Topic: Baadhi ya misemo ya WanaJF

Kuna watu humu wana misemo, vichekesho, n.k na hata ukiingia JF ukiwa na hasira unawezajikuta unaangua kicheko cha nguvu hadharani. Misemo mingine ni kama trade mark kwa baadhi ya members. Kwa mfano, ni nadra sana kukuta post ya Mkandara ambayo haijaanza na "Mkuu wangu" hata kama anayemjibu alimtukana. Au AshaDii bila kumalizia threads zake na "Pamoja Saana" basi hiyo itakuwa sio uzi wake.

Misemo mingine basi tuu inakufanya usitake kuikosa JF. Nimejaribu kuonhoresha baadhi ya misemo niliyokutana nayo. Some made my day. Najua ipo misemo mingi wanaJF humu, so ongezea tafadhali.

1. Your wish is my control – Invisible
2. Pamoja Saaana – AshaDii
3. Mkuu Wangu – Mkandara
4. Usitake Ncheke – Faiza Foxy
5. Mimi like sana wanaume wa jf - Smile
6. Oh boy – Mzee Mwanakijiji
7. Kwani Kongosho ni mwanamke???!?! – TANMO
8. Kwa mwanamke aliyekamilika kutongozwa siyo story. Story ni kama ungetendwa Kinyume cha tabia au maumbile – Consigliere
9. Pumba nyingine hazifai hata kulisha ng'ombe – Lizzy
10. Bora Tanganyika, Tanzania wizi mtupu - Kumbakumba
11. Nguruwe na ngiri wote haramu, ni mfano tu – Kongosho
12. Lakini jamani bandugu kutongoza ni crime? Kutongozwa je? – bht
13. Wenye akili zetu maeneo ya hivi tunayapita kama vile hakuna hata sisimizi! – PakaJimmy
14. Ujue mie mtoto wa fisadi??..kwetu kuna tv mpaka chooni ati, Nikimwambia baba utapata shida sana... – sweetlady
15. Nalog off – Washawasha
16. It's nice to admit when you're shitty! - Peasant
17. Kama hupenda c.r.a.p acha kuandika c.r.a.p – Lizzy
18. Itakuwa una plasmodium wengi kichwani kwako – nsangaman
19. Sasa ndio najua maana ya "chit - chat"! – SMU
20. Inabidi watu waelewe maana halisi ya neno "kuoana" na si kuoa au kuolewa – Faiza Foxy
21. Nikipata mwenza humu JF na kubahatika kupata mtoto, nitamwita mtoto Paw - BADILI TABIA
22. Unachotaka kufanya ni sawa na maharage yakatae kuiva halafu unayaponda kwa mwiko, jibu ni kuwa hayajaiva tu na hayatakuwa na ladha Kongosho
23. Yani huyu dada cjui kaweka ulimbo kwenye hii sredi yake kila nkitaka kutoka najikuta naendelea kusoma comment za watu kwa fupi leo nimeiba muda wa mwajiri pasee na sasa naishia hadi kesho hata sredi nyingine cjasoma – sakapal
24. JF is never boring – The Boss

Chao

By sweetlady

Cookie nimependa signature yako.....naomba niuzie.

sweetlady ..... okay let us do barter trade ..... tubadilishane wewe tumia yangu na mimi nitatumia yako ... sawa?

Ina maana mie sina msemo unaochekesha humu..............!

By Mtambuzi

Ina maana mie sina msemo unaochekesha humu..............!

wewe si unaogopa wanao wasikusemee.........ndo maana hauna msemo...

Mbwa wako asipobweka bweka mwenyewe-Konnie
Wewe ni he au she-@Bishanga
Hunijui sikujui achana na mimi-Lizzy ft TF&Konnie
Leo nasikiliza tum,nachukua notisi-@Mwali

By Kongosho

Mbwa wako asipobweka bweka mwenyewe-Konnie
Wewe ni he au she-@Bishanga
Hunijui sikujui achana na mimi-Lizzy ft TF&Konnie
Leo nasikiliza tum,nachukua notisi-@Mwali

Yani wifi umeniwahi. . .
Nimeingia kwenye hii thread nikiwa na lengo la kuandika namba 1 na 3. . .

Nwy asante EMT. . kuna za watu natamani kuziweka kwenye rekodi ila sizikumbuki vizuri.

By Cookie

sweetlady ..... okay let us do barter trade ..... tubadilishane wewe tumia yangu na mimi nitatumia yako ... sawa?

Sawa!.....tunaanza sa ngapi?

To put it another way: If you are not satisfied with us just tell us, but if you are satisfied, happy and enjoyed our services and our policies, let others know and bring them over. EMT



Halafu kuna yule mngine hata nashindwa kumnukuu hapa, nimejikuta nacheka tu. Nikimaliza kucheka narudi kumtaja. Kweli JF is never Boring ( The Boss )

By sweetlady

Kusutwa inakaribia kuwa suna kwa wanaume - Erickb52

Inahuu - Bishanga

Think EMT think - klorokwini

Ngastuka! - sweetlady
Mwanaume hajaumbwa kwa ajili ya mwanamke mmoja - Asprin
Soulmate - Mbu na MwanajamiiOne

By klorokwini

Ngastuka! - sweetlady
Mwanaume hajaumbwa kwa ajili ya mwanamke mmoja - Asprin
Soulmate - Mbu na MwanajamiiOne

mic u lawyer

By Kabakabana

mic u lawyer

miss u 4, ulkuwa wapi? au kuna njemba imechukua jumla?

Think, loya Think.
Unataka kuliwa.

By klorokwini

miss u 4, ulkuwa wapi? au kuna njemba imechukua jumla?

By klorokwini

miss u 4, ulkuwa wapi? au kuna njemba imechukua jumla?

nipate wapi ndugu yangu?ndo nilikuwa nataka nikwambie untaftie lawyer mwenzako anilee,nimejaa upweke na hii baridi ya A town

By Kongosho

Think, loya Think.
Unataka kuliwa.

hahaha wifi vipi tena?mbona unaniharibia?

By Kongosho

Think, loya Think.
Unataka kuliwa.

heheeh kibarua chenyewe kimeota mbawa, mi mwenyewe natafta jimama linilee sasa, maisha ishakuwa ngumu hapa mjini.
kwa ufupi haibiwi mtu labda bishanga

By Kabakabana

nipate wapi ndugu yangu?ndo nilikuwa nataka nikwambie untaftie lawyer mwenzako anilee,nimejaa upweke na hii baridi ya A town

Ok, utapokea PM ya kiingereza soon, jiandae kuwa muke ya muzungu

By sweetlady

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!! lol.....afu nilikuwa namtania mtu fulani hivi, mie wala sio mtoto wa fisadi bana!....nimecheka manake umewezaje kuifukua ni ya long sana.

Hansards za JF hazifutiki ati.
Nafikiri niliikuta kwenye uzi wa Mpolee

By RussianRoulette

Halafu kuna yule mngine hata nashindwa kumnukuu hapa, nimejikuta nacheka tu. Nikimaliza kucheka narudi kumtaja. Kweli JF is never Boring ( The Boss )

Bado unacheka tuu?

By klorokwini

Ok, utapokea PM ya kiingereza soon, jiandae kuwa muke ya muzungu

be fast my legs are up.

By EMT

Bado unacheka tuu?

Najua unaakili sana, na kwa vile unaakili umesha mjua.

Haya, ya shemeji yangu mpendwa hii hapa: Dont take jf too seriously - Kaizer

Khaaaaa, mweeeeeee, jamaaani - shantel

Leo ukilala na mkeo ukamwangalia usoni unaweza ukaona sura ya Tores.....by @Klorikwini