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      Au wadau mnasemaje?
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      Ngoja nisijibu.
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      hasa mie nifanyeje hali hali ni mbaya? Think loya think! ngoja na mie nikathink upya.

      tunakubaliana moja lkn. katiba mpya inatakiwa amendments lazima wale wa kando wawepo

      wakiwakilishwa na sweetlady na Ndahani! loya andaa katiba tafwazali. teh teh

      asikose Kongosho na babu Asprin ku seal. lemme think kwanza mengine.
      Baada ya kumaliza weekend, Erotica umetukumbuka na umekumbuka katiba mpya...duuh
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      Mungu wangu baba wa mbinguni naomba uwasamehe watumishi wako Erotica na RR dhambi zao zote walizotenda hapa duniani na vitandani, tangu walipozaliwa mpaka watakapo RIP. Kwakuwa mwenyewe unaona jinsi walivyomwaga haya mayuziful posts hapa chini.
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      Dark City[/B] na Asprin. ujumbe babu Asp nimemiss ukaguzi wako yakinifu.
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      @Teamo, Bigirita, fidel08, @GY, Kaizer, Asprin, The Finest, Maskini Jeuri Kimey tukutane pale pale pa kawaida...
      Napenda kuwachezea kibao cha responsibly
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      Midume mtanisamehe sana. Hapa anasalimiwa tabibu mwenzangu klorokwini peke yake... Ujumbe: Ongeza juhudi, wodi imefurika huku.

      Samahani eti leo ni jumangapi?

      Baada ya kusema hayo natangaza rasmi.... SRED KLOZD..
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      Asprin

      Hahaha weee kaa tu, kuna siku utaambia leo ndo ile siku ya hesabu, wewe unauliza jumaa ngapi!
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      Quote By Asprin
      Mungu wangu baba wa mbinguni naomba uwasamehe watumishi wako Erotica na RR dhambi zao zote walizotenda hapa duniani na vitandani, tangu walipozaliwa mpaka watakapo RIP. Kwakuwa mwenyewe unaona jinsi walivyomwaga haya mayuziful posts hapa chini.......

      Vitanda havina dhambi zozote! Asprin
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      Babu Asprin sikubali, yaani mie umeniweka wa mbali hivyo pamoja na kuwa Asali wako?
      Naandamana kwa kweli.

      Afu badilisha lile godoro, limekuwa ulimi sana.
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      Wafuatao wanasalimiwa na ODM akiwa kitandani bila kuzingatia itifaki... AshaDii. RussianRoulette, sweetlady, MwanajamiiOne, Cantalisia, @Zion Daughter, bht, Preta, Blaki Womani, Kongosho asali ya ODM, King'asti, FirstLady1, Amyner, mkwe Fixed Point, agemate Mamndenyi, Mwalimu Gaijin Kabakabana, Mdaiwa wangu sugu Prishaz Lily Flower na nani tena ooh doh huyu sio wa kumsahau, mzaa chema wangu gfsonwin.... Ujumbe: Karibuni kaunta ya juu...

      Midume mtanisamehe sana. Hapa anasalimiwa tabibu mwenzangu klorokwini peke yake... Ujumbe: Ongeza juhudi, wodi imefurika huku.

      Samahani eti leo ni jumangapi?

      Baada ya kusema hayo natangaza rasmi.... SRED KLOZD..
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      Quote By Gaijin
      Asprin

      Hahaha weee kaa tu, kuna siku utaambia leo ndo ile siku ya hesabu, wewe unauliza jumaa ngapi!
      Hivi mwalimu wangu Gaijin, ni nini tofauti kati ya hesabu na hisabati?

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      Vitanda havina dhambi zozote! Asprin
      Ni kweli RR vitanda havina dhambi ila dhambi inatokeamo kwenye vitanda vyenye magodoro....

      Quote By Kongosho
      Babu Asprin sikubali, yaani mie umeniweka wa mbali hivyo pamoja na kuwa Asali wako?
      Naandamana kwa kweli.

      Afu badilisha lile godoro, limekuwa ulimi sana.
      Hahaha we Kongosho asali ya ODM hujasoma maandiko kuwa wa kwanza atakuwa wa mwisho na wa mwisho atakuwa wa kwanza? Basi ukialikwa kwenye harusi usiketi katika kiti cha mbele.... Godoro ntabadili ila sitakikaza kitanda ili majirani wasikiemo kinavyolia wajuemo kinachoendeleamo.
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      Quote By Asprin
      Mungu wangu baba wa mbinguni naomba uwasamehe watumishi wako Erotica na RR dhambi zao zote walizotenda hapa duniani na vitandani, tangu walipozaliwa mpaka watakapo RIP. Kwakuwa mwenyewe unaona jinsi walivyomwaga haya mayuziful posts hapa chini.



      Wafuatao wanasalimiwa na ODM akiwa kitandani bila kuzingatia itifaki... AshaDii. RussianRoulette, sweetlady, MwanajamiiOne, Cantalisia, @Zion Daughter, bht, Preta, Blaki Womani, Kongosho asali ya ODM, King'asti, FirstLady1, Amyner, mkwe Fixed Point, agemate Mamndenyi, Mwalimu Gaijin Kabakabana, Mdaiwa wangu sugu Prishaz Lily Flower na nani tena ooh doh huyu sio wa kumsahau, mzaa chema wangu gfsonwin.... Ujumbe: Karibuni kaunta ya juu...

      Midume mtanisamehe sana. Hapa anasalimiwa tabibu mwenzangu klorokwini peke yake... Ujumbe: Ongeza juhudi, wodi imefurika huku.

      Samahani eti leo ni jumangapi?

      Baada ya kusema hayo natangaza rasmi.... SRED KLOZD..
      Mzee Mwenzangu Aspirin,

      Hizi salamu za kutokea kitandani zimenitisha...kulikoni?

      Ila mwaliko wa counter ya juu umefika...mwambie mhudumu aniwekee ndovu baridi 2 tafadhali!
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      Mzee Mwenzangu Aspirin,

      Hizi salamu za kutokea kitandani zimenitisha...kulikoni?

      Ila mwaliko wa counter ya juu umefika...mwambie mhudumu aniwekee ndovu baridi 2 tafadhali!
      Usijali mzee mwenzangu Mwalimu,

      Ni jukumu letu wazee kusaidiana kuwalea hawa wajukuu wa kizazi cha dot com.

      BTW nichome na mbuzi kabisa au utashushia na mishikaki?
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      Usijali mzee mwenzangu Mwalimu,

      Ni jukumu letu wazee kusaidiana kuwalea hawa wajukuu wa kizazi cha dot com.

      BTW nichome na mbuzi kabisa au utashushia na mishikaki?
      Mbuzi itakuwa murua mkuu....mguu mzima utatosha!
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      babu Asprin asante kwa salamu nawasoma wewe na Mwalimu hapo juu nawaandalia na mbavu 2kabisa
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      Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - "Dr. Sues"

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      babu Asprin asante kwa salamu nawasoma wewe na Mwalimu hapo juu nawaandalia na mbavu 2kabisa
      Hahahaha Blaki Womani, huyu Mwalimu panamhusu sana kwa Mromboo huyu.... tukishapiga makitu tunahamia RIP au Picnic then..... Kamata Raum tupa kule, chukua RAV 4 weka hapa.... kamata jirani tupa kule chukua binamu weka hapa.... kamata glasi, kesto laiti na tusker malt mimina kwa wingi hapa....... afu Vruuuuuuuuuum.... dadadadadadadeki!

      Kesho kamata loku fungua hapa....manina unusu!

      Bila kusahau: Jogoo koko huwezi kumjua mpaka aanze kuwika
      ....Shimo La Panya Halifunikwi Kwa Mkate.....

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      Asante kwa salamu Babu Asprin, hayo mambo ya madai yametokea wapi tena khaa!
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      Quote By Asprin
      Hahahaha Blaki Womani, huyu Mwalimu panamhusu sana kwa Mromboo huyu.... tukishapiga makitu tunahamia RIP au Picnic then..... Kamata Raum tupa kule, chukua RAV 4 weka hapa.... kamata jirani tupa kule chukua binamu weka hapa.... kamata glasi, kesto laiti na tusker malt mimina kwa wingi hapa....... afu Vruuuuuuuuuum.... dadadadadadadeki!

      Kesho kamata loku fungua hapa....manina unusu!

      Bila kusahau: Jogoo koko huwezi kumjua mpaka aanze kuwika

      hahahahahah Mwalimu lazima achanganyikiwe kabla ya kupiga kwa mchuzi wa utumbo..... raha tupu ama kweli siku hazigandi
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      Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - "Dr. Sues"

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      Asante kwa salamu Babu Asprin, hayo mambo ya madai yametokea wapi tena khaa!
      Madai gani nimedai we Lily Flower?
      Quote By Blaki Womani
      hahahahahah Mwalimu lazima achanganyikiwe kabla ya kupiga kwa mchuzi wa utumbo..... raha tupu ama kweli siku hazigandi
      Hahaha na mapafu kwa wingiiiiiiii
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      hahahahahah Mwalimu lazima achanganyikiwe kabla ya kupiga kwa mchuzi wa utumbo..... raha tupu ama kweli siku hazigandi
      Asprin & Blaki Womani huu mti mkavu hauchimbwi dawa...ha ha haaa!!
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      Madai gani nimedai we Lily Flower?
      Kuna sun gogos nilivaa ngoja nivue then nirejee post yako ya salaam Asprin
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      Mungu wangu baba wa mbinguni naomba uwasamehe watumishi wako Erotica na RR dhambi zao zote walizotenda hapa duniani na vitandani, tangu walipozaliwa mpaka watakapo RIP. Kwakuwa mwenyewe unaona jinsi walivyomwaga haya mayuziful posts hapa chini.



      Wafuatao wanasalimiwa na ODM akiwa kitandani bila kuzingatia itifaki... AshaDii. RussianRoulette, sweetlady, MwanajamiiOne, Cantalisia, @Zion Daughter, bht, Preta, Blaki Womani, Kongosho asali ya ODM, King'asti, FirstLady1, Amyner, mkwe Fixed Point, agemate Mamndenyi, Mwalimu Gaijin Kabakabana, Mdaiwa wangu sugu Prishaz Lily Flower na nani tena ooh doh huyu sio wa kumsahau, mzaa chema wangu gfsonwin.... Ujumbe: Karibuni kaunta ya juu...

      Midume mtanisamehe sana. Hapa anasalimiwa tabibu mwenzangu klorokwini peke yake... Ujumbe: Ongeza juhudi, wodi imefurika huku.

      Samahani eti leo ni jumangapi?

      Baada ya kusema hayo natangaza rasmi.... SRED KLOZD..
      Asprin saa tatu na dakiki 02 uko kitandani unafanya nini Babu?
      Babu eti Ng'ombe hazeeki maini?
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      God time is the best..

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      Asante baba ODM kwa salam nami naziitikia kutokea kitandani juu yangu kanlalia Rejao tunapiga story babu!
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      Quote By Lily Flower
      Kuna sun gogos nilivaa ngoja nivue then nirejee post yako ya salaam Asprin
      Niko hapa nakusubiri mpaka kieleweke.. Na ole wako kisieleweke ntakubadili jinsia wallah...

      Quote By FirstLady1
      Asprin saa tatu na dakiki 02 uko kitandani unafanya nini Babu?
      Babu eti Ng'ombe hazeeki maini?
      Kitanda si ndo makao makuu ya wazee bibie FirstLady1 ? Si maini tu, hata kikojoleo chake hakipunguzi kasi ya kumwaga mkojo.
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