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    1. 17th August 2012 11:21
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      Default Uandame, usiandame..... Lazima kieleweke!!

      Ndo nshaamua hivyo....

      Leo si jumamosi? Liwalo na liwe, mwezi uandame au usiandame mie kurudi kwa mkoloni wangu ni mpaka Jumatanoooo....
      Nimechoka kukaa huku kwenye lokesheni yangu ....si mwaijua eh?...



      Nikaunganike na wake zangu BADILI TABIA, cacico na Yummy chini ya uangalizi wa Kongosho kujichana mamisosi ya Idi



      Then nikimaliza niungane na washkaji zangu Bishanga, Kaizer, BAGAH na Erickb52 kudumisha mila....bila kujali chochote....




      Wadada wapendwa, Catherine, Madame B, princess enny, ummu kulthum, gfsonwin na mwaJ tunawakaribisha mjiunge nasi kusheherekea Sikukuu ya Idi (mwezi utajiju usipoandama)...... Vigezo na masharti kuzingatiwa mambo yatakapotuzidia...




      Kwaheri mkoloni wangu, karibuni washkaji zangu tujiruuuushe na tuserebuke!

      Kwa mapeenzi na furaha wapenzi wangu ninawapa...Mkono wa Idiiiiiii!

      Damn hivi leo jumangapi vile?
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    2. 17th August 2012 11:24
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      khaaaaaaaaaa hubby! mbona maneno hayo muda huu nawajua damuni kuna sumu??? sa mie nitajipigiliaje vitu thatha???? itakuaje jamani??
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    3. 17th August 2012 11:28
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      Ndugu zangu, mkimwona Preta mwambie ajiunge nami kusheherekea hii long weekend



      Mkimwona Mr Rocky na Judgement waambieni watoke huko waliko wajiunge nasi, mambo iko huku.



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      khaaaaaaaaaa hubby! mbona maneno hayo muda huu nawajua damuni kuna sumu??? sa mie nitajipigiliaje vitu thatha???? itakuaje jamani??
      Khaa wife maneno kuntu hayo, yananiharibia swaumu ujue... Hivi umenilogea nini cacico wangu?

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      Khaa wife maneno kuntu hayo, yananiharibia swaumu ujue... Hivi umenilogea nini cacico wangu?

      khaaaaaaa laanakum wallah! hivi unawazaga nini wewe?? jamani?? khaaaaa mume nilipataga!
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    6. 17th August 2012 11:33
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      Kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!!,
      Teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!!,
      Oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!!,
      Uandame,Usiandame LAZIMA NGUO TUSHONE NA PILAU LIPIKWE.
      Na ole wako na wakezo msinialike kwenye mnuso.......,
      PATACHIMBIKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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      khaaaaaaa laanakum wallah! hivi unawazaga nini wewe?? jamani?? khaaaaa mume nilipataga!
      Si unajua navokumisigi unapokuwa mbali nami?? Nakonda kwa mawazo...

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      Asprin mshkaji hapo ni kwenye raha au mafuriko ayo?
      sasa babu hiyo ni guest au KANISA?
      mbona amri nyingi tena zile za muhimu...LOL
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      khaaaaaaa laanakum wallah! hivi unawazaga nini wewe?? jamani?? khaaaaa mume nilipataga!
      Sasa hapo cacico unaangalia nini??ila jamaa kasimama...kitu 90 degrees...kulaaaleki,mpaka kwenye ovary....
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      Kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!! kwi!!,
      Teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!! teh!!,
      Oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!! oho!!,
      Uandame,Usiandame LAZIMA NGUO TUSHONE NA PILAU LIPIKWE.
      Na ole wako na wakezo msinialike kwenye mnuso.......,
      PATACHIMBIKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
      Tena uje na kale kachalii kako ukapetipeti kama kawaida yako........... Hivi kanakufikishaga mawenzi kweli? Mwezi hoyeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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      Si unajua navokumisigi unapokuwa mbali nami?? Nakonda kwa mawazo...


      Babu kwa nini ujitese wakati mpaka wa buku wamejaa?
      au cacico na wenzie wanakuchimbaga biti?????
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      Nimepita!
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      sasa hapo kwenye menu mbona kuna MIRINDA? nilifikiri mzee baada ya mwezi bila kitu ungeweka vitu flaani bariiiidiiiii vya kiutu uzima....
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      sasa hapo cacico unaangalia nini??ila jamaa kasimama...kitu 90 degrees...kulaaaleki,mpaka kwenye ovary....
      umeona eeee?? Ana balaa huyu acha tu!
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      Khaa wife maneno kuntu hayo, yananiharibia swaumu ujue... Hivi umenilogea nini cacico wangu?

      BABU huyo kamfanyaje mwenzie mbona kaviumba?
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      Asprin mshkaji hapo ni kwenye raha au mafuriko ayo?
      sasa babu hiyo ni guest au KANISA?
      mbona amri nyingi tena zile za muhimu...LOL
      Siyo mafuriko kiongozi, acha upweke jiunge nasi bana!



      We ukiona maji tu unawaza mafuriko? Kamon booooi!!!

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      sasa hapo kwenye menu mbona kuna MIRINDA? nilifikiri mzee baada ya mwezi bila kitu ungeweka vitu flaani bariiiidiiiii vya kiutu uzima....
      Hahahaha ... mtotowamjini bana? Si unajua pilau laliwa home na watoto? Baada ya hapo ni kama kawa.......

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      hubby nisubiri twende wote maana mie nikitoka hapa kurudi jumatanooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo
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      Tena uje na kale kachalii kako ukapetipeti kama kawaida yako........... Hivi kanakufikishaga mawenzi kweli? Mwezi hoyeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


      Lahaulaaaa!!!!!!!Lawata!!!!!!! !!,
      Yule alikuwa anaishia mlangoni tu.
      Ila Jamani nyie wanaume Mnaonaga mengi duniani humu!!!!!!
      Kuta nne zingekuwa na vioo,wallah tena Tusingeangaliana usoni tukutanapo.
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      hubby nisubiri twende wote maana mie nikitoka hapa kurudi jumatanooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo
      Waooooh! Sasa usitinge tena ile hijab yako, pigilia ile makitu nlokununulia Paris

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