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      Default BREAKING NEWS.....Vunja Jungu Kwa ODM!

      Maadam nimehakikishiwa na mtumishi wa Mungu huyu na nabii aliyebarikiwa,



      Kuwa ulabu siyo tu ni mzuri kwa afya ya binadamu, bali pia ni kadawa magonjwa mengi (sijui na ka Ukimwi?) Source?




      Na kwakuwa leo yanipasa nivunje jungu kabla sijamrudia Mola anisamehe zambi zangu zote na za wajukuu na wake zangu.... Nitakunywa weeeee, nitalewa weeee..... nitajirusha weeeee

      Basi mimi na wake zangu cacico, Yummy na BADILI TABIA. Nikishirikiana na asali yangu Kongosho tunawakaribisheni wajukuu zangu wote kushiriki nasi kwenye vunja jungu. Vunja jungu hili litaambatana na kusheherekea harusi ya hommie wangu Kaizer anayemuoa gfsonwin. Ndoa hii itasimamiwa na Erickb52 na CUTE. Wajukuu zangu kutokea kushoto charminglady Kipipi, Catherine, Remmy ney kush na Madame B




      Kwaito kama kawaida kwa kwenda mbele likiongozwa na Preta na sweetlady



      Kuserebuka kama kawa kukiratibiwa na Bishanga na TANMO




      Karibuni sana wanaChit Chat tulivunjilie jungu mbali kule.......Ulinzi wa uhakika utakuwepo.



      Vigezo na Masharti kuzingatiwa....

      Imetolewa na ODM kwa hisani ya wake zake.
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      ....Shimo La Panya Halifunikwi Kwa Mkate.....

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      Ntapata Gongo......
      Madam X nitajikongoja nae!!!!

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      bebiii napaka wanja nakujaaaaaaa


      njoeni jamani mvunje jungu...vinywaji vipo mtakunywa mpaka muoge...mapochopocho ya kutosha hadi take away mtapata..come one come all....
      Yummy ile poda iko wapi?
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      "Behind every great fortune there is a crime."
      - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

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      njoeni upesi....

      gongo ipo ya kutosha, tena imethibitishwa na tbs...sio kama ile ya kigogo...




      Quote By Pasco_jr_ngumi
      Ntapata Gongo......
      Madam X nitajikongoja nae!!!!
      "Behind every great fortune there is a crime."
      - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

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      nitampitia matesha tuje naye.
      SIYO WOTE WANAOTANGATANGA WAMEPOTEA

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      He he he he, afu leo hakuna neno "HAPANA' au tunaweza iita 'HAPANA FREE DAY'
      kila unaloambiwa na jirani yako ni 'NDIO' tu

      Asprin hebu kuja hapa ukague kama masega yameshakomaa?
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      No matter how hot your anger is, it can not cook yams-Nigeria

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      Quote By PakaJimmy
      Vipi ntapata tuKonyagi tudogo japo tutano, ili nipate stimu ya kuongea Live na Remmy juu ya linalonisibu? Maana nikiwa sobber naona aibu mie!!
      PakaJimmy mwambie kabisa Asprin asilete utani kwa kumuweka Preta safu ya mbele kwenye kwaito vinginevyo burudani itaharibika maana machaliii tuna uchungu sana japokuwa hatuzai tehe tehe tehe.

      Akitaka kunituliza mzuka nikute Vodka mezani ndiyo tutaweza kuongea.
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      Quote By PakaJimmy
      Malizieni fasta bana...Lakini msisahau kuwapa Mlisho-Nyuma (feed-back) hao raia mliokuwa mnawafanyia tathmini!
      Sa nishalipia pale saluni unakojitengenezea, waambie tu jina PiiJei, watakupiga masopsop kama kawaida!
      Umejuaje....kuwa niko vululuvululu, hafu nilikuwa nimeishiwa kinoma, si unajua tarehe mbaya..nikiwa nawaza nitatoka vipi Leo kwenye hii pati.
      Niko njiani sasa naenda kujisopsop.
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      Asee!

      Popote ulipo gfsonwin come zis way bebito! Like never before!
      Ila Mwali mbona simuoni haoa jamani ningependa aniletee kikombe cha kahawa huku high table, Mzee wa Rula ongea vzr na Asprin mambo yako yasijepinda!

      Naomba nitambuebuwepo wa cacico, mwaaah na Catherine kwen hafla hii. Kongosho najua leo atatyonyesha yy hasa ni nani hakuna kusema NO, ila chonde chonde CUTE akija mtu asimsogelee sana bado tunamkuza, hajaanza hata kufunga

      Kimey vipi naona kwa mbaaali katiba inatekelezeka mzee unatokelezea kama kawa!
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      Quote By BADILI TABIA
      bebiii napaka wanja nakujaaaaaaa


      njoeni jamani mvunje jungu...vinywaji vipo mtakunywa mpaka muoge...mapochopocho ya kutosha hadi take away mtapata..come one come all....
      Yummy ile poda iko wapi?
      Safi sana wife material. Ambia watu waje na kondom kabisa. Vunja jungu bila ukimwi inawezekana.
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      Quote By Kongosho
      He he he he, afu leo hakuna neno "HAPANA' au tunaweza iita 'HAPANA FREE DAY'
      kila unaloambiwa na jirani yako ni 'NDIO' tu

      Asprin hebu kuja hapa ukague kama masega yameshakomaa?
      Umekaa pande ipi sugar ya ODM hebu ukuye pande hii nikufanyie masaji.

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      Asee!

      Popote ulipo gfsonwin come zis way bebito! Like never before!
      Ila Mwali mbona simuoni haoa jamani ningependa aniletee kikombe cha kahawa huku high table, Mzee wa Rula ongea vzr na Asprin mambo yako yasijepinda!

      Naomba nitambuebuwepo wa cacico, mwaaah na Catherine kwen hafla hii. Kongosho najua leo atatyonyesha yy hasa ni nani hakuna kusema NO, ila chonde chonde CUTE akija mtu asimsogelee sana bado tunamkuza, hajaanza hata kufunga

      Kimey vipi naona kwa mbaaali katiba inatekelezeka mzee unatokelezea kama kawa!
      Ndio niko jikoni Uncle, leo sio chai ni uji kabisa!
      Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds
      Albert Einstein


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      Dah, sijui niseme hapana?

      Yes Sir!

      Quote By Asprin
      Umekaa pande ipi sugar ya ODM hebu ukuye pande hii nikufanyie masaji.
      No matter how hot your anger is, it can not cook yams-Nigeria

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      Hizi ndude tumepewa bure kaizer. lazima tuzitoe bure.

      Afterall hata tukiziweka hazitusaidii hata kureply PM.

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      Asee!

      Popote ulipo gfsonwin come zis way bebito! Like never before!
      Ila Mwali mbona simuoni haoa jamani ningependa aniletee kikombe cha kahawa huku high table, Mzee wa Rula ongea vzr na Asprin mambo yako yasijepinda!

      Naomba nitambuebuwepo wa cacico, mwaaah na Catherine kwen hafla hii. Kongosho najua leo atatyonyesha yy hasa ni nani hakuna kusema NO, ila chonde chonde CUTE akija mtu asimsogelee sana bado tunamkuza, hajaanza hata kufunga

      Kimey vipi naona kwa mbaaali katiba inatekelezeka mzee unatokelezea kama kawa!
      No matter how hot your anger is, it can not cook yams-Nigeria

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      Quote By Mwali
      Ndio niko jikoni Uncle, leo sio chai ni uji kabisa!
      Thank you Mwali , u r always there when i need u my niece nasubiri uji kwa hamu kbs
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      Asprin nadhani uneshasikia alichosema Mwali, chonde chonde fanya mambo iende vinginevyo nakunyima Blaki Womani.

      Mwali nashukuru kwa kung'ata sikio ili mambo yako yasiende mrama.

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      Quote By Asprin
      Umekaa pande ipi sugar ya ODM hebu ukuye pande hii nikufanyie masaji.
      Asprin hebu nipe mashairi ya ule wimbo wa Dudubaya simika mzizi ntentemente.

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      Itapendeza sana!

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      Quote By BADILI TABIA
      bebiii napaka wanja nakujaaaaaaa


      njoeni jamani mvunje jungu...vinywaji vipo mtakunywa mpaka muoge...mapochopocho ya kutosha hadi take away mtapata..come one come all....
      Yummy ile poda iko wapi?
      Pale bafuni mpenzi niliisahau kuirudisha kwa dressing table
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      Kadi yako nimepewa nikuletee, jiandae kabisa, ntakupuita hapo kwako
      bombu kumbe??! Haya..ila mi nlidhan ningekupitia twende maana kwangu uchochoroni unaeza tokezea chooni kwa kina Juma..au sebuleni kwa kina Ali..na ivi mida itakua ya kufturu unaeza tolewa nduki mno..ansar suna mkali sana yule.
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      bombu kumbe??! Haya..ila mi nlidhan ningekupitia twende maana kwangu uchochoroni unaeza tokezea chooni kwa kina Juma..au sebuleni kwa kina Ali..na ivi mida itakua ya kufturu unaeza tolewa nduki mno..ansar suna mkali sana yule.
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