa kuelewa kuwa hakuna kitendo kinachofanyika katika mwili wako bila kuongozwa na fahamu zako. Ukijamba ni fahamu zako zinazotoa ruhusa kufanya kitendo hicho. Ukikooa ni fahamu zako zinazofanya hivyo. Hivyo basi hata kumwaga wakati wa tendo la ndoa kunaongozwa na fahamu zako.

      Kwa mtaji huu ni lazima u-control fahamu zako wakati unafanya wa tendo ndoa. Ukianza kwa juhudi kubwa na kupoteza fahamu mapema, utamwaga mapema. Lakini uki-control mapigo yako na ya mwenzako na vilevile kutopoteza fahamu, utaelewa ni kipindi gani mwafaka uongeze juhudi hili na wewe ufike kileleni.

      Kufanya mazoezi kunaongeza stamina na kuongeza mzunguko wa damu, ni baadhi vitu muhimu katika masuala ya mchezo wa ndoa. Hivyo fanya mazoezi na kula vyakula vizuri kwa afya yako. Pamoja na hayo uwe unaongea na mpenzi wako kuhusu jinsi ya kufanya mapenzi hili wote mridhike. Usifanye tendo la ndoa kama kumkomoa mtu.

      So long,

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      Fanya kegel's exercise (hebu google).
      Lakini kwa ajili ya kutomzoea, inaweza kutokea. Relax, jipe muda. Shukuru Mungu unafika kilele, kuna matatizo humu mjini?
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      Xaxa wewe Xi uache tu hayo maXuala ya mademu?-- Kwa uandishi kama huu? No wonder unajikoboa hadi miaka 23.

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      Jipake mafuta ya Simba kwenye uume wako kabla ya kila tendo.

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      Practice makes perfect.

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      Pole sana go to seek for medical assistance

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      Jipake mafuta ya Simba kwenye uume wako kabla ya kila tendo.

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      Duu, Hii ni kweli? Dar es salaam yanapatikana wapi?

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      Duu, Hii ni kweli? Dar es salaam yanapatikana wapi?
      Kuna Wamasai wanayauza pale Kariakoo.

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      Mafuta ya simba?? Dah atayapata wapi hayo!!

      A runner must run with dreams in his heart, not money in his pocket

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      Quote By mzabzab View Post
      ataachaje kuwaza utamu wakati yupo hapo kwenye utamu halisia wewe
      Hunisumbui coz kila mtu anakujua we ni muathirika wa ngono.
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      ukipata demu nenda bafuni upige nyeto then urudi kwa demu kale kwa keanza aka kiherehere kanakuwa kametoka then unapiga goma

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      Kwa kawaida raundi ya 2 inachukua muda zaidi ya raundi ya 1, so ukiwa na game piga nyeto kwanza may be 30minutes kabla ya game ili usije ukapata shida ya jamaa kusimama, then nenda kwenye game ambapo sasa hiyo itakuwa raundi ya 2 ambayo definetely itachukua muda. Ukiweza kufanya vizuri (kudumu kwenye game kwa muda mrefu) mara moja tu itakujengea confidence na utajifunza namna ya control na utaachana kabisa na nyeto.

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      Quote By mzabzab View Post
      hahaha....duh nyeto mbaya...mambo ya kujipimia utamu mwenye....baba K huwezi jipimia mnato hahaha
      wewe mzabzab wewe? kijana anataka ushauri wewe unamcheka ee... shauri yako

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      Mafuta ya simba?? Dah atayapata wapi hayo!!
      kwa wamasai
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      Ukipiga goli, tiliza boli kidogo halafu chekecha mashine endelea na mzigo...
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      "To greed, all nature is insufficient"

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      kwaza fahamu kuwa wewe si mgonjwa. ni mzima sema hako kamchezo haujakapatia.

      cha kwanza, inaonesha mwenza wako hakuandai baada ya wewe kufika kwa mara ya kwanza. ndiyo maana unashindwa kusimamisha tena, pia inaonesha unamfadhaiko, na unapoingia ulingoni unahisi huwezi, hivyo unakuwa umeshashindwa hata kabla ya mchezo.

      CHA KUFANYA.
      1. JIAMINI KUWA HAUNA TATIZO
      2. UNAPOFANYA TENDO, JARIBU KUPELEKA MAWAZO SEHEMU NYINGINE NA SIYO KWENYE TENDO (WAZA MENGINE, HATA KAMA NI SHIDA, LABDA MADENI, KODI YA NYUMBA, NA MENGINE YATAKAYO CHOTA MAWAZO).
      3. PIA KAMA UNAWAHI KABLA HATA YA DKK 1, FANYA KITU KIMOJA, MUANDAE MWENZA WAKO SANA ILA USIMRUHUSU AKUANDAE, HII ITAPELEKEA KUCHELEWA KIDOGO.
      4. PIA UNAWEZA KUVAA CONDOM, SOMETIMES HUSAIDIA KUMFANYA MTU ACHELEWE, PIA ITAKULINDA NA MAAMBUKIZO.
      5.PIA UNAWEZA KUWA UNAMALIZIA NJE, YAANI UKITAKA KUFIKIA KILELENI, UWE UNACHOMOA (Kwa kitaalamu wanaita withdrawal), PIA ITAKUSAIDIA KUFANYA UUME WAKO USILALE, KWANI KWA KUMALIZIA NDANI NDO KUNAKOLAZA UUME WAKO.
      6.PIA KUNAPO FIKA KWA MARA YA KWANZA NA BADO IKALALA, JARIBU KUMWAMBIA MWEZA WAKO AKUTOMASE TOMASE, AKUAMBIE MANENO MATAMU (wengine hupenda kuambiwa rude words, kama honey leo kweli ume...... kweli kweli, n.k),
      PIA KAMA HAKUKUANDAA MARA YA KWANZA BASI HUU NDO MUDA WA KUKUANDAA. VILIVYO... BILA SHAKA JOGOO ATASIMAMA TU.
      7.PIA ANAWEZA KUKUNYONYA UUME, PINDI UNAPOMALIZA KABLA HII, ITAKUSAIDIA KUSIMAMISHA.
      8. ILI YOTE HAYA YAFANIKIWE UNATAKIWA UWE NA MPENZI MMOJA, PIA MUELEZE NA MUELEKEZE TATIZO LAKO NA KWA MSAADA WAKE NA WAKO MSAIDIANE, MTAANIKIWA.

      UKISHINDWA NA HAYO BASI MUONE DAKTARI.

      SAMAHANI WANABODI KAMA NIMETUMIA MANENO YENYE UKAKASI
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