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    1. 1st March 2012 22:25
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      Post Ujue una laana kama.......................... ........

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    2. 2nd March 2012 10:00
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      Quote By klorokwini
      Rejao bana, Canta leo nimemfuma kwenye boda boda anawahi kibarua.
      Aaaah!! Umefananisha..
      Canta nipo naye hapa tunakula asali mwenzi!
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      Usisahau Rejao anafanya kazi ya ulinzi wa magari, usije ukatafutwa ukaisaidie polisi. Think! canta think!
      Hahah...leo mbinu zako zote hazifanyi kazi! Canta tayar yupo kwenye himaya yangu.
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      Thanxxx SL, endelea hivyo hivyo kunilindia mywaif wangu Canta..naona hawa tablets hawana nia nzuri!
      Wewe tena? Brother from another mother, wala usiwaze!..
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      Quote By Rejao
      Hahah...leo mbinu zako zote hazifanyi kazi! Canta tayar yupo kwenye himaya yangu.
      Angalizo: usimtumie PM yoyote..mimi ndiye incharge wa password yake.
      Acha nimtafte faza mtambuzi nimpe chake achafue muvi sasa
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    7. 2nd March 2012 10:15
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      Quote By klorokwini
      Usisahau Rejao anafanya kazi ya ulinzi wa magari, usije ukatafutwa ukaisaidie polisi. Think! canta think!
      Sina wasi wasi na hilo kwan loya upo tutakukatia mkwanja wa maana utasimamia kesi km hizo,
      Isitoshe hata km angekua mgambo wa jiji,kwake sion wala sisikii,
      Nimekwama kwa rejao na kunasuliwa sitaki mie!!
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      Sina wasi wasi na hilo kwan loya upo tutakukatia mkwanja wa maana utasimamia kesi km hizo,
      Isitoshe hata km angekua mgambo wa jiji,kwake sion wala sisikii,
      Nimekwama kwa rejao na kunasuliwa sitaki mie!!
      Dah! hapa kimewaka! acha nimtafte keren happuch wangu. Halaf hasira zangu mchango wa harusi stoi
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      Dah! hapa kimewaka! acha nimtafte keren happuch wangu. Halaf hasira zangu mchango wa harusi stoi
      Hahahaha hahaha,asiye na mwana aeleke jiwe lol!

      Harusi ilikuwa jana,hapa tuko hane muni nabembelezwa mie!
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      ukiwa mwanasimba.
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      Afu wewe
      Ngoja niwe delila nikutoboe macho kama samsoni

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      Hahahah...rejao ni bonge ya pedeshee full kugawa minoti!
      Kwa advataiz nimemkabidhi Canta ka Vits open roof ka kuendea gengeni!
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      Quote By Husninyo
      Duh! Afadhali sina.
      Husny" hujambo dada angu.
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      Quote By ritz
      Husny" hujambo dada angu.
      sijambo kaka, miss yuuu. We huna laana bila shaka.
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      sijambo kaka, miss yuuu. We huna laana bila shaka.
      Namba 7 ndio tatizo langu inawezekana nina laana..lol..
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      Namba 7 ndio tatizo langu inawezekana nina laana..lol..
      aaah wapi! Kaka yangu u bonge la HB.
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      aaah wapi! Kaka yangu u bonge la HB.
      Du! Kumbe sina laana, Mie naipenda Avatar yako.
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      , Mie naipenda Avatar yako.
      mmmh! Kweli? Nilitaka niibadilishe ila ngoja nitumie hiyo hiyo tu.
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      je pilau?
      Laana pia!
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      ukiwa mwanasimba.
      ila,kumbe nayo laana
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