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      Asikuambie mtu kuhusu mambo na matukio ya mitaa ya uswazi..

      1.Ugali huiwa mara mija tu saa 9 alasiri na mboga ni moja tu-watoto mida hiyo huwakosi home.
      2.Kulala ni chumba kimoja tu,watoto wa kiume na kike humo humo.
      ..............endelea......... .......


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      Quote By Ulimakafu View Post
      Asikuambie mtu kuhusu mambo na matukio ya mitaa ya uswazi..

      1.Ugali huiwa mara mija tu saa 9 alasiri na mboga ni moja tu-watoto mida hiyo huwakosi home.
      2.Kulala ni chumba kimoja tu,watoto wa kiume na kike humo humo.
      ..............endelea......... .......
      Hii ndiyo raha?
      "Life comes once only: No retake/replay/rewind/once-more. One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too."

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      3. vyoo vyake shurti ujifunze kichura chura maana ukikata gogo lazima uruke kidogo juu vinginevyo makalio yatakuwa kwenye hali mbaya..
      4. mgeni akija akapewa soda basi atarajie kina uncle/aunt kumzonga miguuni huku wakijisemelesha 'hata mie nakunywaga hiyo soda....'
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      Hii ndiyo raha?
      heheeee hiyo ndio raha yake, ni kama unaposifia kitu kizuri halafu eti duh kitu kizuri 'ile mbaya'!
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      1..kuoga kwa foleni na choo kiko mbali na nyumba wapangaji na mwenyewe kugombea asubuhi
      2..Ijumaa hukosi kigodoro..huko videmu vya kiswazi vinawindana na vidume vyao
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      Na wakati wa mvua vyoo vinatapishwa.....
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      "Life comes once only: No retake/replay/rewind/once-more. One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too."

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      neno kama mse*** ni la kawaida sana kwenye midomo yao,kuwekeana nyimbo za taarabu
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      kuombana chumvi,unga, mboga na viberiti ni jambo la kawaida. . . unapika ugali mboga unaomba kwa jirani.

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      Unatembea na mswaki wako ukiwa mdomoni mpaka dukani kununua sigara.
      Akiongea sasa, mipovu ya dawa ya mswaki ina tiririka kidevuni.
      Uswazi ni Full Vituko asikwambie mtu
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      1:nyumba haina slingi bodi, na kitanda kinapiga kelele, so wa vyumba vingine mnajua jamaa muda huu wanachapana huko
      2:watoto kuoga ni kwa mbinde ila ukipikwa wali saa 12 na nusu kila mtu kashaoga
      3:kula hakuhitaji bajeti kali sana mafungu 2 ya dagaa wa mwanza, nyanya za 200 maji mengi na unga nusu familia ishapona
      A life lived in love will never be dull

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      hihihihi uswazi nomaukishangaa unakuta jirani kakudokolea mboga hapa choo hapa watu wanakula kupikia ni vikoridoni yaani uswazi taabu tupu
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      chabo.....................lol
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      Happiness is not a reward it is a consequence

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      Mchele waanza chambuliwa saa Saba mchana, wali shurti uungwe thoumu ili mtaa wote waelewe!

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      Hivi kula mmoja ni raha? Au kulala big brother ni raha, heheheeeee
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      Kula uroda mama mtu,dada mtu,na mdogo mtu ni kawaida ili mradi uwe na chapaa mbuzi
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      Unatembea na mswaki wako ukiwa mdomoni mpaka dukani kununua sigara.
      Akiongea sasa, mipovu ya dawa ya mswaki ina tiririka kidevuni.
      Uswazi ni Full Vituko asikwambie mtu
      HUku umefunga taulo au khanga ya bi mkubwa.

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      Kula uroda mama mtu,dada mtu,na mdogo mtu ni kawaida ili mradi uwe na chapaa mbuzi
      Na mdingi anamezea maana ni muwezeshaji wa familia.

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      Mchele waanza chambuliwa saa Saba mchana, wali shurti uungwe thoumu ili mtaa wote waelewe!
      Ha haaa............

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      chabo.....................lol
      wanaanza wakiwa wadogo sana.

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