BREAKING NEWS.....Vunja Jungu Kwa ODM!

**Asprin** · 20th July 2012 13:57

Maadam nimehakikishiwa na mtumishi wa Mungu huyu na nabii aliyebarikiwa,

Kuwa ulabu siyo tu ni mzuri kwa afya ya binadamu, bali pia ni kadawa magonjwa mengi (sijui na ka Ukimwi?) Source?

Na kwakuwa leo yanipasa nivunje jungu kabla sijamrudia Mola anisamehe zambi zangu zote na za wajukuu na wake zangu.... Nitakunywa weeeee, nitalewa weeee..... nitajirusha weeeee

Basi mimi na wake zangu cacico, Yummy na BADILI TABIA. Nikishirikiana na asali yangu Kongosho tunawakaribisheni wajukuu zangu wote kushiriki nasi kwenye vunja jungu. Vunja jungu hili litaambatana na kusheherekea harusi ya hommie wangu Kaizer anayemuoa gfsonwin. Ndoa hii itasimamiwa na Erickb52 na CUTE. Wajukuu zangu kutokea kushoto charminglady Kipipi, Catherine, Remmy ney kush na Madame B

Kwaito kama kawaida kwa kwenda mbele likiongozwa na Preta na sweetlady

Kuserebuka kama kawa kukiratibiwa na Bishanga na TANMO

Karibuni sana wanaChit Chat tulivunjilie jungu mbali kule.......Ulinzi wa uhakika utakuwepo.

Vigezo na Masharti kuzingatiwa....

Imetolewa na ODM kwa hisani ya wake zake.

**Pasco_jr_ngumi** · 20th July 2012 15:47

Ntapata Gongo......
Madam X nitajikongoja nae!!!!

**BADILI TABIA** · 20th July 2012 15:50

bebiii napaka wanja nakujaaaaaaa

njoeni jamani mvunje jungu...vinywaji vipo mtakunywa mpaka muoge...mapochopocho ya kutosha hadi take away mtapata..come one come all....
Yummy ile poda iko wapi?

**BADILI TABIA** · 20th July 2012 15:51

njoeni upesi....

gongo ipo ya kutosha, tena imethibitishwa na tbs...sio kama ile ya kigogo...

By Pasco_jr_ngumi

Ntapata Gongo......
Madam X nitajikongoja nae!!!!

**Mamndenyi** · 20th July 2012 15:54

nitampitia matesha tuje naye.

**Kongosho** · 20th July 2012 15:56

He he he he, afu leo hakuna neno "HAPANA' au tunaweza iita 'HAPANA FREE DAY'
kila unaloambiwa na jirani yako ni 'NDIO' tu

Asprin hebu kuja hapa ukague kama masega yameshakomaa?

**Mzee wa Rula** · 20th July 2012 16:00

By PakaJimmy

Vipi ntapata tuKonyagi tudogo japo tutano, ili nipate stimu ya kuongea Live na Remmy juu ya linalonisibu? Maana nikiwa sobber naona aibu mie!!

PakaJimmy mwambie kabisa Asprin asilete utani kwa kumuweka Preta safu ya mbele kwenye kwaito vinginevyo burudani itaharibika maana machaliii tuna uchungu sana japokuwa hatuzai tehe tehe tehe.

Akitaka kunituliza mzuka nikute Vodka mezani ndiyo tutaweza kuongea.

**Remmy** · 20th July 2012 16:12

By PakaJimmy

Malizieni fasta bana...Lakini msisahau kuwapa Mlisho-Nyuma (feed-back) hao raia mliokuwa mnawafanyia tathmini!
Sa nishalipia pale saluni unakojitengenezea, waambie tu jina PiiJei, watakupiga masopsop kama kawaida!

Umejuaje....kuwa niko vululuvululu, hafu nilikuwa nimeishiwa kinoma, si unajua tarehe mbaya..nikiwa nawaza nitatoka vipi Leo kwenye hii pati.
Niko njiani sasa naenda kujisopsop.

**Kaizer** · 20th July 2012 16:44

Asee!

Popote ulipo gfsonwin come zis way bebito! Like never before!
Ila Mwali mbona simuoni haoa jamani ningependa aniletee kikombe cha kahawa huku high table, Mzee wa Rula ongea vzr na Asprin mambo yako yasijepinda!

Naomba nitambuebuwepo wa cacico, mwaaah na Catherine kwen hafla hii. Kongosho najua leo atatyonyesha yy hasa ni nani hakuna kusema NO, ila chonde chonde CUTE akija mtu asimsogelee sana bado tunamkuza, hajaanza hata kufunga

Kimey vipi naona kwa mbaaali katiba inatekelezeka mzee unatokelezea kama kawa!

**Asprin** · 20th July 2012 16:45

By BADILI TABIA

bebiii napaka wanja nakujaaaaaaa

njoeni jamani mvunje jungu...vinywaji vipo mtakunywa mpaka muoge...mapochopocho ya kutosha hadi take away mtapata..come one come all....
Yummy ile poda iko wapi?

Safi sana wife material. Ambia watu waje na kondom kabisa. Vunja jungu bila ukimwi inawezekana.

**Asprin** · 20th July 2012 16:48

By Kongosho

He he he he, afu leo hakuna neno "HAPANA' au tunaweza iita 'HAPANA FREE DAY'
kila unaloambiwa na jirani yako ni 'NDIO' tu

Asprin hebu kuja hapa ukague kama masega yameshakomaa?

Umekaa pande ipi sugar ya ODM hebu ukuye pande hii nikufanyie masaji.

**Mwali** · 20th July 2012 16:51

By Kaizer

Asee!

Popote ulipo gfsonwin come zis way bebito! Like never before!
Ila Mwali mbona simuoni haoa jamani ningependa aniletee kikombe cha kahawa huku high table, Mzee wa Rula ongea vzr na Asprin mambo yako yasijepinda!

Naomba nitambuebuwepo wa cacico, mwaaah na Catherine kwen hafla hii. Kongosho najua leo atatyonyesha yy hasa ni nani hakuna kusema NO, ila chonde chonde CUTE akija mtu asimsogelee sana bado tunamkuza, hajaanza hata kufunga

Kimey vipi naona kwa mbaaali katiba inatekelezeka mzee unatokelezea kama kawa!

Ndio niko jikoni Uncle, leo sio chai ni uji kabisa!

**Kongosho** · 20th July 2012 16:55

Dah, sijui niseme hapana?

Yes Sir!

By Asprin

Umekaa pande ipi sugar ya ODM hebu ukuye pande hii nikufanyie masaji.

**Kongosho** · 20th July 2012 16:58

Hizi ndude tumepewa bure kaizer. lazima tuzitoe bure.

Afterall hata tukiziweka hazitusaidii hata kureply PM.

By Kaizer

Asee!

Popote ulipo gfsonwin come zis way bebito! Like never before!
Ila Mwali mbona simuoni haoa jamani ningependa aniletee kikombe cha kahawa huku high table, Mzee wa Rula ongea vzr na Asprin mambo yako yasijepinda!

Naomba nitambuebuwepo wa cacico, mwaaah na Catherine kwen hafla hii. Kongosho najua leo atatyonyesha yy hasa ni nani hakuna kusema NO, ila chonde chonde CUTE akija mtu asimsogelee sana bado tunamkuza, hajaanza hata kufunga

Kimey vipi naona kwa mbaaali katiba inatekelezeka mzee unatokelezea kama kawa!

**Kaizer** · 20th July 2012 16:59

By Mwali

Ndio niko jikoni Uncle, leo sio chai ni uji kabisa!

Thank you Mwali , u r always there when i need u my niece nasubiri uji kwa hamu kbs

**Mzee wa Rula** · 20th July 2012 17:04

Asprin nadhani uneshasikia alichosema Mwali, chonde chonde fanya mambo iende vinginevyo nakunyima Blaki Womani.

Mwali nashukuru kwa kung'ata sikio ili mambo yako yasiende mrama.

**Mzee wa Rula** · 20th July 2012 17:09

By Asprin

Umekaa pande ipi sugar ya ODM hebu ukuye pande hii nikufanyie masaji.

Asprin hebu nipe mashairi ya ule wimbo wa Dudubaya simika mzizi ntentemente.

**Ruttashobolwa** · 20th July 2012 17:13

Itapendeza sana!

**Yummy** · 20th July 2012 17:28

By BADILI TABIA

bebiii napaka wanja nakujaaaaaaa

njoeni jamani mvunje jungu...vinywaji vipo mtakunywa mpaka muoge...mapochopocho ya kutosha hadi take away mtapata..come one come all....
Yummy ile poda iko wapi?

Pale bafuni mpenzi niliisahau kuirudisha kwa dressing table

**Mentor** · 20th July 2012 17:33

By bombu

Kadi yako nimepewa nikuletee, jiandae kabisa, ntakupuita hapo kwako

bombu kumbe??! Haya..ila mi nlidhan ningekupitia twende maana kwangu uchochoroni unaeza tokezea chooni kwa kina Juma..au sebuleni kwa kina Ali..na ivi mida itakua ya kufturu unaeza tolewa nduki mno..ansar suna mkali sana yule.
We ni-Dip ukiwa rede nije...

**beibe nasty** · 20th July 2012 19:28

By Mentor

bombu kumbe??! Haya..ila mi nlidhan ningekupitia twende maana kwangu uchochoroni unaeza tokezea chooni kwa kina Juma..au sebuleni kwa kina Ali..na ivi mida itakua ya kufturu unaeza tolewa nduki mno..ansar suna mkali sana yule.
We ni-Dip ukiwa rede nije...

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