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      Default Wana Chitchat Namtafuta mke wa kaka.... ametoroka nisaidieni kumtafuta

      Sura pana hivi.........anapenda kupaka lipstic ............umbo namba nane. Jina lake ni madame B.

      Ni mke wa kaka alimtoroka mwezi uliopita kisa ni ukata alioupata kaka baada ya kufukuzwa kazi ya ulinzi...Ki-ukweli alicheza lile dili lakini likabuma.

      Kaka anampenda sana na nitaweka jina lake hivi karibuni...........Shemeji Madame B kwa nini utoroke?

      Kwa sasa nasikia anaishi kinyumba na mhaya mmoja nimepata jina lake moja, anaitwa Ruhazwe JR....PLIZ charminglady, Kipipi, sweetlady, Erickb52 nisaidieni kumtafuta kokote mlipo......kaka anaweza kupoteza maisha kwa presha..sitanii
      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By Saint Ivuga
      charminglady ile kitu imeshika? inabidi twende tukapime ..one month gone already
      babe gal/babe boy is coming sooner..ahhahaaaha a what a joy!
      JF the best place to be. and the POWER of God be with us all the time.

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      Quote By Saint Ivuga
      NA HII HAPA.
      Nahisi damu inanuka......! ngoja nitafute zuna
      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By Saint Ivuga
      charminglady SIJAKUONA KAMA SIKU MBILI HIVI CHUKUA MAUA KWANZA NA A GLASS OF WINE .
      Mpaka nawaonea donge.

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      Quote By Saint Ivuga
      charminglady ile kitu imeshika? inabidi twende tukapime ..one month gone already
      charminglady umeona watia sumu wameanza?
      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By Madame B
      Mpaka nawaonea donge.

      Kesi ya kaka unayo we endelea..na unalotaka kufanya wewe na Saint Ivuga kunitenganisha na my sweet charminglady hamtafanikiwa
      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By Saint Ivuga
      babe gal/babe boy is coming sooner..ahhahaaaha a what a joy!
      Nakutizama tu.....nataka kuona mwisho wako
      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By Madame B
      Shemeji niko huku kusikokuwa na jina.
      Shemeji,
      Kaka yako aliniambia kuwa yeye ni Meneja wa CRDB Bank tawi la Millenium Tower.
      Siku si nikaenda kwa kushtukiza,
      lahaula lakwata.....!!!
      Sikuamini macho yangu,
      kwani nilimkuta yuko kifua wazi,jasho linamtoka,kachafuka vumbi mwili mzima yuko Parking anafagia na kufuta vumbi magari.
      Shemeji,
      Kaka yako simuhitaji.
      Niko huku nakula bata kwa kwenda mbele.
      Heeeeh!!

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      Quote By Judgement
      Figganigga! Nini mbaya?
      MadameB unamtaka!
      Beibe Nasty unamtaka!
      Jane tripe zero nae pia !
      Fcbk una wake wa4.
      Twitter unao wa3
      hapa napo demand yako ndiyo hiyo!
      Are you come from King Mswati clans or what ?
      Unazo nanii mbili nini ? Sio moja such as normal ?
      Mkuu nasty nmekuachia baada ya kuona unachonga sana hadi ukaplan kuntoa mshipa. Niachie madame B bana. Huyu ndo size yangu. Safari hii naoa kabisa. Mia

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      Quote By figganigga
      Mkuu nasty nmekuachia baada ya kuona unachonga sana hadi ukaplan kuntoa mshipa. Niachie madame B bana. Huyu ndo size yangu. Safari hii naoa kabisa. Mia
      mnamgombea shemeji....kweli dunia duara
      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By Madame B
      Shemeji nina zawadi yako nzuuuri nimekuandalia usiku wa leo.
      Lakini usimwambie kaka a'ko.
      Uifate saa 7 au 8 usiku.
      kuwa na mtu ka wewe ni ugonjwa usio na tiba ndo mana nkakimbia

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      Quote By figganigga
      Mkuu nasty nmekuachia baada ya kuona unachonga sana hadi ukaplan kuntoa mshipa. Niachie madame B bana. Huyu ndo size yangu. Safari hii naoa kabisa. Mia
      figganigga apia kama kweli unataka kunioa.
      Ila kabla ya yote naomba kujua yafuatayo:
      1. Umeajiriwa au umejiajiri
      2. Mshahara wako kwa mwezi Tsh ngapi?
      3. Una magari mangapi?
      4. Akaunti yako ina sh ngapi?
      5. Nyumba yako umeipamba kwa nini,Tiles,Tanga stone,Vitofali au sakafu ya simenti
      6. Matumizi yako kwa wiki ni sh ngapi?
      7. Unavaa nguo 'made in wapi?
      Mengine takuuliza baadae.

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      Quote By platozoom
      mnamgombea shemeji....kweli dunia duara
      mimi nataka nikate mzizi wa fitina. Huyu madame B nimesha mwingiza kwenye plan ya 2012-2013. so kama alikuwa wao ni zamani sio sasa hivi. nmesha kuja mwenyewe. Mia

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      Quote By figganigga
      Mkuu nasty nmekuachia baada ya kuona unachonga sana hadi ukaplan kuntoa mshipa. Niachie madame B bana. Huyu ndo size yangu. Safari hii naoa kabisa. Mia
      we nae unatokea wap?...mi watu bwana nimpendezeshe mpenzi wangu vimacho kodokodo.ntakugeuza vocha ooh!

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      Quote By Madame B
      figganigga apia kama kweli unataka kunioa.
      Ila kabla ya yote naomba kujua yafuatayo:
      1. Umeajiriwa au umejiajiri
      2. Mshahara wako kwa mwezi Tsh ngapi?
      3. Una magari mangapi?
      4. Akaunti yako ina sh ngapi?
      5. Nyumba yako umeipamba kwa nini,Tiles,Tanga stone,Vitofali au sakafu ya simenti
      6. Matumizi yako kwa wiki ni sh ngapi?
      7. Unavaa nguo 'made in wapi?
      Mengine takuuliza baadae.
      mimi nikisema utaona najitapa au nalinga. Muulize X-GIRLFRIEND atakupa full data. Mia

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      Quote By figganigga
      mimi nataka nikate mzizi wa fitina. Huyu madame B nimesha mwingiza kwenye plan ya 2012-2013. so kama alikuwa wao ni zamani sio sasa hivi. nmesha kuja mwenyewe. Mia
      unamuingiza kwenye plan?ha,ha,..subir ntakacho kufanya

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      Quote By Ruhazwe JR
      we nae unatokea wap?...mi watu bwana nimpendezeshe mpenzi wangu vimacho kodokodo.ntakugeuza vocha ooh!
      Wewe mrembo kashindwa tabia zako. unapotea siku 5 huonekani, hata ukirudi hautagi wala huwiki. ndo maana akamua kukimbilia kwangu. alipo kuwa kwako ulimuona hafai, amekuja kwangu unajifanya kuungama. nipo radhi unigeuze mrupo lakini huyu mrembo sikurudishi ng'oo!. wewe endelea na hao hao ulio kuwa unamlingishia. hii ndo dawa ya wanaume macho juu. Mia

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      Quote By figganigga
      mimi nataka nikate mzizi wa fitina. Huyu madame B nimesha mwingiza kwenye plan ya 2012-2013. so kama alikuwa wao ni zamani sio sasa hivi. nmesha kuja mwenyewe. Mia
      Kwa hiyo na wewe unataka umwage damu............ Madame B ni wetu na atabaki kuwa shemeji yangu..full stop...by the way nina mkutano naye usiku huu saa 7.
      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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      Quote By platozoom
      Kwa hiyo na wewe unataka umwage damu............ Madame B ni wetu na atabaki kuwa shemeji yangu..full stop...by the way nina mkutano naye usiku huu saa 7.
      hakuna kitu kama hicho. utapita wapi?. Hayo mambo yalikuwa zamani. nmewapa nafasi mkashindwa kuitumia. sasa ama zangu ama zenu. hapa hamna shemeji wala jirani. mia

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      Breaking news:

      Usiku wa leo majira ya saa 7:30 nimekutana na shemeji yangu Madame B na tumeongea mambo mengi ya msingi kuhusu kuvunjika ndoa yake na kaka...........na kimsingi amekubali kuwa makosa yalikuwa yake.

      Na kwa taratibu za mila zetu ikabidi nimsafishe mkosi na nuksi aliyoipata kipindi akiwa na Ruhazwe JR.....it was fantastic tambiko...............Na kwa sasa ameamua kukaa na mimi kwa siku moja zaidi kwa sababu amepata mkosi mwingine hivi karibuni kwa sababu ya maneno ya mzee wa mia figganiggawakati..... taratibu nyingine zitafuata baadaye.

      Asanteni nyoote mlinisaidia kumtafuta......hasa my braza SALOK
      "Education is something that remain in your head after forgeting what you learn at school"

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