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      Post Ujue una laana kama.......................... ........

      1.Umefanya kazi kwenye kampuni miaka saba na hujapandishwa cheo.

      2.Unafeli hesabu,english na kiswahili pamoja.

      3.Ukiwa polisi halafu unaonea raia.

      4.Kama gari lako mwuda mwingi lipo garage kuliko kuwa barabarani.

      5.Ukiwa mshabiki wa Arsenal.

      6.Mara ya kwanza kutoka nje ya ndoa ndo mara ya kwanza kufumaniwa

      7.Umetumia photoshop halafu bado unaambiwa hupendezi.

      8.Ukikuta document zako panya kala sehemu iliyoandikwa jina.

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      Rejao bana, Canta leo nimemfuma kwenye boda boda anawahi kibarua.
      Aaaah!! Umefananisha..
      Canta nipo naye hapa tunakula asali mwenzi!
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      Usisahau Rejao anafanya kazi ya ulinzi wa magari, usije ukatafutwa ukaisaidie polisi. Think! canta think!
      Hahah...leo mbinu zako zote hazifanyi kazi! Canta tayar yupo kwenye himaya yangu.
      Angalizo: usimtumie PM yoyote..mimi ndiye incharge wa password yake.
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      Utakuwa na matende basi
      Upo? Shikamoo!

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      Thanxxx SL, endelea hivyo hivyo kunilindia mywaif wangu Canta..naona hawa tablets hawana nia nzuri!
      Wewe tena? Brother from another mother, wala usiwaze!..
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      Quote By Rejao View Post
      Hahah...leo mbinu zako zote hazifanyi kazi! Canta tayar yupo kwenye himaya yangu.
      Angalizo: usimtumie PM yoyote..mimi ndiye incharge wa password yake.
      Acha nimtafte faza mtambuzi nimpe chake achafue muvi sasa
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      Quote By klorokwini View Post
      Usisahau Rejao anafanya kazi ya ulinzi wa magari, usije ukatafutwa ukaisaidie polisi. Think! canta think!
      Sina wasi wasi na hilo kwan loya upo tutakukatia mkwanja wa maana utasimamia kesi km hizo,
      Isitoshe hata km angekua mgambo wa jiji,kwake sion wala sisikii,
      Nimekwama kwa rejao na kunasuliwa sitaki mie!!
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      "Be good to the people on your way up,coz you might meet them on your way down"

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      Sina wasi wasi na hilo kwan loya upo tutakukatia mkwanja wa maana utasimamia kesi km hizo,
      Isitoshe hata km angekua mgambo wa jiji,kwake sion wala sisikii,
      Nimekwama kwa rejao na kunasuliwa sitaki mie!!
      Dah! hapa kimewaka! acha nimtafte keren happuch wangu. Halaf hasira zangu mchango wa harusi stoi
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      Dah! hapa kimewaka! acha nimtafte keren happuch wangu. Halaf hasira zangu mchango wa harusi stoi
      Hahahaha hahaha,asiye na mwana aeleke jiwe lol!

      Harusi ilikuwa jana,hapa tuko hane muni nabembelezwa mie!
      "Be good to the people on your way up,coz you might meet them on your way down"

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      ukiwa mwanasimba.
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      Afu wewe
      Ngoja niwe delila nikutoboe macho kama samsoni

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      Hahahah...rejao ni bonge ya pedeshee full kugawa minoti!
      Kwa advataiz nimemkabidhi Canta ka Vits open roof ka kuendea gengeni!
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      Quote By Husninyo View Post
      Duh! Afadhali sina.
      Husny" hujambo dada angu.

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      Husny" hujambo dada angu.
      sijambo kaka, miss yuuu. We huna laana bila shaka.

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      Quote By Husninyo View Post
      sijambo kaka, miss yuuu. We huna laana bila shaka.
      Namba 7 ndio tatizo langu inawezekana nina laana..lol..

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      Namba 7 ndio tatizo langu inawezekana nina laana..lol..
      aaah wapi! Kaka yangu u bonge la HB.

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      aaah wapi! Kaka yangu u bonge la HB.
      Du! Kumbe sina laana, Mie naipenda Avatar yako.

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      , Mie naipenda Avatar yako.
      mmmh! Kweli? Nilitaka niibadilishe ila ngoja nitumie hiyo hiyo tu.

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      Quote By Excellent View Post
      ukiwa unadanganywa kwa ubwabwa mweupe halafu unauza kura
      je pilau?
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      je pilau?
      Laana pia!

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      Quote By DOMA View Post
      je pilau?
      laana kubwa sana
      Lazima nikutukane ndo ujulikane,Sikuchukii ila nakudharau!

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      ukiwa mwanasimba.
      ila,kumbe nayo laana
      Lazima nikutukane ndo ujulikane,Sikuchukii ila nakudharau!

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