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      Default Zijue sheria ''mama' za infidelity...

      well hapa haitakiwi kuongea sana,ni kuzishusha tu kama ifuatavyo:
      1-INFIDELATORS wanatakiwa kugharamia kikao cha kwanza wanapokutana na infideletees wapya kwa asilimia 100

      2-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES wanatakiwa kufanya wanaloliweza kuhakikisha hakuna leakage ya taarifa yoyote ya INFIDELITY juu yako kwenye familia zao(hasa hasa wake/waume zao waliowaacha nyumbani)

      3-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELEETES wanatakiwa kushea-KIZURI KULA NA NDUGUYO!(hii sheria ni muhimu sana).ukimpata infideletee anaejituma sana gesti muhabarishe na mwenzio akamfaidi.SHARING IS CARING-KUGAWANA NI KUJALI

      4-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES wanapaswa kuwa na umri wa watu wazima(18+.....!hii ilikuwa sababu pekee ya kumtoa georgieporjie kwenye uanachama)

      5-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES lazima wawe wanapandisha mvinyo kwa wingi (unywaji wa valuu una ''added advantage'')

      6-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES lazima awe na ''defined-marital status'',lazima awe ameoa/ameolewa (huwezi kufanya infidelity wakati wewe hujaoa-hapo unakuwa unafanya zinaa tu!...infidelity kwa ujumla wake lazima kwanza uoe/uolewe!samahani kama nawakwaza hapa ndugu zangu).

      7-KWAKUZINGATIA SHERIA NAMBA 7 TAJWA HAPO JUU-infidelators watakaoingia kwenye NEC ni wale waliooa/olewa tu!wengine hao wanakuwa members tu kwasababu tunawajali sana zaidi ya hapo HAWANA KURA YA VETO

      8-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES watahakikisha wanapigana kufa na kupona kuzilinda na kuzitetea ndoa za infidelators/infideletees wenzao!(ndoa na iheshimiwe na watu wote).naomba hii sheria muiangalie kwa umakini mkuu!hakikisha kufa kupona unafanya unaloweza kuhakikisha ndoa ya mwanachama haitetereki.

      9-INFIDELITY itafanyika NYUMBA ZA KULALA WAGENI TU!....tena itafanyika kilometa kadhaa kutoka maeneo yako ya nyumbani(otherwise unatakiwa uproove kwamba mkeo/mumeo kasafiri umbali usio pungua kilometa mia saba kutoka nyumbani kwenu).

      10-INFIDELITY KAMWE HAIFANYIKI USIKU KUCHA-fanya unalofanya lakini make sure umerudi nyumbani kwa waif/husband.ukilifanya hili utakuwa umeheshimu na kuitekeleza sheria namba 7 na namba 9 tajwa hapo juu

      11-INFIDELITY IS THERE TO STAY....!kwanini?kwasababu infidelity ni tiba ya KANSA YA KIBOFU!hapa pana mjadala mzito kidogo ingawa hauhitaji journals!

      12-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES wanalazimika(kwa hali na mali) kuwa na simu zaidi ya moja...!hasa hasa wanapaswa kuwa na simu moja HOT-LINE itakayokuwa fixed ofisini au eneo lako la kazi.Simu hiyo itatumika kwa ajili ya taratibu zote za infidelity(hapa ni mambo ya promises,appointments na kujuliana hali).kwa kufanya hivyo sheria tajwa namba 8 itakuwa inatekelezeka.

      13-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES wanapaswa kulindana,kutunziana heshima,kutunziana siri.ni marufuku kuzianika taarifa za infidelator/infideletee kwenye chombo chochote kile cha habari au mitandao.

      ngoja nikimbie gesti hapo msasani nika-du ze nidiful then nitarudi!

      kwa anaetaka katiba ya ''infidelity'' au kadi ya uanachama anipiemu tu......
      Last edited by Teamo; 23rd September 2010 at 10:59.
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      Hata modes kumbe ni washabiki wa infedility wakati sisi tunapinga wao wanashangilia wamechomoa bango langu la kuonyesha madahara ya infedility


      Some sweet hearts are bitter than chloroquine packed in a sweet paper

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      Quote By Roya Roy
      Nyamayao, kama jamaa ni Infidelitor ana akakutana na Infidelitee, huwezi kufumania daima dawamu ....
      Kila kitu kinakuwa well taken care off
      "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"


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      Nilikuwa napinga kweli INFIDELITY lakini siku yaliponikuta nikasema potelea mbali wenzangu wanafanya ufisadi napiga kelele wee hadi koo linauma nikasema isiwe taabu wacha na mimi niingie kwenye chama
      Pole kwa kukutwa na hayo...! Lakini hii ni kukata tamaa...!
      "The person's true character is what s/he do when s/he think nobody is looking".

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      Quote By Roya Roy
      Kufumaniwa si madhara ya infidelity....ni madhara ya kutotii sheria.....
      Hapana...! asiye mwizi hafumaniwi...! Mwizi ndiye hufumaniwa mkuu...! Kwa nini ujitungie sheria ya uchakachuaji?
      "The person's true character is what s/he do when s/he think nobody is looking".

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      Quote By Super Star
      Hata modes kumbe ni washabiki wa infedility wakati sisi tunapinga wao wanashangilia wamechomoa bango langu la kuonyesha madahara ya infedility
      Mkuu zile picha zingefanya hii thredi yote ihamishiwe kule ukubwani...
      Bunge: Upuuzi unaolindwa na sheria...kwa kutumia hela za Watz!

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      Quote By Asprin
      Wala usitegemee kwakuwa mmeo ni mwanachama wetu hai. Anafuata sheria zote kwahiyo usitegemee kufumania....
      heheh..... Kwisha kazi!!
      "...Everyday I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labor of others...."

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      Quote By Roya Roy
      Mkuu zile picha zingefanya hii thredi yote ihamishiwe kule ukubwani...
      Te te te modes nao ni ma infidelator
      Some sweet hearts are bitter than chloroquine packed in a sweet paper

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      Leo nitakua off mpaka topic hii itakapofikia tamati, na walaaniwe wote infideletor wote!
      "I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning to sail my ship"

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      Quote By Konakali
      Pole kwa kukutwa na hayo...! Lakini hii ni kukata tamaa...!
      Karibu sana ndio system unaenda upinzani baada ya muda unarudi chama tawala hivyo hivyo ndio mzunguko huo ulivyo
      "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"


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      Ngoja niwatafute wajumbe wa bodi kuja kujadili huu mswada kabla haujasainiwa

      Mwenyekiti - Pope Kaizer
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      Wajumbe toka kambi ya upinzani: Carmel. Nyamayao, MJ1,Mwalimu Gaijin, ZD,Shishi,Mom......na wote wenye mapenzi mema na infidelity.
      Ushindwe na ulegee polepole...
      Politicians and Diapers needs to be changed for the same reason...

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      Quote By Mom
      Leo nitakua off mpaka topic hii itakapofikia tamati, na walaaniwe wote infideletor wote!
      Mom mtu hawezi kuwa INFIDELETOR from no where lazima kuna sababu au jambo liliwahi kumkuta
      "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"


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      Quote By Mom
      Leo nitakua off mpaka topic hii itakapofikia tamati, na walaaniwe wote infideletor wote!
      Kwa taarifa yako, mmeo ni mwanachama wetu hai!
      ....Shimo La Panya Halifunikwi Kwa Mkate.....

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      Leo nitakua off mpaka topic hii itakapofikia tamati, na walaaniwe wote infideletor wote!
      Nani awalaani Mom??
      Bunge: Upuuzi unaolindwa na sheria...kwa kutumia hela za Watz!

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      Quote By Askofu
      Ushindwe na ulegee polepole...
      Askofu mbona unakasirika wakati huwa unasaidia kwenye maombi
      "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"


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      Quote By Roya Roy
      Nyamayao, kama jamaa ni Infidelitor ana akakutana na Infidelitee, huwezi kufumania daima dawamu ....
      nitashukuru nicmfume.
      Leo hii Yesu angekuwepo, si ajabu angeenda saluni kupunguza sharubu, angeenda kwa Maumba kushona Tuxedo na angekua na IPAD....TIMING

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      Ushindwe na ulegee polepole...
      Askofu na masista kibao nao ni wanachama wetu!!
      ....Shimo La Panya Halifunikwi Kwa Mkate.....

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      Kwa taarifa yako, mmeo ni mwanachama wetu hai!
      Kabla ya kumpa hizo habari mpwa ungejaribu kutafuta daktari wa magonjwa ya moyo amfanyie uchunguzi maana wanawake wakipewa habari hizi wanakuwa mbogo wewe si umeona ndugu yake nyamayao revenge yake baada ya jamaa yake kukamatwa kizembe kwenye suala la INFIDELITY
      "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"


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      Ngoja niwatafute wajumbe wa bodi kuja kujadili huu mswada kabla haujasainiwa

      Mwenyekiti - Pope Kaizer
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      Wajumbe toka kambi ya upinzani: Carmel. Nyamayao, MJ1,Mwalimu Gaijin, ZD,Shishi,Mom......na wote wenye mapenzi mema na infidelity.
      duh... hii kali,

      Naomba kushauri bodi ianzishe vitengo vifuatavyo
      capacity building and enrollment unit
      kitengo cha logistics na information sharing
      .....Ana sifa zote, nzuri na mbaya!!!

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      Mom mtu hawezi kuwa INFIDELETOR from no where lazima kuna sababu au jambo liliwahi kumkuta
      Ungesema INFIDELEES ningekuelewa lakini kuwa INFIDELETOR ni mpango wa Mungu.

      Angalia hata wanyama, midume yote ni mi-infideletaz! mwanaume hajazaliwa kwa ajili ya mwanamke mmoja! Take it from me!
      ....Shimo La Panya Halifunikwi Kwa Mkate.....

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      heheh..... Kwisha kazi!!
      Smiles nilikuwa sijanotice vizuri kumbe na wewe ni mjumbe wa bodi
      "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"


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