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    1. 3rd July 2012 12:28
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      Mnyonge mnyongeni lakini haki yake mpeni.Pamoja na kuwa na sura na tabia za kijelajela lakini hakika ubunifu wako unaibeba chi chat.Tulizana sasa,stick to what you can do best,to cheat chat,achana mambo ya kupimana ubavu na kina mwanakijiji,wale mabaunsa bongo zao kila siku ziko gym,wataishia tu kukuchomekea ban.Hivi huoni raha warembo wanavyokushobokea chit chat? Embu nambie mwanamke gani ashawahi kukutaka huko kwingine ,FF au nani?
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      Kule lazima usiwe na hasira,watakusababishia kifungo
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      wacha wee....
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      Mmmmmh, alishatakwa na kamishna wa si hasa.
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      Mnyonge mnyongeni lakini haki yake mpeni.Pamoja na kuwa na sura na tabia za kijelajela lakini hakika ubunifu wako unaibeba chi chat.Tulizana sasa,stick to what you can do best,to cheat chat,achana mambo ya kupimana ubavu na kina mwanakijiji,wale mabaunsa bongo zao kila siku ziko gym,wataishia tu kukuchomekea ban.Hivi huoni raha warembo wanavyokushobokea chit chat? Embu nambie mwanamke gani ashawahi kukutaka huko kwingine ,FF au nani?
      Hahahaha.... ngoja laaziz wangu cacico na my wifey material BADILI TABIA na asali ya ODM Kongosho waje wanisaidie kushukuru. Manake mbichwa huoooo!!

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      Yani me namshobokea balaa.
      Cjali lolote.

      Hv hujui vya Kipekee ndio vitamu?
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      bby wangu Asprin upo papito? nakungoja job tukapate lunch, si ulisema utakuja kunipick?? waache wakushobokee upo juu kwenye ukaguzi, mi luv u mwahhhhh!
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      Yani me namshobokea balaa.
      Cjali lolote.

      Hv hujui vya Kipekee ndio vitamu?
      Ule mkwala ulonipiga kule kumbe ulikuwa umeenda mazoezini? Nimekoma kukutania wallah!!

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      nasikia jela kuna mambo mengi MAKUBWA...babu tupe moja lililokukuta!
      asante~!
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      Kule lazima usiwe na hasira,watakusababishia kifungo
      Excellent mzima weye papito??
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      Mnyonge mnyongeni lakini haki yake mpeni.Pamoja na kuwa na sura na tabia za kijelajela lakini hakika ubunifu wako unaibeba chi chat.Tulizana sasa,stick to what you can do best,to cheat chat,achana mambo ya kupimana ubavu na kina mwanakijiji,wale mabaunsa bongo zao kila siku ziko gym,wataishia tu kukuchomekea ban.Hivi huoni raha warembo wanavyokushobokea chit chat? Embu nambie mwanamke gani ashawahi kukutaka huko kwingine ,FF au nani?
      Bishanga mzima weye??
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    12. 3rd July 2012 12:50
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      bby wangu Asprin upo papito? nakungoja job tukapate lunch, si ulisema utakuja kunipick?? waache wakushobokee upo juu kwenye ukaguzi, mi luv u mwahhhhh!
      Nipo laaziz. Leo tukapate hii makitu bana.... si unajua jioni leo sikukagui bali tutakaguana??





      Unaweza mwalika na dada msiri wako gfsonwin kwakuwa ntaambatana na hommie wangu Kaizer. Tushaanza kuranduka wenzenu...

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      tehe, nlikuwa nachungulia, kumbe kuna jambo limehappen? Wacha nirudi uvunguni
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      Asprin,
      nina mashaka na huo ukaguzi wako,

      Unafanyika nikiwa Chukuchuku au Na Swaga zangu?
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      nasikia jela kuna mambo mengi MAKUBWA...babu tupe moja lililokukuta!
      asante~!
      Mkuu wangu kule ni shurba tu!! Usipime.

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      Asprin,
      nina mashaka na huo ukaguzi wako,

      Unafanyika nikiwa Chukuchuku au Na Swaga zangu?
      Vigezo na masharti kuzingatiwa...

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      tehe, nlikuwa nachungulia, kumbe kuna jambo limehappen? Wacha nirudi uvunguni
      Sio vizuri ujue bombu
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      Ule mkwala ulonipiga kule kumbe ulikuwa umeenda mazoezini? Nimekoma kukutania wallah!!

      Sema NIMEKOMA
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      Nipo laaziz. Leo tukapate hii makitu bana.... si unajua jioni leo sikukagui bali tutakaguana??





      Unaweza mwalika na dada msiri wako gfsonwin kwakuwa ntaambatana na hommie wangu Kaizer. Tushaanza kuranduka wenzenu...

      hilo pozi lako na braza kaizer sijawaeleweni...ebu pandisheni MILEGE iyo...afu nani yuko nyuma ya mwenzie?
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      Shemeji cacico ombi langu umelipokea lakini? Asprin nadhani tupunguze haya makitu tusijeshindwa kujitambulisha kwa gfsonwin na cacico sembuse kula mdudu

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      BADILI TABIA na Mamndenyi, mujepo na Kongosho, mtakuwa na meza yenu maalum.,
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