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    1. 6th December 2011 12:41
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      Mojawapo ya adhabu za uzinzi zinazoweza kutumika!

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    2. 6th December 2011 12:52
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      Safi sana hii ndo dawa yao!
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    3. 6th December 2011 12:54
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      mhhh wewe hapo unatafuta balaa
      yaani uiue baiolojia yangu hivi hivi najiona
      patachimbika
      When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams
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    4. 6th December 2011 12:58
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      sijaelewa kule zilikoenda kuingia zile nyaya ameziunganisha vipi !?
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    5. 6th December 2011 13:01
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      Hii sio adhabu mkuu....inaonesha machine battery low ndio wanajaribu kuichaji.....
      Simulated Automated Breakthroughs....
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    6. 6th December 2011 13:09
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      Quote By Vin Diesel View Post
      Hii sio adhabu mkuu....inaonesha machine battery low ndio wanajaribu kuichaji.....
      Duh mkuu umewaza mbali sana aise
      Duh sikuwaza huko kabisa
      Sasa kwa namna hiyo kweli mashine itashtuka au hapo jamaa ashakuwa tena battery low
      When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams
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    7. 6th December 2011 13:14
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      Duh mkuu umewaza mbali sana aise
      Duh sikuwaza huko kabisa
      Sasa kwa namna hiyo kweli mashine itashtuka au hapo jamaa ashakuwa tena battery low
      Hapo lazima jamaa ainuke apende asipende....shoti sio mchezo kaka
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    8. 6th December 2011 13:26
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      Safi sana hii ndo dawa yao!
      Kina nani? we humo?
      If computers have no doors or fences, why need Windows and Gates?
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    9. 6th December 2011 14:00
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      Hii sio adhabu mkuu....inaonesha machine battery low ndio wanajaribu kuichaji.....
      Lakini aisee hebu jaribu kujichaji kwa staili hiyo halafu uone utamu wake!
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    10. 6th December 2011 14:35
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      Hiyombona poa tu, baada ya maumivu kuisha inakuwa imeshajichaji. Unakuwa ngangari ile mbaya!
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    11. 6th December 2011 14:37
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      Safi sana hii ndo dawa yao!

      na huyo mwingine dawa yake nini nini?

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    12. 6th December 2011 14:40
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      sijaelewa kule zilikoenda kuingia zile nyaya ameziunganisha vipi !?
      Ha ha ha ha! Nadhani alikutanisha chanya na hasi pale kwenye "kichwa"!
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    13. 6th December 2011 15:25
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      Safi sana hii ndo dawa yao!
      ...Mh!! Na nyie vipi?? Si itawafaa hiyo?? tunapenyeza nyaza hizo kunako ile habari inayowatia kibri.....haaahaaaahaaaah
      To get something you never had, you need to do something you never did
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    14. 6th December 2011 16:20
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      Duh mkuu umewaza mbali sana aise
      Duh sikuwaza huko kabisa
      Sasa kwa namna hiyo kweli mashine itashtuka au hapo jamaa ashakuwa tena battery low
      wasalimie mwahoba
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    15. 6th December 2011 16:25
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      Hapo lazima jamaa ainuke apende asipende....shoti sio mchezo kaka
      Ila ni kwa kipindi kifupi maana hiyo ya kushtuliwa hiyo haidumu bana
      kitu iwe inafanya kazi yenyewe bila kulazimishwa sasa haya mambo ya kushtuliwa na short ni balaa
      When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams
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    16. 6th December 2011 16:26
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      wasalimie mwahoba
      Mhhhh .......................!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!??????????????
      When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams
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    17. 6th December 2011 17:12
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      ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    18. 6th December 2011 18:47
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      Haya wee.
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    19. 7th December 2011 08:04
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      Huyu mtoa adhabu itamkosti kwa sababu atahitaji kifaa badae hafu ndo asha kipiga short, nae atatoka nje
      “If you think you can do it, or you think you can't do it, You are right"
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