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Old 12th June 2009, 10:54 PM   #1
Condoms: What if...?
Kana-Ka-Nsungu Kana-Ka-Nsungu is offline 12th June 2009, 10:54 PM

Imagine if all major retailers started producing their own condoms and kept their tag line........

TESCO condoms-Every little helps!
NIKE condoms- Just Do It!
PEUGEOT condoms-The ride of your life!
KFC condoms-Finger licking good!
BURGER KING condoms-The home of Whopper!
EVER READY condoms-Keep going and going and going!
PRINGLE condoms-Once you pop, you cant stop!
ANDREX condoms-Soft,strong and very long!
POLLO condoms-The one with the hole!

Unaruhusiwa kuendeleza.............................
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Vodacom condom- xperience the difference. Tigo condom- xpress yourself
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SAINSBURY'S condoms- Try something new today!
PRIMAK condoms- Look good, Pay less!
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General Tyre Condoms - suitable for all weather, can go through anywhere.
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Vodacom condom- xperience the difference. Tigo condom- xpress yourself

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Kenya Airways Condom - The Pride of Africa
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Ufisadi condoms= ruin the life of others
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