Topic: Zijue sheria ''mama' za infidelity...

well hapa haitakiwi kuongea sana,ni kuzishusha tu kama ifuatavyo:
1-INFIDELATORS wanatakiwa kugharamia kikao cha kwanza wanapokutana na infideletees wapya kwa asilimia 100

2-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES wanatakiwa kufanya wanaloliweza kuhakikisha hakuna leakage ya taarifa yoyote ya INFIDELITY juu yako kwenye familia zao(hasa hasa wake/waume zao waliowaacha nyumbani)

3-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELEETES wanatakiwa kushea-KIZURI KULA NA NDUGUYO!(hii sheria ni muhimu sana).ukimpata infideletee anaejituma sana gesti muhabarishe na mwenzio akamfaidi.SHARING IS CARING-KUGAWANA NI KUJALI

4-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES wanapaswa kuwa na umri wa watu wazima(18+.....!hii ilikuwa sababu pekee ya kumtoa georgieporjie kwenye uanachama)

5-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES lazima wawe wanapandisha mvinyo kwa wingi (unywaji wa valuu una ''added advantage'')

6-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES lazima awe na ''defined-marital status'',lazima awe ameoa/ameolewa (huwezi kufanya infidelity wakati wewe hujaoa-hapo unakuwa unafanya zinaa tu!...infidelity kwa ujumla wake lazima kwanza uoe/uolewe!samahani kama nawakwaza hapa ndugu zangu).

7-KWAKUZINGATIA SHERIA NAMBA 7 TAJWA HAPO JUU-infidelators watakaoingia kwenye NEC ni wale waliooa/olewa tu!wengine hao wanakuwa members tu kwasababu tunawajali sana zaidi ya hapo HAWANA KURA YA VETO

8-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES watahakikisha wanapigana kufa na kupona kuzilinda na kuzitetea ndoa za infidelators/infideletees wenzao!(ndoa na iheshimiwe na watu wote).naomba hii sheria muiangalie kwa umakini mkuu!hakikisha kufa kupona unafanya unaloweza kuhakikisha ndoa ya mwanachama haitetereki.

9-INFIDELITY itafanyika NYUMBA ZA KULALA WAGENI TU!....tena itafanyika kilometa kadhaa kutoka maeneo yako ya nyumbani(otherwise unatakiwa uproove kwamba mkeo/mumeo kasafiri umbali usio pungua kilometa mia saba kutoka nyumbani kwenu).

10-INFIDELITY KAMWE HAIFANYIKI USIKU KUCHA-fanya unalofanya lakini make sure umerudi nyumbani kwa waif/husband.ukilifanya hili utakuwa umeheshimu na kuitekeleza sheria namba 7 na namba 9 tajwa hapo juu

11-INFIDELITY IS THERE TO STAY....!kwanini?kwasababu infidelity ni tiba ya KANSA YA KIBOFU!hapa pana mjadala mzito kidogo ingawa hauhitaji journals!

12-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES wanalazimika(kwa hali na mali) kuwa na simu zaidi ya moja...!hasa hasa wanapaswa kuwa na simu moja HOT-LINE itakayokuwa fixed ofisini au eneo lako la kazi.Simu hiyo itatumika kwa ajili ya taratibu zote za infidelity(hapa ni mambo ya promises,appointments na kujuliana hali).kwa kufanya hivyo sheria tajwa namba 8 itakuwa inatekelezeka.

13-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELETEES wanapaswa kulindana,kutunziana heshima,kutunziana siri.ni marufuku kuzianika taarifa za infidelator/infideletee kwenye chombo chochote kile cha habari au mitandao.

ngoja nikimbie gesti hapo msasani nika-du ze nidiful then nitarudi!

kwa anaetaka katiba ya ''infidelity'' au kadi ya uanachama anipiemu tu......

By RR

Hivi Smiles yuko wapi??

Hommie naona unaanza kugusa maslai yangu ooooops sheria number tatu inaruhusu..............

By RR

Hapana....huwezi kufanyia kwenye shamba lako la mihogo....sheria namba tisa...
Fanyia kwenye shamba, ila lisiwe lako....
By Katibu Mkuu ISC...
Hivi Smiles yuko wapi??

gud guud!....
saasaaa baaasi...we unaweza kuja kufanyia hapo kwenye kashamba kangu ka mihogo alafu mi naenda kwenye kashamba kako ka minazi...hapo vipi?

hahahahaha enzi za "ka do ze nidful" enzi za "hommie kakague" hahaha enzi za "hommie nimeona" lol

By Teamo

infidelity unaweza fanyia hata kwenye shamba lako la mihogo kule mapinga/kerege/manovu
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By RR

Hapana....huwezi kufanyia kwenye shamba lako la mihogo....sheria namba tisa...
Fanyia kwenye shamba, ila lisiwe lako....
By Katibu Mkuu ISC...
Hivi Smiles yuko wapi??

Hahahahahaha!! Nyie vijana mmepinda mbaya kama huyu bibi yenu? Hivi kuna milume inapiga infii na huyu mbibi?

Bibie Elizabeth Dominic hapo chini hebu acha kuchungulia... Onana na Teamo au Kimey usajiliwe kwenye chama.... Kaizer mwache amalizane na gfsonwin kwanza.


There are currently 12 users browsing this thread. (8 members and 4 guests)

• Asprin,
• cacico,
• Elizabeth Dominic,
• kiyeyeu,
• ck1,
• Kalolo Junior,
• Mnama

By Asprin

Hahahahahaha!! Nyie vijana mmepinda mbaya kama huyu bibi yenu? Hivi kuna milume inapiga infii na huyu mbibi?

Chezea binaadamu weyee! watu wanapiga infii hapo

By Asprin

Bibie Elizabeth Dominic hapo chini hebu acha kuchungulia... Onana na Teamo au Kimey usajiliwe kwenye chama.... Kaizer mwache amalizane na gfsonwin kwanza.


There are currently 12 users browsing this thread. (8 members and 4 guests)

• Asprin,
• cacico,
• Elizabeth Dominic,
• kiyeyeu,
• ck1,
• Kalolo Junior,
• Mnama

Ewaaa nau yu a toking hommie we need more members more zani eva

hahahah!sasa hii habari na infidelity ni kama mlevi na baa

By Asprin

Wajukuu wafuatao tumeshawasajili katika chama letu kwa idhini ya cheaman Kaizer: charminglady, cacico, BADILI TABIA, Yummy gfsonwin na Catherine. Ila huyu Catherine anaelekea mguu ndani mguu nje. Sijui kwakuwa kuna infii ilimzalisha ikasepa? Hebu ona, mpaka mwanae ana mawazo.

hivi @aspri miye wanisajili kwenye hiki chama wakti ndimi founder????????chazeya jf weye............FYI go to past histry

By Asprin

Bibie Elizabeth Dominic hapo chini hebu acha kuchungulia... Onana na Teamo au Kimey usajiliwe kwenye chama.... Kaizer mwache amalizane na gfsonwin kwanza.

Mwache kwanza asome sheria vizuri

mmmmmhhhhh! kaazi kwel kwel!

By gfsonwin

hivi @aspri miye wanisajili kwenye hiki chama wakti ndimi founder????????chazeya jf weye............FYI go to past histry

hehehehe "come this way kwanza tutete"

By cacico

mmmmmhhhhh! kaazi kwel kwel!

Bado unatafakari? fanya uwamuzi haraka chansi ni chache sana

lakin asprine umekuwa na kawaida ya kusajili wanachama pasi na baraka zetu.....!umesahau kwamba unaikiuka sheria hii...

3-INFIDELATORS/INFIDELEETES wanatakiwa kushea-KIZURI KULA NA NDUGUYO!(hii sheria ni muhimu sana).ukimpata infideletee anaejituma sana gesti muhabarishe na mwenzio akamfaidi.SHARING IS CARING-KUGAWANA NI KUJALI

sasa weweeeeee...

By gfsonwin

hivi @aspri miye wanisajili kwenye hiki chama wakti ndimi founder????????chazeya jf weye............FYI go to past histry

Afu wewe bado nna kesi na wewe.... We ngoja tu!!

Those days...i mean them days...Carina TI....Pole Samaki....Valuuu.....Al Batar....Kabaila....Upinzani ulikuwa kama DOVUTWA haukuwa na nguvu...

Kuna watu walikuwa wanashika miiko ya Chama kweli kweli kama CCM na Mwenge wao...pale utamkuta Asprin kati unakuta Teamo ukirudi pembeni unamkuta Kaizer mkono wa kulia unamkuta RR mbele Kimey...kulikuwa na reserves wakali enzi hizo bacha na Baba Enock

By Kimey

Bado unatafakari? fanya uwamuzi haraka chansi ni chache sana

my dear Kimey already booked, so no worries!

By The Finest

Those days...i mean them days...Carina TI....Pole Samaki....Valuuu.....Al Batar....Kabaila....Upinzani ulikuwa kama DOVUTWA haukuwa na nguvu...

Kuna watu walikuwa wanashika miiko ya Chama kweli kweli kama CCM na Mwenge wao...pale utamkuta Asprin kati unakuta Teamo ukirudi pembeni unamkuta Kaizer mkono wa kulia unamkuta RR mbele Kimey...kulikuwa na reserves wakali enzi hizo bacha na Baba Enock

fidel enzi hizo ni mutu ya TiGo kabla hajastaafu

By Asprin

Ngoja niwatafute wajumbe wa bodi kuja kujadili huu mswada kabla haujasainiwa

Mwenyekiti - Pope Kaizer
Katibu - St. Roya Roy
Mweka hazina - Big braza Asprin -ODM
Katibu mwenezi - Bigirita
Mshauri mkuu - Fidel
Wajumbe: The Finest, Masanilo, Dreamliner,Askofu,Kimey,Klorok wini,Maskini Jeuri,D5, Msanii, Dark City,Smiles, Beauty, bht,fanta,bacha,Jamii Forums, Acid,Teamo
Wajumbe toka kambi ya upinzani: Carmel. Nyamayao, MJ1,Mwalimu Gaijin, ZD,Shishi,Mom......na wote wenye mapenzi mema na infidelity.

Hahahaha...hawa watu wamenikumbusha JF iliyokuwa na vituko hivi ilikuwaje hommie fidel tukampa cheo cha Mshauri Mkuu

By Teamo

hahahah!sasa hii habari na infidelity ni kama mlevi na baa

Sasa hiyo makitu ukute unahudumiwa na hii makitu, tabenako wapi na wapi?