Topic: tangazo la mgomo...

TANZANIAN ASSOCIATION OF BOYFRIENDS
(NABS)

NOTIFICATION OF WARNING STRIKE!!

Dear Tanzanian girls, hope you saw what
Kim K. bought
for Kanye W. on his birthday?
Not a Singlet or Boxers.
She bought A LAMBOGHINI CAR worth $
750k. We are tired of taking boxers and
singlet as gifts.
Sometimes, we even receive socks.
We will hence commence a 3-day
warning strike
taking effect from tomorrow. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!
Sign.

By figganigga

kumbe wewe ni dume..!!!.
Ndo maana ulikuwa hujibu pm zangu. dah!..nimeponea chupuchupu ilikuwa imebaki kuchezea ban tu. samahani sana mkuu. mia

Kuwa makini utajiumiza mwenyewe kwa kugues kwako

Bora si tulio kwenye ndoa tayari hayo mambo tushaachana nayo. Yaani kila siku sherehe! Tena nimekumbuka, ngoja nipitie Kongwa beef nibebe mboga mama watoto atengenezewe supu akisherehekea our new born!

By Judgement

Mtoto una hatari wewe!
Hivi kwa mujibu wa law act of 1978 cap No 309/65FR/01 unaweza kushtakiwa kwa kosa la uchochezi. Unachochea pu*yeto sio? Na sabuni zikipotea madukani nyie mtafulia nini?

Mh! Hapo nimetulia kama maji mtungini

By Mmwaminifu

Wasiwasi wangu ni fruits salads zitakuwa adimu kwani matango yatakuwa na double use.

Hehe wewe tumefika huko lini?

By stevoh

Tunataka kupandisha uchumi wa nch yetu!

stevoh you have said it well my brother! ila kama magari subirieni ya mfinyanzi!

By Junior. Cux

kwenye swala la ku clear bill ndo mnaona nafasi ya mwanaume but kuosha vyombo, kufuna na kazi zingine haki sawa kwa wote.. kweli hiki kizazi cha masista du, ata iweje mgomo hauepukiki ndo dawa yenu hiyo

Asante kwa kuniunga mkono

By cacico

Preta, bora basi umhudumie usubirie excellent results, lol, unalihudumia kumbe ni www.bamialisis.co.tz, wallah akichanganya na miwhisky kushnei! chali! yaani, halafu eti wanataka magari! labda magari ya mfinyanzi, nitakwenda makongo juu nimtengenezee mmoja wenu moja! lol!, liwe tayaritayari maana birthday zipo kila siku! lol

Labdawa kwako...

By stevoh

Boyfriend wako hajapata habari nadhani hajajiunga

yupo humu sana....uzuri nilishamueleza kabla ya hii thread.....

By stevoh

Hehe wewe tumefika huko lini?

Unadhani wote wanaweza kununua dildo? Wengine ndo wanatumia hizo. We hujagundua kuwa matango yenye upele hayapo sokoni siku hizi? Do a small research mkuu.

By cacico

Preta yaani niliolewa at the age of 20, mdogo wangu 17, my elder sis 21, so hatukupata muda wa kudanganywa kwa kweli, yaani mtu wangu wa kwanza, wa pili akaja kuwa mume mpaka kesho! sasa mziki upo kwa cousins, watoto wa wamama wakubwa na wadogo, mpaka huwa nawahurumia wanavyodanganywa! mmoja anakaa a-town. kaja huku kumeet na huyo mtu wake, ndio hivyo nauli kajilipia, tax kalipa, vinywaji! eeehhh kulivyokucha ananihadithia hiyo story nikamwambia twende kinondoni duka la dildo, uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i dildo hazilipi bill wala hazifilisi, hazina wivu, zipo kimyaaaaaaaaaaa zinaomba tu TANESCO wasikate umeme, zipo kazini 24/7. kazi ipo wallah!

sasa huyo aliyejileta kwa kujilipia nauli.....anasubiri nini kutupa kule hilo ligarasha......wenzake wanalamba madume yeye anaishia kulamba magarasha.....mwambie achange karata aanze mchezo upya.....alaaaaaa.......

By stevoh

Labdawa kwako...

mie huo mkataba niliufunga looooong tyme my kaka! nala tu hogo langu kwa sasa, kwa raha zangu!

By stevoh

Kuwa makini utajiumiza mwenyewe kwa kugues kwako

nimesha umia tayari. Mia

By Preta

sasa huyo aliyejileta kwa kujilipia nauli.....anasubiri nini kutupa kule hilo ligarasha......wenzake wanalamba madume yeye anaishia kulamba magarasha.....mwambie achange karata aanze mchezo upya.....alaaaaaa.......

ameshalitupa kuleeeeeeeeeeeeeee long tym Preta, ana kazi ya kubeep tu, toka asubuhi! yaani, yaani, uwiiiiii tuwaombee sana watoto wetu kwa MUUMBA JUU wasijepata mapunga, au dizaini hizi za wanaume! waandamanaji nao tupa kuleeeeeeeeeee! unaandamana we hata vitz ulileta lini??

By Preta

ewaaaaa.....mianaume ya hivi huwa naishangaa sana.....sioni tatizo mimi kuclear bill na nini.....lakini basi mtu aonyeshe uanaume wake.....hivi huwa watu hawaoni aibu....
eti nyie wanaume.....kulipiwa kila siku bill na msichana wako huoni noma.....nawauliza......!!!!!! !

Preta hivi ni wewe au macho yangu yanaona makengeza
Hebu nikatafute miwani yangu maana hii niliyo nayo naona inaona nyota nyota sielewi
Yaani unakuja kuniumbua hivi hivi aise
Kumbe siku ile unalipa bill ulikuwa unanichora eehhh

By cacico

ameshalitupa kuleeeeeeeeeeeeeee long tym Preta, ana kazi ya kubeep tu, toka asubuhi! yaani, yaani, uwiiiiii tuwaombee sana watoto wetu kwa MUUMBA JUU wasijepata mapunga, au dizaini hizi za wanaume! waandamanaji nao tupa kuleeeeeeeeeee! unaandamana we hata vitz ulileta lini??

haloo halooo.....lakini mbona hii thread tunachangia wachache hivi cacico.....wako wapi wanaume wagomaji yaarabi....

By Mr Rocky

Preta hivi ni wewe au macho yangu yanaona makengeza
Hebu nikatafute miwani yangu maana hii niliyo nayo naona inaona nyota nyota sielewi
Yaani unakuja kuniumbua hivi hivi aise
Kumbe siku ile unalipa bill ulikuwa unanichora eehhh

nilikuchorajeeee......yani unipeleke kibo palace, halafu ndio date ya kwanza.....bill mwenyewe uliiona.....hivi ni kwa nini ulifanya vile....?

By Preta

haloo halooo.....lakini mbona hii thread tunachangia wachache hivi cacico.....wako wapi wanaume wagomaji yaarabi....

Preta mmoja hapa ofisini kwetu kazima na laptop kabisa asione chochote, wanaona haya kuchangia aibu zimewajaa! au ndio wanaandaa maandamano??? hebu tungoje!

By cacico

Preta mmoja hapa ofisini kwetu kazima na laptop kabisa asione chochote, wanaona haya kuchangia aibu zimewajaa! au ndio wanaandaa maandamano??? hebu tungoje!

wamezoea kutusema.....sasa na sisi tunatoa tuliyoyahifadhi.....wamezidi.. ..

By Preta

nilikuchorajeeee......yani unipeleke kibo palace, halafu ndio date ya kwanza.....bill mwenyewe uliiona.....hivi ni kwa nini ulifanya vile....?

We utanipelekaje sehem ngumu kiasi hicho aise
Mi nishazoea nina elfu ishirini yangu nyama choma pale cet garden au pale makaburini na chupa mbili tatu za bia inatosha sasa wewe unanipeleka sehem chupa ya wine tuu Laki
Preta angalia mfuko bana siku nyingine uulize kabisa aise mfukoni zipo

By Mr Rocky

We utanipelekaje sehem ngumu kiasi hicho aise
Mi nishazoea nina elfu ishirini yangu nyama choma pale cet garden au pale makaburini na chupa mbili tatu za bia inatosha sasa wewe unanipeleka sehem chupa ya wine tuu Laki
Preta angalia mfuko bana siku nyingine uulize kabisa aise mfukoni zipo

he he....we ulivyoona tunaelekea huko kwanini hukubadili muelekeo......
basi muwe mnasema cash flow ikoje....sio kujifanya mnakufa na tai shingoni.....huwa mkiwa wakweli tuna huruma sana....tunaweza kuwapa hela zetu muweke mfukoni ili uonekane kidume wakati wa kulipa....