https://www.jamiiforums.com/ General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES! en Mon, 20 May 2013 00:09:31 GMT vBulletin 60 https://www.jamiiforums.com/template/JamiV1/default/misc/rss.png https://www.jamiiforums.com/ https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453768-dawa-ya-kuondoa-harufu-ya-pombe-mdomoni-new-post.html Sun, 19 May 2013 18:35:56 GMT Waungwana msaada demu kachomoa nisimkisi Kisa nanukia pombe nimekula bia kadhaa tumeingia gheto kakataa anakwepesha mdomo nimepiga mswaki bado harufu aiishi nifanyeje?kama kua Dawa ya kutafuna kupuliza nk nk msaada Waungwana msaada demu kachomoa nisimkisi Kisa nanukia pombe nimekula bia kadhaa tumeingia gheto kakataa anakwepesha mdomo nimepiga mswaki bado harufu aiishi nifanyeje?kama kua Dawa ya kutafuna kupuliza nk nk msaada ]]> JF Chit-Chat delusions https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453768-dawa-ya-kuondoa-harufu-ya-pombe-mdomoni.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453687-wee-sosoliso-new-post.html Sun, 19 May 2013 13:53:14 GMT Umemfanya nini Paloma? Mbona kutwa nzima analia? Umemfanya nini Paloma? Mbona kutwa nzima analia? ]]> JF Chit-Chat Bishanga https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453687-wee-sosoliso.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453544-mchawi-ni-nani-new-post.html Sun, 19 May 2013 07:58:03 GMT Si lazima upae na ungo ili uwe mchawi. Dalili za uchawi: Chuki, majungu, wivu wa kijinga na umbea. Kama unazo hizo umeshafuzu kuwa mchawi. Si lazima upae na ungo ili uwe mchawi. Dalili za uchawi: Chuki, majungu, wivu wa kijinga na umbea. Kama unazo hizo umeshafuzu kuwa mchawi. ]]> JF Chit-Chat englibertm https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453544-mchawi-ni-nani.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453438-happy-birthday-me-new-post.html Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:23 GMT Miaka kadhaa huko nyuma mtoto wa kiume alizaliwa na kwa uwezo wa Mungu hadi leo anaendelea kupumua,happy bday to him. Namshukuru sana Mungu kwa hapa nilipofika,mama yangu and my late father,ndugu na friends wote especially Jamii Forums. Naitumia... Miaka kadhaa huko nyuma mtoto wa kiume alizaliwa na kwa uwezo wa Mungu hadi leo anaendelea kupumua,happy bday to him.
Namshukuru sana Mungu kwa hapa nilipofika,mama yangu and my late father,ndugu na friends wote especially Jamii Forums. Naitumia siku ya leo kutafakari maisha yangu huko kote nilikopitia,kubwa zaidi nililopanga ni kuendelea kufanya mchakato wa kubadili maisha yangu,yawe mazuri zaidi kimwili na kiroho.Amani na upendo,kusimamia haki na demokrasia,ukweli na uwazi daima vyote viwe nguzo imara katika maisha yangu.Thanks again wana JF kwani tangu nimejiunga hapa 2008 nimejifunza mengi sana na nimetoa yangu japo bado nadaiwa zaidi. ALL THE BEST washkaji.
Cc. Invisible Madame B Arusha one MziziMkavu , Ben Saanane ZeMarcopolo Bishanga Passion Lady Erickb52 Baba V...na @wadau wengine wote ]]> JF Chit-Chat ray05 https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453438-happy-birthday-me.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453315-get-well-soon-kipipi-new-post.html Sat, 18 May 2013 17:20:35 GMT Weekend yetu si nzuri wapendwa...bibie wangu Kipipi hajisikii vema ila namwomba Mungu amponye haraka. Chocs popote ulipo naomba uje umsaidie mke mwenzio. Get well soon my love! Weekend yetu si nzuri wapendwa...bibie wangu Kipipi hajisikii vema ila namwomba Mungu amponye haraka.
Chocs popote ulipo naomba uje umsaidie mke mwenzio.
Get well soon my love! ]]> JF Chit-Chat Erickb52 https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453315-get-well-soon-kipipi.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453227-nivea-upo-server-number-ngapi-nije-kukupa-pole-new-post.html Sat, 18 May 2013 13:35:58 GMT Nivea tunakumiss huku jamani.. upo serve number ngapi nije kukupa salamu.

"The world will not be destroyed by
those who do evil,
but by those who watch them without doing anything"

By Albert Einstein. ]]> JF Chit-Chat manoah https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453227-nivea-upo-server-number-ngapi-nije-kukupa-pole.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453189-kwako-baba-v-s-l-p-chitchat-jf-new-post.html Sat, 18 May 2013 11:50:38 GMT *nimeona niende mjini MMU nikatafte mke mana huku kijijin chitchat nimeshindwa kupata mke baada ya Kipipi kupotea kwenye tv yetu ya asili tunayoendaga kuangalia pale kwa mzee *MziziMkavu (https://www.jamiiforums.com/member.php?u=13422)*.kwani ... nimeona niende mjini MMU nikatafte mke mana huku kijijin chitchat nimeshindwa kupata mke baada ya Kipipi kupotea kwenye tv yetu ya asili tunayoendaga kuangalia pale kwa mzee MziziMkavu.kwani nishatambulishwa mpaka kwao na nikawakuta dadazake akina FP na snowhite na AshaDii ambao walinipokea vizuri sana.

huyu Kipipi nilimpata baada ya kumpora Erickb52 nikisaidiwa na Mrembo by Nature siku ya chitchat bora couples ambapo nilishinda mimi nikiwa na Kipipi, na Erickb52 akaleta varangati kwa kujitangazia ushindi akijifanya yeye ndio alikua
na Kipipi

baada ya Erickb52 kushindwa akaahidi kunionyesha yeye ndio bornvillager,mimi wakuja tu. na atanitumia bomu la b52 busha, model no.2 lililotengenezwa na mzee MziziMkavu mwenyewe.

Basi wakati tupo zetu porini pembezon mwa kijito na mpenz wangu Kipipi nikimlisha pipi zangu za porini za kijiti, lile bomu likatua likanisambaratisha na Kipipimpaka leo sijamuona. na lile bomu ilibid niende nikaombe msaada kwa mtaalamu IGWE tunayetoka nae kijiji kimoja cha historia aje kulitegua. na kiwatengu alinionya niachane na kipipi maana watu wa kijijin hapa ni wabaya sana hawachelewi kukutupia mabomu ya mangamizi.

baada ya kutomuona nimejarib kuzunguka kijijin hapa kuulizia mke wa kuoa nikaambiwa, ukitaka kuoa mke msomi nenda kwa kina Bishanga ana mdogo wake aitwa Kongosho, ila nikaonywa ni magumashi kwelkweli kila mwanaume aliyeenda pale amegeuzwa zombi nikaogopa sana.

Mentor[SIZE=3]l akanitonya niende nyumbani wakwe zake kina watu8 na measkron wana mabinti wengi sana akina Passion Lady, charminglady, ladyfurahia(huyu ni mke wake Mentor, hatuelewani kwa sababu nilimwonya aache tabia yake ya kwenda mjini kujitangaza yupo single anatafta mme, wakati mme wake amemwacha kijijini anakunywa mbege na KakaKiiza kwenye kibanda cha mzee Kaizer

nikishindwa kupata huku kijijini chitchat itabidi niende mjini MMU, ingawa mzabzab rafiki yangu anaeishi mjini amenionya huko mjini hakuna wanawake wa kuoa ni kugegedana tu kwenda mbele.Nikaona nimuulize mkuu Mtambuzi maana yeye kaenda mjini siku nyingi kidogo,akaanza kunielezea habari za mjini,eti kuna wanawake wanaweza kushusha Heaven on earth,kuna akina nikiwe hawana muda kabisa na mambo hayo ya ndoa, akina Gaijin wanawatumikisha wanaume kama mabwege,akina Madame B ambao wana saccoss zao,akaniambia hata wale waliotoka huku kijijin akina @ siku hizi akifika kijijini chitchat hataki kufikia kwao, anafikia gesti anawasalimia na kurudi mjini.

Umenisikia ewe njiwa! usisimame popote pale hata ukiwaona akina Bujibuji, Paloma, King'asti na sosoliso wasije wakaongeza maneno ya umbea. uende moja kwa moja kwa Baba V ukampe hii barua. ]]> JF Chit-Chat mwananthropolojia https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453189-kwako-baba-v-s-l-p-chitchat-jf.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453173-welcome-to-tanzania-new-post.html Sat, 18 May 2013 11:06:45 GMT Where sex is free and love is costful.............Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing than loosing virginity..........Where if you dont cheat on your patner; your not smart and sharp,,,,,,,,,,,,Where bathrooms have become photo... Where sex is free and love is costful.............Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing than loosing virginity..........Where if you dont cheat on your patner; your not smart and sharp,,,,,,,,,,,,Where bathrooms have become photo studio..............Where getting a Blackberry or iPHONE is greater than achieving a degree,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,where there is no difference between a standard seven leaver and a proffesor...............Where women spend more time in saloons and mirrors than they do in kitchen....................Whe re in the morning u have 10000 and just before noon u have nothing...........where everyone walks like a king or queen......where leaders opt for a 10 percent profit to lives of millions............where leaders worship da government instead of serving the people.......where the RICH are ABOVE the LAW..............Welcome to TANZANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]> JF Chit-Chat trimie obama ll https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453173-welcome-to-tanzania.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453079-dua-zenu-za-hitajika-dada-yangu-anaumwa-new-post.html Sat, 18 May 2013 08:01:49 GMT Ugonjwa hauna hodi unaweza kukumbwa tu kama kimbunga kivamiavyo nyumba iliyo sahaulika kufungwa milango, kama nyumba haina msingi imara inaweza kuezuliwa kabisa.. Dada yangu kipenzi alie wahi kushiriki mashindano ya miss chit chat 2012 dada... Ugonjwa hauna hodi unaweza kukumbwa tu kama kimbunga kivamiavyo nyumba iliyo sahaulika kufungwa milango, kama nyumba haina msingi imara inaweza kuezuliwa kabisa.. Dada yangu kipenzi alie wahi kushiriki mashindano ya miss chit chat 2012 dada Arabela anaumwa..dada yangu kipenzi nakuombea kwa m.mungu akupe shifaa mapema. Mimi pamoja na wana cc tunaungana kukuombea upate tahfif. ]]> JF Chit-Chat Slave https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453079-dua-zenu-za-hitajika-dada-yangu-anaumwa.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453076-dua-zenu-za-hitajika-dada-yangu-anaumwa-new-post.html Sat, 18 May 2013 07:52:56 GMT Ugonjwa hauna hodi unaweza kukumbwa tu kama kimbunga kivamiavyo nyumba iliyo sahaulika kufungwa milango, kama nyumba haina msingi imara inaweza kuezuliwa kabisa.. Dada yangu kipenzi alie wahi kushiriki mashindano ya miss chit chat 2012 dada... Ugonjwa hauna hodi unaweza kukumbwa tu kama kimbunga kivamiavyo nyumba iliyo sahaulika kufungwa milango, kama nyumba haina msingi imara inaweza kuezuliwa kabisa.. Dada yangu kipenzi alie wahi kushiriki mashindano ya miss chit chat 2012 dada Arabela anaumwa..dada yangu kipenzi nakuombea kwa m.mungu akupe shifaa mapema. Mimi pamoja na wana cc tunaungana kukuombea upate tahfif. ]]> JF Chit-Chat Slave https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453076-dua-zenu-za-hitajika-dada-yangu-anaumwa.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453051-nina-haja-ndogo-new-post.html Sat, 18 May 2013 06:37:39 GMT Wapenzi ndugu zangu wachitichati, habarini kimiamko. Kumekucha tena Jumamosi , ambapo wengi wenu mu mapumzikoni mwa mwisho wa juma. Aidha wengine akina sie mishemishe zetu, kukicha ni teke mbele, mapumziko hayana siku specific. Yote maisha... Wapenzi ndugu zangu wachitichati, habarini kimiamko.
Kumekucha tena Jumamosi , ambapo wengi wenu mu mapumzikoni mwa mwisho wa juma.
Aidha wengine akina sie mishemishe zetu, kukicha ni teke mbele, mapumziko hayana siku specific.
Yote maisha alimradi kiganja kisiache kuripoti pale kwenye tundu iliyo chini ya Pua na juu ya Kidevu.
As my headin mentioned above haja yangu si kubwa nilioikusudia kuwaletea leo.
Haja yangu ni ndogo tu!
Nayo ni kuwaongezea siku.
Hebu fatana nami umuone bwana huyu mwenye asili ya Kiasia (muhindi) alivyozijibu methali hizi :-
1. Nyani haoni .....?
Jibu- Kama nyani haoni valisa mawani!

2. Debe tupu .....?
Jibu- Weka dengu!

3. Maskini akipata......?
Jibu- iko juri sana toacha ibia jumbani yetu!

4. Penye wengi ....?
Jibu- iyo tokua kutano ya chadema!

5. Penye kuku wengi .....?
Jibu- Chinja bili or tatu ote choma sekela!

6. Chovyachovya ....?
Jibu- iyo iko must be totia mimba!

7. Simba mwendapole ....?
Jibu- iyo ogopa Yanga!.

Chaoo! ]]> JF Chit-Chat Judgement https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/453051-nina-haja-ndogo.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/452924-jamani-kupendwa-raha-kupendwa-raha-new-post.html Fri, 17 May 2013 19:50:04 GMT Jamani kupendwa raha kupendwa raha. Penda unapopendwa wajinga wajinga tupa kule. I only want to share with you ccrs. Kwa wale mabroken heart umegawa kidude miahadi kibao jamaa hasomeki piga chini. Kwa wale wanaume ambao videmu vicheche tupa kule... Jamani kupendwa raha kupendwa raha.
Penda unapopendwa wajinga wajinga tupa kule.
I only want to share with you ccrs.
Kwa wale mabroken heart umegawa kidude miahadi kibao jamaa hasomeki piga chini.
Kwa wale wanaume ambao videmu vicheche tupa kule we mwanaume bwana.
Na kama mwanamke kuna mtu anakuwinda usimkubali mapema easy come easy go mvute vute bana ili siku mkikamatana mambo yanoge
Mwisho wale wanoknok wote wanaokufatilia wape za uso.
Mwanamke kupendwa bana na sio kujipeleka.
Mwanaume mpenda offer kula kushoto.:A S kiss::A S kiss::A S kiss::A S kiss::A S kiss:
btn mwanaume ambae hana hela kama Bishanga usimpe nafasi atakuletea vumba tu.
Have a nice weekend ]]> JF Chit-Chat amu https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/452924-jamani-kupendwa-raha-kupendwa-raha.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/452867-gfsowin-u-wapi-jamani-new-post.html Fri, 17 May 2013 17:39:01 GMT Kwa yeyote mwenye taarifa zake jamani atueleze ni nini kimempata maana ni siku nyingi sana sijaona thread zake na michango yake mbalimbali yenye kufundisha wana CHI-CHAT walio wengi watakubalina na mimi kuwa huwa anamichango mizuri na yenye... Kwa yeyote mwenye taarifa zake jamani atueleze ni nini kimempata maana ni siku nyingi sana sijaona thread zake na michango yake mbalimbali yenye kufundisha wana CHI-CHAT walio wengi watakubalina na mimi kuwa huwa anamichango mizuri na yenye kufundisha nawasilisha! ]]> JF Chit-Chat kapistrano https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/452867-gfsowin-u-wapi-jamani.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/452721-anahitajika-new-post.html Fri, 17 May 2013 12:17:40 GMT leo sikwenda kazini basi niko bored kweli,nahitaji mtu ambaye yuko free kama mimi ani-PM tuchat walau kusogeza muda mbele tukisubiri time za bia na nyama choma. mademu watapewa nafasi ya kwanza,na anaweza kujongea nilipo kwa ajili evening out. leo sikwenda kazini basi niko bored kweli,nahitaji mtu ambaye yuko free kama mimi ani-PM tuchat walau kusogeza muda mbele tukisubiri time za bia na nyama choma.

mademu watapewa nafasi ya kwanza,na anaweza kujongea nilipo kwa ajili evening out. ]]> JF Chit-Chat papaa2015 https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/452721-anahitajika.html https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/452719-msaada-please-new-post.html Fri, 17 May 2013 12:16:14 GMT Jaman nataka kujua yule mtangazaji wa radio one anaeitwa misanya bingi yuko wap? Jaman nataka kujua yule mtangazaji wa radio one anaeitwa misanya bingi yuko wap? ]]> JF Chit-Chat aljun raj https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/452719-msaada-please.html