JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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~ Got chased by the headteacher and deputy head. A whole crowd of us in school uniform were in one area our school had forbidden to enter, otherwise could result in expulsion. Only 2 were caught...
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1. Ndugu TAMPERA NGUNAMABWOKO-Mhitimu wa kidato cha sita shule ya sekondari ya wavulana Tabora mwaka 1992. 2. Ndugu GOGOMOKA MISALABA-Mhitimu wa kidato cha sita shule ya sekondari Minaki mwaka...
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Wandugu, Thread hii ni mahususi kwa chochote unachokumbuka enzi unasoma shule ya msingi. Mimi binafsi nakumbuka enzi zile nasoma Issale primary school kule wilayani Mbulu miaka ya 1986-1991...
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Jamani hapa bongo utakutana na daladala zina majina kiboko,mimi natupia baadhi nawe tupia yako hapo chini. 1. Majungu mliyoyapika sasa mtayapakua 2. Nenda kaseme tena 3. Gusa unate 4. Flag ya...
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Kila jukwaa lina watu ambao wanakuwa ni members ‘zaidi ya wengine' tokana na mapenzi ya kila member. Katika majukwaa yote hili la CC limekithiri tabia za uchochezi na undumilakuwili kwa...
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Nimefungua uzi huu kutokana na kuwa na janga la kukata usingizi usiku. Kama na wewe ni mmojawapo naomba tuungane pamoja hapa kwa kuandika ulipo na unafanya nini kwa wakati huo baada ya kukosa...
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Kuna wakati tunahitaji ku realise stress. Kuna wakati tunahitaji kufanya jambo jipya. Kuna wakati tunahitaji kuona kitu kipya. Kuna wakati HATUHITAJI kusoma post zenye kutafakarisha. Kuna wakati...
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Miongoni mwa mambo ninayo yangoja kwa hamu ni kuingia mojakwamoja peponi. Naomba kuuliza wataalamu wa maandiko endapo peponi kuna nyama choma yenye pilipili kwambaali na limao. Imeandikwa...
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Unatumia mbinu gani ili hasira ziishe? 1. Unalia? 2. Unakaa kimya? 3. Unapigana? 4. Unamuomba Mungu 5. Unamcomfront na kumfokea alikuudhi? 6. Unasikiliza music? 7. Unatoka out? 8. Unaongea na Baby?
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The Weekend - Out of Time
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Uzi huu ni maalum kwa wale wapendao kupeana likes. Hapa comment chochote kasoro lugha chafu utapata like yako saaafii! Karibuni wadau.
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Bila kupoteza muda ladies leo zamu yenu, hebu mtaje member wa kiume unayevutiwa naye… unaona kabisa huyu yupo kumtima. Na liwalo na liwe namtaja. Wanaume tulieni muone mnavyopendwa na ukitajwa...
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Tulimaliza robo mwaka March, zile resolution zako ulizosema mwanzoni mwa mwaka utafanya hiki na kile, Mpaka sasa umefanya nini? Umeaccomplish mikakati yako? Mimi nilisema nitafanya savings, ila...
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Binafsi niliwahi kusinzia kwenye usafiri wa daladala hadi kupitilza kituo nilichokusudia kushuka. So, sikuona kama ni jambo la kushangaza sana. Lakini leo hii Anti yangu ananisimulia kwa...
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Habari zenu waungwana wa humu ndani, Nina jambo lanitatiza sana, kila nikiishi pahali lazima nifatwe na Paka, yaani atokee Paka aweke kambi kwangu, nikianzia kwetu kwa wazazi alikuja kipaka...
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Hatari SIMBA WA KWENYE LOGOO KAKIMBIA KACHOKA NA MATESO.
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Ni lipi jukwaa ambalo limekupa somo au shule ya maana, ushauri, maarifa, ufahamu na uelewa kutosha au kukukwamua juu ya masuala mbalimbali ya maisha, kisiasa, kiuchumi, kijamii, kitaifa na kimataifa?
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Wote tunajua kuwa Basi bora duniani ni Scania tu achana na mabati yale kutoka asia mashariki Wanambeya mpo tayari kumpokea mfalme Katarama kwa route zote muhimu to Dar? Kama wanambeya mtasema...
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Wengine tulikuwa tunakata ile miguu mirefu harafu tunajenga kama zizi hivi tunawawekea na majani ili wale, Asubuhi unakuta wengine wameshakufa na sisimizi juu, mwingine yupo hoi, kwakweli panzi...
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GARDEN BOY IMPREGNATES THREE BIOLOGICAL SISTERS. According to reports, the Kenyan parents to the girls kept their daughters indoors and could not allow them to mingle with friends. The gardern...
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Miaka 30 ni mingi sana kukaa hapa duniani sio tu kukaa nyumbani, inabidi uwe umesha leta impact. Kuna watu kabla ya hiyo miaka walishafanya makubwa sana hadi sasa bado wanakumbukwa kwenye...
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Je huyo uliyeoana naye ndio wa ndoto zako ? Eti mkuu? Au tukuache kwanza?
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Habari wana JF Matumaini yangu wote mko poa kabisa. Uzi huu ni kwaajili ya wote. Lengo ni kujadili changamoto zinazotukabili, pia Kupeana support katika mambo yetu hapa JF. Tupeane mbinu za...
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Sometimes huwa tunafanya mambo kimazoea na kujitia ujuaji mwingi. Najua mwana JF kuna siku uliaibika Aidha kwa ushamba ulionao, kujitia mjuaji ama kutokuwa na ufahamu juu ya Mambo fulani fulani...
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Shunie Extrovert Jimena FRANC THE GREAT The 13 Mnazareth Daudi Mchambuzi Dinazarde Carleen Wangari Maathai Mshana Jr
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