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      Sura pana hivi.........anapenda kupaka lipstic ............umbo namba nane. Jina lake ni madame B.

      Ni mke wa kaka alimtoroka mwezi uliopita kisa ni ukata alioupata kaka baada ya kufukuzwa kazi ya ulinzi...Ki-ukweli alicheza lile dili lakini likabuma.

      Kaka anampenda sana na nitaweka jina lake hivi karibuni...........Shemeji Madame B kwa nini utoroke?

      Kwa sasa nasikia anaishi kinyumba na mhaya mmoja nimepata jina lake moja, anaitwa Ruhazwe JR....PLIZ charminglady, Kipipi, sweetlady, Erickb52 nisaidieni kumtafuta kokote mlipo......kaka anaweza kupoteza maisha kwa presha..sitanii
      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      ucjali platozoom nikimpata ntakwambia!
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      mmmmmmmh
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      Heeh!! Mbona hamkusema mapema mpaka vikao vya harusi vishaanza?
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      Asante charminglady ukimuona nistue.............si unajua tena shemeji yako...hatutki atutoke
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      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By Kipipi
      Heeh!! Mbona hamkusema mapema mpaka vikao vya harusi vishaanza?
      Vikao vya harusi gani? nifahamishe tafadhali, vyamhusu shemeji yangu?
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      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Mweeeee!
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      Quote By Kongosho
      mmmmmmmh
      Umemuona?
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      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      platozoom si bure, huenda kaka yako amelishwa limbwata
      Mke amechumbiwa na mume mwingine na mahari ishatolewa, leo unatubania pua hapa "eti namtafuta mke wa kaka"
      Give us a Clutch!
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      Mweeeee!
      Sijakuelewa.....umemuona?
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      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Laa la la laaaa! Mwe yamekuwa haya? Madame B kumbe ndivyo ulivyo ati?
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      Shemeji niko huku kusikokuwa na jina.
      Shemeji,
      Kaka yako aliniambia kuwa yeye ni Meneja wa CRDB Bank tawi la Millenium Tower.
      Siku si nikaenda kwa kushtukiza,
      lahaula lakwata.....!!!
      Sikuamini macho yangu,
      kwani nilimkuta yuko kifua wazi,jasho linamtoka,kachafuka vumbi mwili mzima yuko Parking anafagia na kufuta vumbi magari.
      Shemeji,
      Kaka yako simuhitaji.
      Niko huku nakula bata kwa kwenda mbele.
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      Quote By zinduna
      platozoom si bure, huenda kaka yako amelishwa limbwata
      mke amechumbiwa na mume mwingine na mahari ishatolewa, leo unatubania pua hapa "eti namtafuta mke wa kaka"
      give us a clutch!
      Zinduna hebu msikize vizuri kijana wa watu, yuko sirious ujue, unamsaidiaje?
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      Quote By Zinduna
      platozoom si bure, huenda kaka yako amelishwa limbwata
      Mke amechumbiwa na mume mwingine na mahari ishatolewa, leo unatubania pua hapa "eti namtafuta mke wa kaka"
      Give us a Clutch!
      Zinduna Kwa nini aondoke bila kuaga......na ujue hajapewa talaka kwa hiyo ni mke halali wa kaka..Au wewe ndiye uliemtorosha.Hivi ndivyo mnavyofundishwa kwenye unyago wa kimakonde!!
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      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By Zinduna
      platozoom si bure, huenda kaka yako amelishwa limbwata
      Mke amechumbiwa na mume mwingine na mahari ishatolewa, leo unatubania pua hapa "eti namtafuta mke wa kaka"
      Give us a Clutch!
      Zinduna Kwa nini aondoke bila kuaga......na ujue hajapewa talaka kwa hiyo ni mke halali wa kaka..Au wewe ndiye uliemtorosha.Hivi ndivyo mnavyofundishwa kwenye unyago wa kimakonde!!
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      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By salok
      zinduna hebu msikize vizuri kijana wa watu, yuko sirious ujue, unamsaidiaje?
      mwambie SALOK
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      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By madame b
      shemeji niko huku kusikokuwa na jina.
      Shemeji,
      kaka yako aliniambia kuwa yeye ni meneja wa crdb bank tawi la millenium tower.
      Siku si nikaenda kwa kushtukiza,
      lahaula lakwata.....!!!
      Sikuamini macho yangu,
      kwani nilimkuta yuko kifua wazi,jasho linamtoka,kachafuka vumbi mwili mzima yuko parking anafagia na kufuta vumbi magari.
      Shemeji,
      kaka yako simuhitaji.
      Niko huku nakula bata kwa kwenda mbele.
      mlaani shetani Madame B, kweli umefikia kubwabwaja haya hadharani??
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      Pigeni keleleeeee....
      Mi najilia kakitu hapa!
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      Quote By Madame B
      Shemeji niko huku kusikokuwa na jina.
      Shemeji,
      Kaka yako aliniambia kuwa yeye ni Meneja wa CRDB Bank tawi la Millenium Tower.
      Siku si nikaenda kwa kushtukiza,
      lahaula lakwata.....!!!
      Sikuamini macho yangu,
      kwani nilimkuta yuko kifua wazi,jasho linamtoka,kachafuka vumbi mwili mzima yuko Parking anafagia na kufuta vumbi magari.
      Shemeji,
      Kaka yako simuhitaji.
      Niko huku nakula bata kwa kwenda mbele.
      Kumbe Upo shemeji…..Hivi umesahau mawigi ya kichina aliyokuwa anakununulia kaka?

      Umesahau zile dawa za kichina za kukuzia makalio alizokuwa anakununulia?

      Umesahau kile kibanda cha nyasi cha wazazi wako alivyokikarabati na kuweka tiles?
      Umesahau ulivyokuwa unamgasi akununulie dera jipya kila alhamisi ili uende nalo ngomani mbande na maneromango kwa shangazi zako…au kimanzichana kwa wifi wa shemeji wa kaka yako?

      Yaani hayo yote umesahau………shetani gani aliyekupata?....na ole wake huyo aliekuweka kinyumba
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      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By platozoom
      mwambie SALOK
      platozoom shemeji yako lazima atakuwa ana mapepo huyu si bure, mbona kabadilika hivi? Zinduna nae atakuwa anahusika si umeona maneno yake ee??
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