Topic: Jei Efu Bana..

...nakumbuka zamani humu tulikuwa tunaitana Mkuu, bila kujali Umri wala jinsia.. Siku hizi watu wamebadilishana majina wanaitana Hane, Babu, Switi Hati, Laazizi, asali wa moyo n.k. Hii inatufanya mabachela tujisikie wapweke (au mkiita basi mtuite wote. Yes! haki sawa kwa wote).

... nakumbuka zamani watu walikuwa hawatongozani hovyo. Ila siku hizi siyo ajabu tena kukuta watu wanapigana denda hadharani kwenye masredi,, huko tuendako usishangae unafungua sredi unakuta watu wakifanya ngono humo.

...halafu sasa, zamani Bana vidume ndiyo tulikuwa tunarusha ndoano kwa mabinti humu JeiEfu, lakini siku hizi unashangaa Binti anakutongoza wewe tena macho makavu. Wengine hii mambo tunaogopa Bana, raha ya mchuchu uhangaike naye siyo yeye ndiyo ahangaike na wewe (wewe nanihii, ukinisumbua tena nakuanzishia sredi!!!!)

... nakumbuka watu walikuwa hawajisifu humu, wanasubiri wasifiwe, lakini siku hizi mtu hata akijamba basi atakuja kujisifu jinsi alivyoacha mtafaruku kwenye daladala baada ya kuachia kijambo cha kisailensa eti!!

...nakumbuka zamani watu walikuwa hawalewi hovyo humu JeiEfu, lakini siku hizi unaweza kufungua thread ukakutana na harufu kali sana ya Kangara, Mbege, Chang'aa, Kimpumu, Mnazi, nakazalika (wahusika mnajijua, hasa wewe babu sijui nani).. Kwa kuongezea siku hizi kuna kibabu kinajifanya kinafanya ukaguzi wa vibinti vya watu (ndiyo, wewe hapo unajijua!).

... nakumbuka zamani tulikuwa hatugombanii michuchu humu, lakini siku hizi hata ukimsalimia tu mchuchu wa mtu basi unaanzishiwa sredi huku ukisakamwa kama vile umeiba hela..

... Zamani Bana wanaume tulikuwa siyo wambeya, lakini siku hizi tuna wanaume (mwanaume?) wambeya (mbeya?) humu mpaka wanasutwa (I hopu ze meseji delivadi)

....nakumbuka,,,,, aaagh TANESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ngoja niwashe kibatari, narudi.

By sweetlady

Hahahaha unakula daku sa 3 lol......unavunja sharia bana !

Na wewe nawee!
SL !
Umekuaje ?
Alokwambia means ya DAKU lazima iwe ubwabwa , chapati, au nini viko mezani ndiyo daku ? Nani kakwambia?
Huyo si ni mtu mdhima ?
Akikwambia daku si lazima iwe daku uijuayo wewe!
Daku iko na category nyingi !
Usikue na formula moja kama ya bata kuangukia kushoto!
Nway vipi shem tumepotezana long faka !
Kulikoni ?

By sweetlady

Tobaaaa we platozoom toka lini mimi na wewe tukadhuriana ?

Nakuona tu unachafua CV yangu kwa Umm

By Bishanga

Tatizo lako we TANMO umekuwa ka pimbi aliyegawa mikia yote akasahau kujibakizia,yaani katika wambeya wa jf umesahau kujioridhesha pamoja na mpaka kuanzisha kiu/ijumaa ya jf?
Ama kweli nyani haoni kundule!

Eti nyani nini...?

By sweetlady

Hehehehhe mie mzima ummu kulthumu platozoom lol.....sikujua kumbe wewe na platozoom mshakuwa mwili mmoja tehe hongereni ila mie nimemuiga Erickb52 hayo mengine muulize yeye lol

huyu toka mwanzo anatufuatilia kinyume nyume sijui ana hoja binafsi

By Bishanga

na wee mke wa mtu acha kutongoza vijana hazarani!

Ntakuitia Nyani Ngabu sasa hivi......afu Bishanga ujue ulivolog in tu harufu kali ya pombe ya kienyeji imesambaa humu chit chat !

By platozoom

Nakuona tu unachafua CV yangu kwa Umm

Wewe nawe naona umeanza kulewa kama Bishanga .....toka lini mshenga akachafua CV ?

By Judgement

Na wewe nawee!
SL !
Umekuaje ?
Alokwambia means ya DAKU lazima iwe ubwabwa , chapati, au nini viko mezani ndiyo daku ? Nani kakwambia?
Huyo si ni mtu mdhima ?
Akikwambia daku si lazima iwe daku uijuayo wewe!
Daku iko na category nyingi !
Usikue na formula moja kama ya bata kuangukia kushoto!
Nway vipi shem tumepotezana long faka !
Kulikoni ?

Shem mie good enough......majukumu tu shem langu ndiyo yanafanya tupotezane !

Hiyo daku ya Erickb52 nishaielewa so wacha nikae kimya lol !

By platozoom

Nakuona tu unachafua CV yangu kwa Umm

Plato!
Pole sana!
Naona misukosuko unayokumbana nayo!
Utadhani misukosuko ya Mv. Skagit ?
au ya Mv. Irelander ?

By sweetlady

Wewe nawe naona umeanza kulewa kama Bishanga .....toka lini mshenga akachafua CV ?

Sitaki mshenga......nabeba mzigo kimyakimya

By Judgement

Na wewe nawee!
SL !
Umekuaje ?
Alokwambia means ya DAKU lazima iwe ubwabwa , chapati, au nini viko mezani ndiyo daku ? Nani kakwambia?
Huyo si ni mtu mdhima ?
Akikwambia daku si lazima iwe daku uijuayo wewe!
Daku iko na category nyingi !
Usikue na formula moja kama ya bata kuangukia kushoto!
Nway vipi shem tumepotezana long faka !
Kulikoni ?

Sikuwahi kujua kama una maneno ya hekma kama haya

By platozoom

Sitaki mshenga......nabeba mzigo kimyakimya

Haya baba kila la kheri na siku unga ukizidi maji pia ulie kimya kimya ......ole wako uje hapa eti oooh ummu kulthum kanitenda nisaidieni !

By Judgement

Plato!
Pole sana!
Naona misukosuko unayokumbana nayo!
Utadhani misukosuko ya Mv. Skagit ?
au ya Mv. Irelander ?

Ishaalah nitavuka salama

Kwikwikwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....... .!
Sasa wewe utalinganisha zama za mawe na chuma?
Hata zile za mawe ya kale, Kati na mwisho hazifanani....

By TANMO

Wow!!
Hebu ngoja nilisikilizie kwanza halafu nitakuambia kama linatosha.

kwa style hii zama za kale utaziweza!!??

By platozoom

Sikuwahi kujua kama una maneno ya hekma kama haya

Yaani Judgement kama hajapita bar huwa ana maneno ya busara na hekima sana platozoom !

By sweetlady

Haya baba kila la kheri na siku unga ukizidi maji pia ulie kimya kimya ......ole wako uje hapa eti oooh ummu kulthum kanitenda nisaidieni !

simtendi hanitendi,kanipenda nimempenda ila ulevi wake ndio shida inapoanzia..................

Hapa mna diskasheni gani msilale hadi mida hii?

who is causing havoc here...
sweetlady, ummu kulthum, TANMO, Platozoom, Judgement, dogo Erickb52, Bishanga, Remmy, princess enny

whats not hapenning?

Mnatudisturb tunakula daku mara makelele sebuleni!

By sweetlady

Yaani Judgement kama hajapita bar huwa ana maneno ya busara na hekima sana platozoom !

SL !
Ntakerazi mie Alhaji ujue ?
Afu mie kama shem wako , hujui kama nikuupiga juu ya meza unazurika ?
Haya ntakerazi kabla sijakusasambulia!
Ohooo!
Ntamwaga ? Usinifanye nikasaula ! In front of ze pipo .

[QUOTE=Kaizer;4344532]Hapa mna diskasheni gani msilale hadi mida hii?

who is causing havoc here...
sweetlady, ummu kulthum, TANMO, Platozoom, Judgement, dogo Erickb52, Bishanga, Remmy, princess enny

whats not hapenning?
Kaizer kula daku kelele za chura zskuzuie kunywa maji!!
but TANMO analalamika ye haitw habitt, darln,hani....!! but leo ana furaha kdogo sweetlady kamuita darling!!!

By princess enny

Kaizer kula daku kelele za chura zskuzuie kunywa maji!!
but TANMO analalamika ye haitw habitt, darln,hani....!! but leo ana furaha kdogo sweetlady kamuita darling!!!

Yaani ni kama wewe uniite habitt halafu yeye apige makelele?? Inahusu princess enny?

daku njema!