Topic: Dawa za kurefusha na kunenepesha uume na njia mbadala

1)Kuana aina ngapi za dawa za kuongeza Uume?
2) Je hapa Tanzania zipo? kama ndiyo zinapatikana wapi?
3) Nini madhara yanayosababishwa na kutumia dawa za kuongeza Uume?
4) Kuna limitation ya kiumri katika kutumia dawa hizo? ua niulize hivi, ni upi umri muafaka wa kutumia dawa hizo?

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From The Book "The Kama Sutra of Vatsayayana"

When a man wishes to enlarge his lingam, he should rub it with the bristles of certain insects that live in trees, and then, after rubbing it for ten nights with oils, he should again rub it with the bristles as before. By continuing to do this a swelling will be gradually produced in the lingam, and he should then lie on a cot, and cause his lingam to hang down through a hole in the cot. After this he should take away all the pain from the swelling by using cool concoctions. The swelling, which is called 'Suka', and is often brought about among the people of the Dravida country, lasts for life.

If the lingam is rubbed with the following things, the plant physalis flexuosa, the shavara-kandaka plant, the jalasuka plant, the fruit of the egg plant, the butter of a she buffalo, the hastri-charma plant, and the juice of the vajrarasa plant, a swelling lasting for one month will be produced.

By rubbing it with oil boiled in the concoctions of the above things, the same effect will be produced, but lasting for six months.

The enlargement of the lingam is also effected by rubbing it or moistening it with oil boiled on a moderate fire along with the seeds of the pomegranate, and the cucumber, the juices of the valuka plant, the hastri-charma plant, and the eggplant.

In addition to the above, other means may be learnt from experienced and confidential persons.

The miscellaneous experiments and recipes are as follows:

If a man mixes the powder of the milk hedge plant, and the kantaka plant with the excrement of a monkey and the powdered root of the lanjalika plant, and throws this mixture on a woman, she will not love anybody else afterwards.

If a man thickens the juice of the fruits of the cassia fistula, and the eugenia jambolana by mixing them with the powder of the soma plant, the vernonia anthelmintica, the eclipta prostata, and the lohopa-jihirka, and applies this composition to the yoni of a woman, and then has sexual intercourse with her, his love for her will be destroyed.

The same effect is produced if a man has connection with a woman who has bathed in the buttermilk of a she-buffalo mixed with the powders of the gopalika plant, the banu-padika plant and the yellow amaranth.

An ointment made of the flowers of the nauclea cadamba, the hog plum, and the eugenia jambolana, and used by a woman, causes her to be disliked by her husband.

Garlands made of the above flowers, when worn by the woman, produce the same effect.

An ointment made of the fruit of the asteracantha longifolia (kokilaksha) will contract the yoni of a Hastini or Elephant woman, and this contraction lasts for one night.

An ointment made by pounding the roots of the nelumbrium speciosum, and of the blue lotus, and the powder of the plant physalis flexuosa mixed with ghee and honey, will enlarge the yoni of the Mrigi or Deer woman.

An ointment made of the fruit of the emblica myrabolans soaked in the milky juice of the milk hedge plant, of the soma plant, the calotropis gigantea, and the juice of the fruit of the vernonia anthelmintica, will make the hair white.

The juice of the roots of the madayantaka plant, the yellow amaranth, the anjanika plant, the clitoria ternateea, and the shlakshnaparin plant, used as a lotion, will make the hair grow.

An ointment made by boiling the above roots in oil, and rubbed in, will make the hair black, and will also gradually restore hair that has fallen off.

If lac is saturated seven times in the sweat of the testicle of a white horse, and applied to a red lip, the lip will become white.

The colour of the lips can be regained by means of the madayantika and other plants mentioned above.

A woman who hears a man playing on a reed pipe which has been dressed with the juices of the bahupadika plant, the tabernamontana coronaria, the costus speciosus or arabicus, the pinus deodora, the euphorbia antiquorum, the vajra and the kantaka plant, becomes his slave.

If food be mixed with the fruit of the thorn apple (dathura) it causes intoxication.

If water be mixed with oil and the ashes of any kind of grass except the kusha grass, it becomes the colour of milk.

If yellow myrabolans, the hog plum, the shrawana plant, and the priyangu plant be all pounded together, and applied to iron pots, these pots become red.

If a lamp, trimmed with oil extracted from the shrawana and priyangu plants, its wick being made of cloth and the slough of the skins of snakes, is lighted, and long pieces of wood placed near it, those pieces of wood will resemble so many snakes.

Drinking the milk of a white cow who has a white calf at her foot is auspicious, produces fame, and preserves life.

The blessings of venerable Brahmans, well propitiated, have the same effect.

There are also some verses in conclusion:

'Thus have I written in a few words the "Science of love", after reading the texts of ancient authors, and following the ways of enjoyment mentioned in them.'

'He who is acquainted with the true principles of this science pays regard to Dharma, Artha, Kama, and to his own experiences, as well as to the teachings of others, and does not act simply on the dictates of his own desire. As for the errors in the science of love which I have mentioned in this work, on my own authority as an author, I have, immediately after mentioning them, carefully censured and prohibited them.'

'An act is never looked upon with indulgence for the simple reason that it is authorised by the science, because it ought to be remembered that it is the intention of the science, that the rules which it contains should only be acted upon in particular cases. After reading and considering the works of Babhravya and other ancient authors, and thinking over the meaning of the rules given by them, the Kama Sutra was composed, according to the precepts of Holy Writ, for the benefit of the world, by Vatsyayana, while leading the life of a religious student, and wholly engaged in the contemplation of the Deity.'

'This work is not intended to be used merely as an instrument for satisfying our desires. A person, acquainted with the true principles of this science, and who preserves his Dharma, Artha, and Kama, and has regard for the practices of the people, is sure to obtain the mastery over his senses.'

'In short, an intelligent and prudent person, attending to Dharma and Artha, and attending to Kama also, without becoming the slave of his passions, obtains success in everything that he may undertake.'

By Violet

Hauna haja ya kuhangaikana operation au madawa. Tafuta size zako tuu,

Mkuu sasa si atakufa kwa ngoma?
Maana itabidi awe anajaribisha jaribisha mpaka atakapo pata size inatakayo mfaa.

Tafuta dodoki ambalo bado halijakomaa lichanje na wembe alafu uchanje na uume wako kisha chukua majimaji yanayotoka kwenye dodoki upake hapo kwenye uume ulipo pachanja,fanya hivyo pia kwa kuchukua damu ya kwenye uume upake kwenye dodoki. Jinsi dodoki linavyo kua ndio ukubwa wa uume utakuwa.

By Kichankuli

1)Kuana aina ngapi za dawa za kuongeza Uume?
2) Je hapa Tanzania zipo? kama ndiyo zinapatikana wapi?
3) Nini madhara yanayosababishwa na kutumia dawa za kuongeza Uume?
4) Kuna limitation ya kiumri katika kutumia dawa hizo? ua niulize hivi, ni upi umri muafaka wa kutumia dawa hizo?

Nenda kwa Dr. Kamba, alikuwa na ofisi pale Magomeni mteremko wa kuelekea round about ya Kigogo, pale atakupa ushairi, aina ya dawa zilizopo and their efficacy!!!! Pole kama kajogoo kako ni kadogo kama kidole. Hivi nikuuilize ni kafupi unataka karefuke au ni karefu ila ni kembamba na unataka kapate kaunene ili kabane vizuri!!!??? Pole sana maana wenye matatizo hayo huwa very inferior, hawathubutu kutongoza au kuomba!!!!!

By Burn

Tafuta dodoki ambalo bado halijakomaa lichanje na wembe alafu uchanje na uume wako kisha chukua majimaji yanayotoka kwenye dodoki upake hapo kwenye uume ulipo pachanja,fanya hivyo pia kwa kuchukua damu ya kwenye uume upake kwenye dodoki. Jinsi dodoki linavyo kua ndio ukubwa wa uume utakuwa.

Mkuu, nakuona hapo, wakati unatoa ushauri huu umekaa kwenye mkeka mkuukuu na tunguri zimekuzunguka.
Umeshakata leseni mpya baada ya kufutiwa ya mwanzo kwa kashfa ya maalbino? lol!
Na mwenye kutaka kupunguza size atumie nini? Kaaazi kwelikweli.

Ama kweli sasa huku ni kupotezana,maana badala ya kuongeza uume siatautia madhara
kwa kuuchanja uume?

By Maamuma

Mkuu, nakuona hapo, wakati unatoa ushauri huu umekaa kwenye mkeka mkuukuu na tunguri zimekuzunguka.
Umeshakata leseni mpya baada ya kufutiwa ya mwanzo kwa kashfa ya maalbino? lol!
Na mwenye kutaka kupunguza size atumie nini? Kaaazi kwelikweli.

hahahahaha!Maamuma umenichekesha mpaka mbavu zinauma,hahahaha
yani umempatia kichizi!!!

By Bubu Ataka Kusema

Usijaribu kabisa hii kitu. Unaweza kuharibu kila kitu ukabaki unajuta for the rest of your life. Shukuru alichokujalia mungu kama hakuna matatizo basi huhitaji kuhamisha internal organs ili umpendaye asuuzike roho yake.

baeleze baelewe,hakuna kitu kama hiyo dugu,naweza kuwa na dudu dogo kapelekesha manamke paka nasema basi natosa.na hawezi tamani ingine zaidi yako.

By p53

hahahahaha!Maamuma umenichekesha mpaka mbavu zinauma,hahahaha
yani umempatia kichizi!!!

zaidi ya kichizi kampatia yaani haswa..........!!!!!!!!

By PatPending

Mwenzenu wakati akianzisha thread hakusema kuwa anataka kuongeza maumbile yake, wala hakutanabaisha sababu kuu za yeye kuleta hii mada hapa. Labda ni kwa ajili ya rafiki au jamaa yake? Labda anataka kuwa mwanamitindo wa chupi za kiume?

hiyo ni janja ya nyani bana,we unataka aseme live ni yeye ili iweje,hapo tu tayari kishapata jibu la kunyoa ama kusuka ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!

Dawa za kunenepesha uume zipo.ni za miti unautafuna pamoja na karanga .lakini ushauri wangu usitumie.rafiki yangu alijaribu kabla ya kumaliza dozi aligundua kuwa anapoteza raha ya tendo lenyewe.nikama umechomwa sindano ya ganzi kwenye uume

[QUOTE=Maamuma;389645]Mkuu, nakuona hapo, wakati unatoa ushauri huu umekaa kwenye mkeka mkuukuu na tunguri zimekuzunguka.
Umeshakata leseni mpya baada ya kufutiwa ya mwanzo kwa kashfa ya maalbino? lol!

Hizo za mkeka na matunguli za long time, siku hizi tuna clinic za kisasa kuna sofa za kupumzikia wanao subiri huduma huku wakiangalia TV kwenye plasma au LCD 63''. Tunakula bata kinoma hata wateja wetu sio walalahoi kama zamani wewe pitia tu magomeni mwembe chai kwa shekhe.... uangalie gari zinazopaki hapo nje ni Ma Bima, cedes, ML , X6 yaani usitupimie.
Huyo aliyezifungia leseni zetu ndio mteja wangu mkubwa, hata sikumbuki kama nimekata au la lakini hapa ukutani imenining'inia mpya

Na mwenye kutaka kupunguza size atumie nini? Kaaazi kwelikweli

Hiyo kwa sababu wewe ni mtu wangu, nunua mshumaa kisha uchaje uume wako kidogo alafu pakaa damu kwenye huo mshumaa, choma jumanne saa nane mchana huo mshumaa hadi saizi utakayo ona inakufaa kisha zima mshumaa uutupe bahari. TAHADHARI usiache kuutupa kwani mtu mwingine akiuchoma basi na mali yako inakwisha. ONYO: wanawake msitumie njia hii kuwaadhibu wanaume zenu kwani haifanyi kazi kwenye mazingira ya hasira.

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By Maamuma

Mkuu, nakuona hapo, wakati unatoa ushauri huu umekaa kwenye mkeka mkuukuu na tunguri zimekuzunguka.
Umeshakata leseni mpya baada ya kufutiwa ya mwanzo kwa kashfa ya maalbino? lol!

Hizo za mkeka na matunguli za long time, siku hizi tuna clinic za kisasa kuna sofa za kupumzikia wanao subiri huduma huku wakiangalia TV kwenye plasma au LCD 63''. Tunakula bata kinoma hata wateja wetu sio walalahoi kama zamani wewe pitia tu magomeni mwembe chai kwa shekhe.... uangalie gari zinazopaki hapo nje ni Ma Bima, cedes, ML , X6 yaani usitupimie.
Huyo aliyezifungia leseni zetu ndio mteja wangu mkubwa, hata sikumbuki kama nimekata au la lakini hapa ukutani imenining'inia mpya

Na mwenye kutaka kupunguza size atumie nini? Kaaazi kwelikweli

Hiyo kwa sababu wewe ni mtu wangu, nunua mshumaa kisha uchaje uume wako kidogo alafu pakaa damu kwenye huo mshumaa, choma jumanne saa nane mchana huo mshumaa hadi saizi utakayo ona inakufaa kisha zima mshumaa uutupe bahari. TAHADHARI usiache kuutupa kwani mtu mwingine akiuchoma basi na mali yako inakwisha. ONYO: wanawake msitumie njia hii kuwaadhibu wanaume zenu kwani haifanyi kazi kwenye mazingira ya hasira.

Umenivunja mbavu kweli kweli !!!

By Burn

Tafuta dodoki ambalo bado halijakomaa lichanje na wembe alafu uchanje na uume wako kisha chukua majimaji yanayotoka kwenye dodoki upake hapo kwenye uume ulipo pachanja,fanya hivyo pia kwa kuchukua damu ya kwenye uume upake kwenye dodoki. Jinsi dodoki linavyo kua ndio ukubwa wa uume utakuwa.

umesahau kutoa onyo kwamba ukisahau dodoki lipo wapi ndo mshebebe wako utakua mpakaurefu wa suruali kwi kwi kwi

Burn umenichekesha KWELIKWELI!!!!!....

Ni vizuri kuwa ukijifanyia majaribio hayo uwe tayari kupokea matokeo. If your organ goes limp do not blame anyone.

Japo, sishauri watu watumie njia yoyote kuongeza, manake ulichopewa kinatosha, ni namna tu ya kukitumia ndio inahitajika ili kumridhisha mlengwa.

Wanasayansi wa Italia Wavumbua Kifaa cha Kuongeza Urefu wa Uume
Thursday, March 12, 2009 11:01 AM
Wanasayansi wa Italia wamevumbua kifaa kinachosaidia kuongezeka kwa urefu wa uume kwa asilimia 36 hata hivyo wameonya kuwa ni wanaume wachache watakaofanikiwa kuvumilia maumivu makali wakati wa matumizi ya kifaa hicho.

Ufanisi wa kifaa hicho umethibitishwa na jarida la madaktari wa Uingereza la British Journal of Urology International.

Madaktari hao wa Uingereza walisema kwamba kifaa hicho kimeonyesha kuongezeka kwa urefu wa kudumu wa uume na nguvu za kusimama kwa uume kwa asimilia 36.

Hii imekuwa habari njema kwa mamilioni ya wanaume duniani wanaohangaika kutumia madawa mbali mbali kuongeza urefu wa sehemu zao hizo za siri bila mafanikio.

Pamoja na hayo ni wanaume wachache sana watakaoweza kuvumilia maumivu yanayotokana na utumiaji wa kifaa hicho.

Katika wanaume 21 waliofanyiwa majaribio wenye umri wa wastani wa miaka 41 , wanaume watano walishindwa kuendelea na matumizi ya kifaa hicho kutokana na sababu mbali mbali kama vile maumivu makali na kuvimba kwa uume.

Washiriki waliofanyiwa majaribio walivalishwa kifaa hicho ambacho kilivuta na kutanua misuli ya sehemu zao siri kila siku kwa kipindi cha miezi sita.

Akikizungumzia kifaa hicho Dr. Paolo Gontera, kiongozi wa watafiti wa Italia waliogundua kifaa hicho alisema "Kifaa hiki kimeonyesha kuongezeka kwa theluthi moja ya urefu wa uume, haya ni mafanikio mazuri sana, hata hivyo wanaume wengi watashindwa kuvumilia maumivu makali kutokana na kifaa hiki"

Source: http://nifahamishe.com/NewsDetails.a...1389126&&Cat=7

By kafara

umesahau kutoa onyo kwamba ukisahau dodoki lipo wapi ndo mshebebe wako utakua mpakaurefu wa suruali kwi kwi kwi

Kafara, Nimecheka hadi kutoa machozi! Nimemfikiria huyo aliyesahau dodoki. Kama namwona vile. Anatembea kwa taabu, mshebebe umepitiliza. Akiulizwa, anagunaguna tu. Burn naye keshapotea wakati huo. Anaamua kumtafuta Burn kwa kupita mitaani akiwa na picha (ya Burn). Picha aliyonayo ni hiyo avatar yake. Akionyesha picha tu, watu mbiiiiooo!
Burn usitutafutie kesi.

By p53

kama ulivyosema labda kauliza kwa ajili ya jamaa yake.unapojibu swali ni vema majibu yako yasijifunge katika lile swali tu.ni vema kwenda mbali zaidi na kujibu kwa faida ya wengine pia na si kwa muulizaji tu.

Ni sahihi uliyoyaandika pamoja na uliyemnukuu. Bi sawa na mtafiti anapotafiti haimaanishi kwamba kile anachotafiti kinamhusu yeye binafsi bali ni katika namna tya kujuzana

By Burn

Tafuta dodoki ambalo bado halijakomaa lichanje na wembe alafu uchanje na uume wako kisha chukua majimaji yanayotoka kwenye dodoki upake hapo kwenye uume ulipo pachanja,fanya hivyo pia kwa kuchukua damu ya kwenye uume upake kwenye dodoki. Jinsi dodoki linavyo kua ndio ukubwa wa uume utakuwa.

Hii theory tu au ina scienific proof! Dodoki na uume wapi na wapi jamani.!! mimi simshauri mtu yeyote yule aongeze uume kwani ni kitendo cha risk sana na hakina faida yoyote ile. kwa sababu ili mwanamke afurahie tendo la ndoa haitaji uume mkubwa kwanza utakuwa unamuumiza.

Na je, uume uliokwenye standard nzuri ya kumulizisha mwanamke unatakiwa uwe na unene wa inch au centimeter ngapi? Na je huo unene unapimwa wakati gani? Wakati uume ukiwa umesimama au wakati ukiwa umelegea (umelala)?

uume wowote wenye uwezo wa kufikisha robo tatu ya mkono wako toka kiganjani unatosha kummaliza mwanamke;hayo mengine ni uzoefu tu.....na utundu.hakuna kina cha mwanamke chenye uwezowa kutoiheshimu robotatu ya mkono wa mwanaume ....