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    1. 22nd June 2012 12:06
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      Unhappy Ijumaa Yangu..... Jiunge Nami!!

      Wakulu, wajukuu na vijana wangu.

      Huyu mkoloni wangu kajipendekeza kuingiza mshahara mapema mwezi huu. Ntautandikaje weekend hii? Nawakaribisheni nyote hasa wale wapenzi wa ulabu. Bila kujali chochote



      Tukajinafasi. Tupige ulabu mpaka kieleweke.... Mabinti nawatahadharisha msije mkazidiwa mkaaibika kama CUTE alivyoingia kwenye anga zangu.


      My dear Kongosho, come this way


      Nyie Yummy na cacico, acheni kumgombea Erickb52, jiungeni nami kuupiga mtungi.



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      Hommie Kaizer, hivi leo ni Jumangapi? Umpitie Bishanga uje naye.

      Thanks GOD Its Friday!!!
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    2. 22nd June 2012 12:08
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      mmmmhhh! Asprin hivi leo ni lini? na saa ngapi sasa hivi? lol!
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    3. 22nd June 2012 12:13
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      Hommi Asprin ntajiunga na wewe ila api kwa CUTE ntataka mwongozo , binti anajua mapishi uneona menu aloniandalie afu eti ndo alewe ivi? Nooo

      Halafu kesho ni lini?
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    4. 22nd June 2012 12:21
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      Na wewe charminglady njoo umwone Judgement alivokuwa anakudanganya wakati mnachat



      Thanks GOD Its Friday!!!
      Yan acha tu, me nilidhani kaserengeti boi!!!!!!!!!!!
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    5. 22nd June 2012 12:23
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      Hommi Asprin ntajiunga na wewe ila api kwa CUTE ntataka mwongozo , binti anajua mapishi uneona menu aloniandalie afu eti ndo alewe ivi? Nooo

      Halafu kesho ni lini?
      khaa! nimekubamba, kumbe unakulaga kwa watu despite effort zangu za kukupikia na kukuandalia ma launch box? yaaani hapa umetangaza vita leo sitaki kuskia cha nini wala nin kumbe wanaume ndo mlivyo. sasa na uroda urudi huko huko.
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    6. 22nd June 2012 12:23
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      mmmmhhh! Asprin hivi leo ni lini? na saa ngapi sasa hivi? lol!
      Leo nadhani ni Alhamisi jumlisha moja....mida sijui ila najua ni mchana na mkoloni wangu lazima atorokwe.

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      Hommi Asprin ntajiunga na wewe ila api kwa CUTE ntataka mwongozo , binti anajua mapishi uneona menu aloniandalie afu eti ndo alewe ivi? Nooo

      Halafu kesho ni lini?
      Vigezo na masharti kuzingatiwa. Hommie kesho ni Jumapili toa moja. Siku maalum kwa vitu maalum afu jumapili tunawahi kanisani kusali sala maalum. Kuna sehemu umemuona Mentor?
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    7. 22nd June 2012 12:24
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      kumbe Asprin hatukukosea kukuweka wewe mpiga ngoma kwenye kilugwai manake ulikuwa unapiga kama mwanafunzi wako lol!
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      lol! hicho kiti alichokalia Erickb52 mbona hakiendani naye wallah! atakayeshinda hapo kati yangu na Yummy ndio atakuja nae kwenye kilevi, stay tuned!
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      Yan acha tu, me nilidhani kaserengeti boi!!!!!!!!!!!
      Ukimwona BADILI TABIA mwambie nshachukua room eti. Sawa? Mwambie awahi....

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      Yesu wangu Asprin nimechekaaaaaaaaaaaaa uwiiiiiiiiiiiii ngoja kwanza nikapate lunch halafu narudi hahahaaaaaa
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      mmmh....leo...!!
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    12. 22nd June 2012 12:31
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      lol! hicho kiti alichokalia Erickb52 mbona hakiendani naye wallah! atakayeshinda hapo kati yangu na Yummy ndio atakuja nae kwenye kilevi, stay tuned!
      Mwambieni na Remmy aje tu, MziziMkavu atakuwa na dawa ya kumsaidia kuongeza uzito.
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    13. 22nd June 2012 12:38
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      Yesu wangu Asprin nimechekaaaaaaaaaaaaa uwiiiiiiiiiiiii ngoja kwanza nikapate lunch halafu narudi hahahaaaaaa
      Wahi uje uwaone platozoom na Smile, nao watakuwepo



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      mmmh....leo...!!
      !Preta tafazali mwambie Lily Flower asikose kuja na vitoto vyake. Kuna kazi ya ukaguzi nataka nivikabidhi.

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      Hahah babu Asprin nipo around nimesikitishwa tu huku ofisini kutokana na mabadiliko ya ghafla yaliyotokea...sijaweza kufanya kazi yoyote apa najifanya bize na computer (the beauty of being a programmer)...mida iishe niondoke...mayb Tuesday toa moja nitakuwa fine!
      So babu, wapi hiyo mahali aisee nije nipunguze stress aise..i really nid dat!!! so sad....
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      ahahaaaa
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      Wahi uje uwaone platozoom na Smile, nao watakuwepo
      Smile kwa nini umempa Asprin picha zetu?
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      Hahah babu Asprin nipo around nimesikitishwa tu huku ofisini kutokana na mabadiliko ya ghafla yaliyotokea...sijaweza kufanya kazi yoyote apa najifanya bize na computer (the beauty of being a programmer)...mida iishe niondoke...mayb Tuesday toa moja nitakuwa fine!
      So babu, wapi hiyo mahali aisee nije nipunguze stress aise..i really nid dat!!! so sad....
      Mkuu Mentor pole sana. Ila jitahidi kwakuwa haya makitu yatakuwepo na kama unavyoona Preta kwa kukata mauno hana tatizo....
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      Smile kwa nini umempa Asprin picha zetu?
      babu kwa chabo huyu sijui hata katoa wapi mie sijampa hata my love
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      Smile kwa nini umempa Asprin picha zetu?
      Hahahaha........... unamwonea bure mkuu platozoom. Hapa ninazo picha zenu zote. Kwa mfano unamwona Bishanga na Roulette kabla hawajaja mjini?

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      bebii nakuja, namalizia kujipulizia unyunyu.....leo nivae shanga ya gold au za kimasai.....




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      Ukimwona BADILI TABIA mwambie nshachukua room eti. Sawa? Mwambie awahi....

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