JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Asalaam ndugu zangu, Hakika natumaini ya kuwa wote nyie ni wazima wa Afya baada ya mihangaiko ya week nzima. Anyways, niende moja kwa moja kwenye mada, Jumapili ya leo tarehe 21/4/2024 una enjoy...
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Hivi mtu unatokaje huna hata mia? Aibu nyingine zinaepukika kuwa na akiba ya hela yako binafsi ni muhimu sana. Hii inawakumba sana Ke wengi. Back up plan ni muhimu sana.
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Mm nahitaji kumzaba Kofi Olomide shabiki yoyote wa Uto, maana wanasumbua sana kitaaa. Wewe je?
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Kundi la maprofesa waliitwa kupanda ndege. Milango ilipofungwa maprofesa walifahamishwa kuwa ndege hiyo imetengenezwa na wanafunzi wao. Maprofesa wote wakakimbilia kwenye mlango wa ndege wakiomba...
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R.I.P Nyerere, Magufuli, B Mkapa, J Kijazi, Maalim Seif, Augustino Mrema, Basil Mramba, Reganald Mengi, Ruge Mutahaba, Beno Ndulu, Getrude Lwakatare, King Majuto, Mwl Kashasha, Maalim Gurumo, TX...
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wakuu Mambo ni vipi. Mimi huwa napenda sana kusoma mada mbali mbali hapa Jf Kama kichwa cha habari kinavyosema hapo juu, Leo nitazungumizia utani wa watu hapa Jf na watu na mada ambazo...
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Unajua kwanini tuna vioo majumbani na wengine kwenye mapochi? Kupendeza! Unajua ni kwanini mara nyingi huchagua viwalo? Kupendeza! Unajua kwanini baadhi yetu hupenda watu watuangalie na...
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Sio tu Dubai na nchi nyingine huko falme za kiarabu hata mmomonyoko wa udongo mbeya pamoja na mafuriko ya Arusha na hata bwawa la monduli kupasuka chanzo ni bwawa la mwalimu Nyerere! Kwa Hali hii...
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Habari zenu Wanajukwaa! Leo nimekumbuka kipindi tuna miaka 3-7 ilikuwa ikifika jioni baada ya michezo ya siku nzima, mama anakagua miguu kama ni michafu kabla ya kuingia ndani (kuoga haikuwa...
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_________________________________ Pesa ya kuokota : Ni pesa ambayo haukulazimika kuifanyia kazi! Hapa kuna maeneo mazuri ya kutembelea ili upate hiyo bahati. 1. Tembelea Sehemu za Uoshaji...
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mungu Pombe mungu Uke mungu Nyama (BBQ). Pascal Mayalla, MBITIYAZA, Nyani Ngabu, walwa, nyoo Na nyama. _____&&&_______________________________ 1; mungu Pombe (walwa) anatumika kwenye kutambika...
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Nilipokuwa shuleni, sikuzote niliketi karibu na dirisha na kutazama jiko la kantini! Siku moja Mwanamke anayepaswa kuandaa chakula siku hiyo kaweka chumvi kisha akatoka na kwenda zake, baada ya...
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Wajuzi ebu niambieni wana maana gani kusema tap tap screen yani nimepanga apa sinza basi Kuna vibint vinasoma chuo cha ustaw wa jamii mwenge, vikitoka chuo tuu wanaanza makerere yao mpaka usiku wa...
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Sikumoja punda alikutana na punda jike, pembeni kulikuwa na nyumba ya mkulima yenye jogoo na ng'ombe. Baada ya punda dume kumwona punda jike basi akachomoa mkuyenge wake, jogoo alipoona mkuyenge...
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Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya...
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Utafiti wangu ulochukua miaka mingi hadi sasa umekuja na mkataa wa kudumu wa maneno ya hizi bajaji. Unaweza hisi inasema sijui nini " Gochionale kikachukattchu ka" 🤨🤨 Mwingine naye atasikia...
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Mimi nilikuwa na kilo 56, ni kama wiki tatu zimepita sasa. Wewe je ulikuwa na ngapi?
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Kama kungekuwa na simu mbinguni ungempigia nani kumsalimia .? If there's a phone in heaven , I could be in touch with my Grand-father ili kumjulisha kuwa yale mashamba yake makubwa tumeyauza na...
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