Topic: Jei Efu Bana..

...nakumbuka zamani humu tulikuwa tunaitana Mkuu, bila kujali Umri wala jinsia.. Siku hizi watu wamebadilishana majina wanaitana Hane, Babu, Switi Hati, Laazizi, asali wa moyo n.k. Hii inatufanya mabachela tujisikie wapweke (au mkiita basi mtuite wote. Yes! haki sawa kwa wote).

... nakumbuka zamani watu walikuwa hawatongozani hovyo. Ila siku hizi siyo ajabu tena kukuta watu wanapigana denda hadharani kwenye masredi,, huko tuendako usishangae unafungua sredi unakuta watu wakifanya ngono humo.

...halafu sasa, zamani Bana vidume ndiyo tulikuwa tunarusha ndoano kwa mabinti humu JeiEfu, lakini siku hizi unashangaa Binti anakutongoza wewe tena macho makavu. Wengine hii mambo tunaogopa Bana, raha ya mchuchu uhangaike naye siyo yeye ndiyo ahangaike na wewe (wewe nanihii, ukinisumbua tena nakuanzishia sredi!!!!)

... nakumbuka watu walikuwa hawajisifu humu, wanasubiri wasifiwe, lakini siku hizi mtu hata akijamba basi atakuja kujisifu jinsi alivyoacha mtafaruku kwenye daladala baada ya kuachia kijambo cha kisailensa eti!!

...nakumbuka zamani watu walikuwa hawalewi hovyo humu JeiEfu, lakini siku hizi unaweza kufungua thread ukakutana na harufu kali sana ya Kangara, Mbege, Chang'aa, Kimpumu, Mnazi, nakazalika (wahusika mnajijua, hasa wewe babu sijui nani).. Kwa kuongezea siku hizi kuna kibabu kinajifanya kinafanya ukaguzi wa vibinti vya watu (ndiyo, wewe hapo unajijua!).

... nakumbuka zamani tulikuwa hatugombanii michuchu humu, lakini siku hizi hata ukimsalimia tu mchuchu wa mtu basi unaanzishiwa sredi huku ukisakamwa kama vile umeiba hela..

... Zamani Bana wanaume tulikuwa siyo wambeya, lakini siku hizi tuna wanaume (mwanaume?) wambeya (mbeya?) humu mpaka wanasutwa (I hopu ze meseji delivadi)

....nakumbuka,,,,, aaagh TANESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ngoja niwashe kibatari, narudi.

By Kaizer

Hapa mna diskasheni gani msilale hadi mida hii?

who is causing havoc here...
sweetlady, ummu kulthum, TANMO, Platozoom,
Judgement, dogo Erickb52, Bishanga, Remmy, princess enny

whats not hapenning?

Mnatudisturb tunakula daku mara makelele sebuleni!

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jei efu bana......!

By Kaizer

Yaani ni kama wewe uniite habitt halafu yeye apige makelele?? Inahusu princess enny?

daku njema!

tenah usjarbu!! anaweza akakupa hata ban ya moyo!! habitt TANMO karbu tule daku!!

By princess enny

tenah usjarbu!! anaweza akakupa hata ban ya moyo!! habitt TANMO karbu tule daku!!

napata wivu

By Kaizer

Hapa mna diskasheni gani msilale hadi mida hii?

who is causing havoc here...
sweetlady, ummu kulthum, TANMO, Platozoom, Judgement, dogo Erickb52, Bishanga, Remmy, princess enny

whats not hapenning?

Mnatudisturb tunakula daku mara makelele sebuleni!

Hahahahaha lol Kaizer nimecheka mpaka majirani wameamka hahahaha !

By sweetlady

Hahahahaha lol Kaizer nimecheka mpaka majirani wameamka hahahaha !

ndo uwaaambie kunani sweetlady?

By 99 Problems

napata wivu

uspate wivu swtyto!! hata kula cjaanza nakusubiri wewe!!

By Judgement

SL !
Ntakerazi mie Alhaji ujue ?
Afu mie kama shem wako , hujui kama nikuupiga juu ya meza unazurika ?
Haya ntakerazi kabla sijakusasambulia!
Ohooo!
Ntamwaga ? Usinifanye nikasaula ! In front of ze pipo .

Oooooh !!!! Samahani shemeji kipenzi ulimi umeteleza sirudii tena shem !Usisaule tafadhali !

Modernization!"

By Kaizer

ndo uwaaambie kunani sweetlady?

Hapo sasa !!!! kama ni kule kijijini kwetu si wangenidai mbuzi eti eeh ?

By Kaizer

Hapa mna diskasheni gani msilale hadi mida hii?

who is causing havoc here...
sweetlady, ummu kulthum, TANMO, Platozoom, Judgement, dogo Erickb52, Bishanga, Remmy, princess enny

whats not hapenning?

Mnatudisturb tunakula daku mara makelele sebuleni!

tatizo watu humu wanasafiria nyota za wenzao..................af kigoma cha daku ndo kinapita nikimaliza kula ntarudi

By princess enny

uspate wivu swtyto!! hata kula cjaanza nakusubiri wewe!!

Mwezi mtukufu hayo maneno kwenye red hayaruhusiwi jf !

By ummu kulthum

tatizo watu humu wanasafiria nyota za wenzao..................af kigoma cha daku ndo kinapita nikimaliza kula ntarudi

Hahahahahaha ummu kulthum fanya urudi uje ufafanue manake hili zito kidogo lol

By sweetlady

Mwezi mtukufu hayo maneno kwenye red hayaruhusiwi jf !

astaghfrulah!! sweetlady karbu tule daku mumy!!

princess enny hata mi nimesikia wivu apo juu sijui kwa nini?

By princess enny

uspate wivu swtyto!! hata kula cjaanza nakusubiri wewe!!

swtyto tupo wangapi

By Kaizer

ndo uwaaambie kunani sweetlady?

Hapa kunani !
Hapa Platozoom ndiyo kuna waliokua wakijaribu kumtilia ndimu mitandao yake!
Btw kijana katoa nje mishuti hatarishi iliyokua ikielekezwa kwake !
Kajitahidi ukizingatia mishuti mpira Jabulani !

By sweetlady

Oooooh !!!! Samahani shemeji kipenzi ulimi umeteleza sirudii tena shem !Usisaule tafadhali !

Ilibakia tumba tu! Avatar yangu kama unavyoiona kusaula already!
Pale ni kugeuka tu!
Semea tu kule mbele yangu kuna mtu ambae ye hadhurigaki coz she's owner ! Ndo alinikawizisha .

By ummu kulthum

P hajalogwa bwana, aliyelogwa ni asp tena kalogwa vibaya na wa kumlogololowa naye kalogwa.af E leo mbona unaonekana na kama chale chale hivi hapo usoni umepigwa lini hizo chata wng.usipinge hii kitu wt wote wanakushangaa leo, go moja kwa moja kwa ans

Bibie ummu kulthum umeniita nikuitike?

By Nyani Ngabu

Eti nyani nini...?

haoni masaburi yake,kha! namshangaa TANMO,yeye ndo mmbeya numero uno humu jamvini halafu hajitaji,we subiri Zinduna apone appendex tuje tumsute mpaka ahame jamvi,kudadadadadaddeki.

By sweetlady

Ntakuitia Nyani Ngabu sasa hivi......afu Bishanga ujue ulivolog in tu harufu kali ya pombe ya kienyeji imesambaa humu chit chat !

sweetlady,no wonder Vin Diesel kakupiga chini,unaongea sana.