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      Post Ujue una laana kama.......................... ........

      1.Umefanya kazi kwenye kampuni miaka saba na hujapandishwa cheo.

      2.Unafeli hesabu,english na kiswahili pamoja.

      3.Ukiwa polisi halafu unaonea raia.

      4.Kama gari lako mwuda mwingi lipo garage kuliko kuwa barabarani.

      5.Ukiwa mshabiki wa Arsenal.

      6.Mara ya kwanza kutoka nje ya ndoa ndo mara ya kwanza kufumaniwa

      7.Umetumia photoshop halafu bado unaambiwa hupendezi.

      8.Ukikuta document zako panya kala sehemu iliyoandikwa jina.

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      endelea
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      Quote By Kadakabikile View Post
      Kama kila siku ya Ibada unaenda kanisani lakini bado haubadiliki. Ukitoka nje tu yote yaliyohubiriwa unayaacha mlangoni. Bora ubaki home tu.
      Ni laana pia kwenda kanisani siku za matukio tu
      Back to reality!!

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      heri hata hawakati tamaa,laana ndo kukata tamaa
      Hahahaaaaa ila wanatesekaga sana aisee
      Kujipenda ni Pamoja na Kuutunza Mwili wako!
      Acha Ngono,UKIMWI unaua!

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      Umetongoza zaidi ya mwezi hakijaeleweka...kama sio laana ni nini? inabidi kwenda Kaole fasta
      "Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani"

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      Quote By nelly nely View Post
      au unaamka asubuh unajikuta umekufa!
      mh hapa kuna utata.. Unaamka asubuhi.. Halafu unajikuta umekufa..?! Nelly mmmh..

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      Quote By Amyner View Post
      mh hapa kuna utata.. Unaamka asubuhi.. Halafu unajikuta umekufa..?! Nelly mmmh..
      Amyner,mmmmh!!

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      Quote By Amyner View Post
      mh hapa kuna utata.. Unaamka asubuhi.. Halafu unajikuta umekufa..?! Nelly mmmh..
      Labda unaamkia kuzimu...teh Nelly acha wewe

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      Default Re: Ujue una laana kama.......................... ........

      Mkeo akiwa analiwa na excellent

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      Quote By Dr. Wansegamila View Post
      Mkeo akiwa analiwa na excellent
      ngoja aje mwenyewe..

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      Default Re: Ujue una laana kama.......................... ........

      Aliyekutoa bikra yako bila kukuoa wakati umeitunza hadi ukubwani.

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      Quote By Samboko View Post
      Aliyekutoa bikra yako bila kukuoa wakati umeitunza hadi ukubwani.

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      ni laana pia usiponilisha vizuri mana hizo kazi si mchezo
      Ni laana usipoacha bajeti ya kutosha mlo kamili kwa mwezi mzima.
      * Nitashangaa kama hawa Watanzania watakataa kuasi. Kwanini wasiasi? * - Julius Kambarage Nyerere


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      ile siyo laana mana ni bahati mbaya tu
      Ni laana kuchukulia kila kitu bahati mbaya, wakati wanawake wa kuwowa kibao.
      * Nitashangaa kama hawa Watanzania watakataa kuasi. Kwanini wasiasi? * - Julius Kambarage Nyerere


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      Quote By Samboko View Post
      Aliyekutoa bikra yako bila kukuoa wakati umeitunza hadi ukubwani.
      Duh hii ni laana...ila km alikubali ni makosa yake....

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      Quote By TaiJike View Post
      Ni laana kuchukulia kila kitu bahati mbaya, wakati wanawake wa kuwowa kibao.
      Ni laana kupiga nyeto wakati madem wanalilia hizo mb** ziwasugue

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      Quote By Husninyo View Post
      hehehehe! Za kupotea? Dah, sio matende bana, Uumbaji tu. Lol
      Hehee swahiba mmegee sweetlady basi ajazie jazie na yeye...

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      Quote By SI unit View Post
      Ni laana kupiga nyeto wakati madem wanalilia hizo mb** ziwasugue
      ni laana msichana kumkataa mvulana

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      Quote By si unit View Post
      ni laana kupiga nyeto wakati madem wanalilia hizo mb** ziwasugue
      ** --> oo
      MP.


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